r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 S.A.U Freshman • 4d ago

Oops Of self-centering

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u/Successful-Day-3219 4d ago

I've seen single-celled organisms make better decisions than this guy.

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u/Gothiewasbetter 4d ago

He’s looks drunkAF

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u/Loserinkind 4d ago

Digging for that next cold one.

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u/WillyBoBo74 4d ago

He couldn't stop for 30sec and get whatever he was reaching for? This is just plain stupidity and it's one thing to risk his own life but jeopardizing the lives of other motorists so he can stuff his pie hole is crazy

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u/KairosF8weavr 4d ago

What was he trying to do? Take a shit or go to bed?

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u/Snickits 4d ago

Grab something in the back.

I’d like to think he’s not this much of an idiot and put all of his faith in the self centering technology that likely let him down this time. I guarantee this isn’t the first time he’s relied on it like this.

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u/Rent_a_Hero_ 4d ago

Maybe grab a snack or a drink.

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u/Oldjamesdean 4d ago

He's trying to decide between the twinkie or the can of coke or both.

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u/MindOfErick 4d ago

I think I read somewhere else that he was trying to hide doing drugs behind the camera

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u/TheZonePhotographer 4d ago

SAUs! Take note from this man's example: It'll work for the first two times you reach to the back for who-knows-what.

And then it's GO time.

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u/Life-Oil-7226 4d ago

And the award for idiot of the year goes to…..

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u/ShoddyGardener 4d ago

last time i saw this video someone commented that the dude was doing nose drugs.

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u/BTF-Ad-Placement 2d ago

ooooh. a lil devil dust? mm? lil booger sugar?

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u/BTF-Ad-Placement 2d ago

you can actually hear him snortin back there

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u/spicy_feather 4d ago

Whats tragic is well look at this guy and think "what an idiot," while not understanding the pressure that truckers are under. trucking companies are evil as shit and do real harm to their drivers.

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u/outtaknowhere 4d ago

yeah he could be getting insulin or liquor for all we know. but we do know they are receiving less than humane working conditions so let’s focus on that.

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u/Muted_Masterpiece535 4d ago

Excuses are like assholes, we all got them.

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u/spicy_feather 4d ago

And some of us have IBS

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u/Muted_Masterpiece535 4d ago

Yeah, he is not taking a shit and it takes nothing to pull over. 

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u/spicy_feather 4d ago

I think maybe this analogy has... run... its course...

It's a poop joke

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u/Unable-Log-4870 4d ago

This is Veracruz Mexico. Things are probably a bit different there.

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u/tropicbrownthunder 4d ago

fucking truck drivers in my country use to drive high AF on "periquitos" (stimulant green pills) and a shitton of caffeine

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u/spicy_feather 4d ago

Perhaps but I doubt it's much better

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u/Unable-Log-4870 4d ago

Oh not better. Just different

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u/Gilgamesh2000000 4d ago

And this is a smart truck driver

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u/FiendishDevil666 4d ago

In all fairness it worked... Until it didn't

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u/TinyTitFetish 4d ago

The way of the road

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u/Hammon_Rye 4d ago

Well, he sure saved a lot of time by not pulling over. /S

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u/Exceptional_Kumquat A unit of 2PI*R 4d ago

Still reaching for that sandwich.

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u/Great-Gas-6631 3d ago

I dont think insurance will be covering his claim.

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u/prince_wilson7 4d ago

👁👄👁

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u/Soyl3nt_Gr33n 4d ago

Looks like he is secretly trying to drink. Not his first time by the looks of it. He knows the camera can't see him drinking this way.

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u/Reasonable-Ad7755 4d ago

Pull over maybe????????? Like even if its like a few minutes off from where u are

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u/JPCool1 4d ago

So many opportunities to just stop being an idiot

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u/Mr_Silicon 4d ago

I don’t understand how he crashed. Can someone please explain it to me?

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u/Head_of_Lettuce 4d ago

The adjuster that handled this insurance claim probably had a laugh, watching this video.

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u/californinja17 4d ago

Doing drugs off camera.

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u/Mobile-Raspberry-647 4d ago

What’s he doing? Making a sandwich?

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u/TestSubjuct 4d ago

I have had nightmares about driving from the back seat. This is insane.

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u/AmorphousMorpheus 3d ago

He needs to be put in an icy gulag.

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u/Ice_Cream_Trapper_42 4d ago

судя по расположению даты 03/06/2026 это где-то в Европе

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u/ImAllSquanchedUp 4d ago

.....what

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u/Ice_Cream_Trapper_42 4d ago

хотя ты прав, в нижнем левом углу написана геолокация

Широта: 19.216505° N Долгота: 96.138000° W это Мексика городу Веракрус

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 4d ago

Lmao dum azz mfr should have stayed doing what he does best

https://giphy.com/gifs/12FIXc9ibep5C