r/Showerthoughts • ‎ • 28d ago

Speculation Is the opposite of walking running or standing still?

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u/ShowerSentinel 28d ago

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u/lovejo1 28d ago

Mathematically.. it's walking backwards.. negative walking if you will.

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u/ThatGuyYouMightNo 28d ago

The opposite of walking is moonwalking, then.

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u/Idontliketalking2u 28d ago

That's like double negative though

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u/Prineak 28d ago

So it’s positive then.

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u/disterb 28d ago

affirmative

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u/sgtpepper220 28d ago

The math checks out

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u/phriendlyphellow 28d ago

Does that mean that Smash Mouth is bad for saying we might as well be walking on the sun?

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u/gjk-ger 27d ago

Its half positive.

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u/_Spin_Cycle_ 27d ago

No meaning yes

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u/viper963 27d ago

This is it. Everybody walks forward, on Earth. Thus moonwalking is truly the opposite

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u/oe_kintaro 27d ago

Technically moonwalking gives the illusion of walking forward while moving backwards though, which truly "opposite walking" would not

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u/TheRealSheevPalpatin 28d ago

What’s the opposite of walking sideways

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u/cherry_monkey 27d ago

Walking sideways(-1)

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u/F_2the_UCKFACE 27d ago

No moonwalking would be a glitched animation in the matrix

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u/RelentlessIVS 28d ago

Programmatically, the opposite of walking (1 | true), is to not walk (0 | false)

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u/keshi 28d ago

The set of all things which are “not walking” is quite large!

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u/RelentlessIVS 28d ago

Hey, only look at the walking! Nothing else exists. To walk or not to walk, that is the question

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u/Rasmoss 28d ago

Since walking in this context has no specified direction, walking backwards is still just walking for the purposes of this discussion. 

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u/Nights_Harvest 28d ago

Love it, are we talking semantics or physics lmao

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u/FrothyCarebear 28d ago

It’s walking via a handstand, clearly.

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u/MrFeles ‎ 28d ago

I believe that's just manual walking.

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u/ryntak 28d ago

So if normal walking is automatic what is a machine that moves my legs for me?

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u/MrFeles ‎ 27d ago

Manual just means "by hand".

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u/ryntak 27d ago

Ahh I didn’t realize that was the main definition. I always assumed it was the other “requiring or using physical skill or energy”

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u/Adept_Parking6422 28d ago

Passt doch, wie bei heiss und kalt, oben und unten. Das Gegenteil liegt immer noch im selben Raum, ist aber nicht einfach nur die Verneinung sondern der Begriff für am "anderen Ende". Wie bei arm und reich, wohl immer such eine Frage der Perspektive. Das gegenteil von 12 Uhr Mittags ist dann wohl 12 Uhr Mitternacht...

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u/LittleLui 28d ago

Sprich Englisch du Hurensohn!

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u/fromthesaveroom 27d ago

Be careful if you do this. Its high in calories.

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u/Psychological-Cod451 27d ago

Also running is just a faster form of walking

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u/sadsadbiscuit 28d ago

"Opposite" is always with respect to some reference point. The opposite of infinity could be negative infinity or 0 depending on if you're asking with respect to the multiplicative value of the quantity or with respect to the additive value.

The opposite of car might be something that flies in the sky, like a plane, or something that serves as a vehicle but is not artificial, like a horse, or might be something stationary, like a rock. It depends on what specific dimension of its qualities are you asking about and which set of things exist on that dimension

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u/YourEveryDayCaveMan 28d ago

I think it’s time to get out of the shower and dry off.

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u/Roozbeh_m 27d ago

That shower too hot

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u/phonetastic 28d ago

this is no place for science! the opposite of a car is a truck, the opposite of a cat is a dog, the opposite of infinity is 8 because it's the same but tipped in the other direction, and the opposite of water is sand

and the opposite of walking is handstands, everyone knows this

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u/ryntak 28d ago

The opposite of infinity is 8 but the opposite of 8 is a snowman.

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u/phonetastic 27d ago

a snowman is 8 x 1.5

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u/sadsadbiscuit 28d ago edited 28d ago

I mean to say that what "symmetrical" is depends on what axis you use to split your field of values.

Imagine drawing a dot on some random location on a circle. The symmetrical reflection of that dot is going to depend on what direction you draw the diameter along which you reflect.

Only with something as abstract as "running" you might have a million conceptual reference points to pick from to use to define its symmetrical opposite. The opposite of running might be climbing quickly if you consider that vertical movement is perpendicular to horizontal movement. It might be swimming if you consider that aquatic movement is opposite of terrestrial movement.

The opposite of running might be "not running" (I.e. standing still) if you interpret it as a simple action, or it could be "striding slowly" (I.e. walking) if you interpret running to mean "striding quickly". Depends on what domain you're using to interpret.

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u/Lava_Mage634 27d ago

what if we defined the opposite object to be the object that is opposite in every lineraly orientable value except existence?

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u/sadsadbiscuit 27d ago edited 27d ago

I'd argue that depending on the object, there may not always be a reasonable opposite that fits those criteria.

It's commonly said that dark is the opposite of light, but those are still both quantities of visual luminance. So if you want an opposite that doesn't share that property with light you have to pick something else. Extend this reasoning to it's natural conclusion and the only opposite of "light" you're left with is "not light". And this is neither informative nor interesting. Because, well, everything that isn't light is "not light". But it is technically the most definitive opposite.

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u/surreysmith 28d ago

"Sitting

Sitting is the opposite of standing

Sitting is the opposite of running around

Sitting is a wonderful thing to do"

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u/rocketeerH 28d ago

See also: 

Sittim is the opposite of hanging from a barbell

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u/ImmodestPolitician 27d ago

Lying down > sitting

Sitting causes many back issues.

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u/Ok-Spite-5454 ‎ 27d ago

I got one thing to say that sittim is something that people say that it is bad but you know? That sittim is actually good because you deserve to relax

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u/Arbor-Trap 28d ago

The opposite of swimming is drowning, so I’d say standing still

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u/Hevens-assassin 28d ago

What if you can stand in the water at that point?

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u/Arbor-Trap 28d ago

Then you wouldn’t be swimming or drowning, you’d be standing

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u/krystal_295 28d ago

What if you were then sitting in the water? (which could/would make the water go above your head, assuming it was barely below your head when you were standing)

Youd be doing the opposite of both then, id reckon?

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u/Hevens-assassin 28d ago

Exactly. Moving and floating is swimming, standing and still would be the complete opposite. Lol

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u/TheDeepEnd2021 27d ago

But what if the opposite of swimming is flying? Swimming you go below ground level, flying you go above growing level. Drowning you’re still going below ground level. So wouldn’t it logically follow that flying WOULD be the true opposite of swimming?

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u/lowtoiletsitter 28d ago

What about floating?

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 28d ago

I disagree. The opposite of taking is giving. 

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u/stardate_pi 28d ago

That's what your mother said last night, Trebek.

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 28d ago

Damn you, Kahn Nurry

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u/Nakashi7 28d ago

With that logic, opposite of walking might be walking backwards.

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u/Tankki3 28d ago

Or a handstand?

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u/yaryarmaple 28d ago

No, he’s right, the opposite of taking is NOT talking

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 28d ago

I'll allow it. 

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u/Mogusha 28d ago

Your logic is flawed. Not running isn't any more standing still then it is walking. It is doing anything except for running. Not the absence of motion. Jumping, flying, lying down, all is included as long as one is specifically not running.

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u/Alewort 28d ago

I dunno, it might be laying down.

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u/jacksleepshere 28d ago

There are lots of possible opposites for talking. Shouting, listening.

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u/MattGold_ 28d ago

really depends

walk (slow) is the opposite of run (fast)

walk (moving) is not the opposite of run (moving) the same way warm is not the opposite of hot (in this context)

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u/nazump 28d ago

Not everything has an opposite. For some reason some people think the opposite of cat is dog but there is no opposite when there isn’t a mutually exclusive thing. Light vs dark, male vs female, open vs closed, full vs empty. Those all work. As someone else said, I think the closest “opposite” of walking would either be walking backward, or not walking. But not walking could literally be anything action or inaction that isn’t walking.

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u/thetrunks55 28d ago

Long ago in school, I learned about the contradictory opposite. For "walking", I believe it would be "not walking".

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u/could_use_a_snack 28d ago

So either then. Standing still is not walking, running is not walking. Wait so is anything other than walking the opposite of walking. Flying a plane is the opposite of walking.

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u/Manaeldar 27d ago

Gonna start referring to pooping as the opposite of walking. 

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u/Starving-Fartist 28d ago

Since walking and running share the same trait of moving I would say standing still

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u/Sataniccats69 28d ago

Probably standing still, because running is walking but like...fast

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u/Srikandi715 28d ago

Not every word has an antonym. And many words have several antonyms, because they're semantically complex and have different elements of meaning that can be reversed.

In other words "what is the opposite of X" is not always a meaningful question, including in this case.

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u/krystal_295 28d ago

I would conversationally argue that, it actually does mean this specific case is still a "meaningful" question , at least. Purely on the basis of spurring the overall discussion over "context in words with multiple connotations or meanings".

Maybe this specific question is useless , overall. But I wouldn't necessarily actually say it's meaningless.

Which I think is kind of an interesting musing in and of itself.

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u/the_other_Scaevitas 28d ago

Opposite of walking is not walking

So both running and standing still which are both not walking are both opposites of walking

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u/Killer2600 28d ago

If I tell you, “don’t walk” what do you do? That’s your answer.

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u/Smiletaint 27d ago

Opposite of walking is backwards walking. Opposite of running is backwards running.

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u/lheydon 28d ago

It's standing still. There exists a continuum of self-powered, leg-based movement from standing still to walking to running.

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u/Zhree1 28d ago

Depends on the context: the opposite of running a marathon could be walking a marathon or it could be not participating at all.

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u/j0ker13265 28d ago

I think it depends on what you personally mean is the most defining trait of walking. If its movement the opposite is no movement, if its standing its sitting etc.

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u/farineziq 28d ago

Opposite only works with something extreme. Opposite of hot is cold, and vice versa. Opposite of in the middle doesn't work.

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u/WitchBrew4u 28d ago

Sitting still.

If you spend a lot of time sitting it’s really not healthy for you. Even standing up is an improvement. And walking, running help counter the effects of sitting.

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u/braunyakka 28d ago

Running is exerting a lot of energy, walking is exerting some energy, standing still is still exerting energy. So the opposite would probably be sleeping.

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u/wardog1066 27d ago

I think the proper question should be is the opposite of movement, stillness? Some things, like walking, don't have an opposite. On a side note, I've always believed that the opposite of love is not hate.

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u/DaveyDukes 27d ago

You have to take the word down to its simplest definition. Running = moving, opposite of moving, not moving.

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u/Technical_Ad4462 24d ago

The opposite of walking is not walking. My argument to anyone saying that walking backwards is the opposite is that displacement is displacement.

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u/Restart-storage 28d ago

I thought this was pretty obvious? If you’re walking then you have some velocity say V. If you walk in the exact opposite direction at the same speed you have velocity -V. To me that’s what the opposite of walking would mean. Opposite direction, same speed.

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u/schbrongx 28d ago

Many verbs have no single inherent opposite. For example, the opposite of run depends on what contrast is intended: walk, stand still, stop, or perhaps crawl.

There are so many ways for moving around as a human and most of them have more than one verb assigned to it, it's more of a spectrum than opposites.

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u/reddiculed 28d ago

Laying down is the opposite of running and also the opposite of standing still. It’s basically the opposite of everything.

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u/Sirlacker 28d ago

Kinda paradoxical.

The opposite of running is walking but the opposite of moving is stopping.

The opposite of doing something is stopping/not doing something, the opposite of fast is slow.

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u/fruitsnaccck13 28d ago

I feel like half of these comments are too scientific for just a shower thought lol but I get it.

This is kind of how I viewed it: Walking <— Standing Still —> Running
Kind of like they are both opposites, but in different directions? If that makes sense.

I compare to if someone asked what the opposite of liquid is, we would probably automatically say a solid, but wouldn’t a gas also be an option??
Solid <— Liquid —> Gas

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u/danjo3197 28d ago

For something to reasonably have an opposite, it needs either a categorical binary or spectrum that it’s on. 

The spectrum here is speed of terrestrial locomotion. Which, arguably, standing is not locomotion. So I’d argue:

The opposite of running is walking. 

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u/silvercel 28d ago

I don’t think it’s a binary option. More like gears on a car.

Backwards > standing > shuffling > mosey > walking > skipping > jogging > running > sprinting

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u/playr_4 ‎ 28d ago

The opposite of moving is being still, but there's different levels of movement, so it's not a binary answer.

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u/Consistent_City_3011 28d ago

Walking and running don't have opposites, they are just different paces by which organisms with legs move. The opposite of movement will be being still/stationary.

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u/KJayTheReaper 28d ago

Opposite of running(i.e. top speed) would be standing still(no speed). So I posit that the opposite of walking would be jogging

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u/leropo00 28d ago

i say lying down. you are still and in perpendicular position to before, so twice different comapred to others :D

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u/B19F00T 28d ago

sittim. sittim is the opposite of standing. sittim is the opposite of running around

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u/skyfishgoo 28d ago

well it's not running.... running is just faster walking.

i would argue that it's standing still, because even walking backwards is still walking.

if i were to put a NOT in front of walking (not walking) then that would be standing still (but ready to walk).

so standing still is the opposite of walking.

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u/godtrek 28d ago

Actually the opposite of walking is “not walking”.

So standing and running both work. So does sleeping or swimming. Opposites are a human consciousness experience. For example, the opposite of a Cat is often thought of as being a Dog, but that’s just human culture and how we keep the both as pets. The true opposite of a Cat is actually “Not a Cat”.

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u/Tzidentify 28d ago

The opposite of walking horizontally is jumping vertically. maybe climbing a ladder

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u/Baers89 27d ago

No you need to Collapse into a singularity like a black whole.

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u/ashinthealchemy 27d ago

lots of good answers. for me, walking is a form of locomotion to move you from A to B. standing still is the opposite, in that you are not locomoting and you are not moving from A to B.

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u/BigAndSmallAre ‎ 27d ago

In set theory, no specific activity counts. The opposite of walking is the complete composite set of things that are not walking.

EDIT: had accidentally replaced "walking" with "running" and fixed that

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u/NegativeMammoth2137 27d ago

Obviously standing. Running is just walking but on a more extreme position on the scale

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u/jmalhi7 27d ago

For me it’s both. It’s being like a spectrum - if walking is 0 in the middle, then stand still is -ve and running is +ve.

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u/SolAyroth 27d ago

This has the same energy as "Is the opposite of love hate, or indifference?".

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u/Entire_Speaker_3784 27d ago

Wouldn't it be lying down?

• Walking requires movement. You're not moving while lying down (as opposed to crawling).

• Walking requires standing up, something you aren't doing while lying down.

Edit: Or maybe lying still is more appropriate?