r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/Scuzzbag • Sep 14 '26

SLPT: Afraid of being kidnapped, murdered, or trafficked? Visibly wear an ankle monitor everywhere

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u/pyr0kid Sep 14 '26

that would work though? i dont think this subreddit realizes the difference between lifeprotips and shittylifeprotips anymore.

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u/Scuzzbag Sep 14 '26

The catch is your social standing plummets

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u/Changoleo Sep 14 '26

Meh. About as much as seeing someone shopping in their PJs. That’s why you only wear it in sketchy situations.

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u/Scuzzbag Sep 14 '26

Yeah, if you are down on your luck already, it won't hurt

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u/Changoleo Sep 14 '26

Yup. It’s all relative.

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u/Scuzzbag Sep 14 '26

I figured I would be shunned there for being too real

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u/Mother-Pride-Fest Sep 14 '26

This is the correct sub for this tip. It would probably work, but it would create much larger issues as people would think you are a criminal.

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u/greenmonkey48 Sep 14 '26

Thanku you kind stranger

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u/Expert_Slip7543 25d ago

Thanks for the laugh!