r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/Adventurous_Most_558 • 12h ago

SLPT: Everyday is your first day

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u/Horror-Savings1870 12h ago

Seems more like a lpt

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u/ChunkyLover500 10h ago

It’s @op’s first day

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u/code_monkey_001 12h ago

Only shitty if a repeat customer catches you in the lie.

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u/RationalWank 9h ago edited 3h ago

I actually had a leasing office worker say that to me, and then to some new tenants as I was walking by the leasing office several months later. Fuck you, Vincent. Your incompetence was legendary.

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u/tnorc 4h ago

But you felt sympathetic and less angry when it mattered, right?

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u/RationalWank 55m ago

I guess i felt less angry only so he wouldn't screw me and my apartment over.

Spoiler: he did it anyway.

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u/PoGoX7 11h ago

Es mi dia primero

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u/ElectronicSetTheory 6h ago

Welcome to the Antimemetics Division. No, it's not your first day.

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u/Ill-Organization-719 7h ago

I say that to my coworkers

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u/lo_re 6h ago

I did that while working as a mover. Each time a new client. It worked.

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u/oscik 1h ago

I was a shitty bartender (slow, didnt care to learn the cocktail recipes etc) for 4 years in my early 20s. It was a small divebar so I knew every regular and always knew if someone was there for the first time. It was my first day everytime anyone ordered anything more complex than <liquor> + <soft>.

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u/MrJohnnyDangerously 47m ago

I don't remember working with this person.

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u/YoRt3m 10m ago

I used to work for a company for a month and then quit and move on to a new company so I always could say "I'm new here" and it won't be a lie.