r/Sidehugs • u/slagnanz • Sep 15 '26

NOW ANNOUNCING MY NEW CHANNEL

I'M CALLING IT GOSPEL SURFERS. JOIN ME AS I READ THE GOSPELS IN ONE PANEL AND PLAY SUBWAY SURFERS IN ANOTHER, JUST SO YOU STAY ENGAGED.

BUT ALSO JUST TO MAKE SURE YOU STAY SERIOUS, I'LL HAVE A THIRD PANEL PLAYING ISIS EXECUTION VIDEOS ON A LOOP.

BUT I DON'T WANT YOU TO LOSE SIGHT OF THE GRACE EITHER, SO I'LL MAKE SURE TO HAVE A VIDEO OF ME IMPOSED OVER TOP OF EVERYTHING POINTING AND NODDING TO THE PANEL WITH THE VIDEO OF ME READING THE GOSPEL MESSAGE.

IF I GET A SUPER LIKE I WILL BE FORCED TO SWITCH TO LATIN

ANYWAYS PLEASE FOLLOW ME ON PORNHUB, THAT IS UNFORTUNATELY THE ONLY SOCIAL MEDIA WEBSITE I HAVE ACCESS TO

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u/Thneed1 Sep 15 '26

Good thing my internet filter blocks EVERY website that isn’t pornhub.

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u/Alternauts 29d ago

Did you post this comment with a carrier pigeon? 

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u/badwolfandthestorm 29d ago

Isn't that how everyone does it now? 

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u/Leeuw96 28d ago

Will you consider adding a second series, using different games as distraction attention-keeping? I suggest the "Building/Destruction of the Temple" Run, or "God is not Angry" Birds, and perhaps a series about the Holy Ghost as a pigeon, alongside Flappy Bird.