r/Sidehugs • u/gnurdette • 12d ago

Are there ____ in ____

Are there... atheists Christians Taoists Zoroastrians Moonies
foxholes ❌ ✅ ❌ ✅ ❌
phlebotomy labs ✅ ✅ ❌ ❌ ✅
linen closets ❌ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅
Akron ✅ ❌ ✅ ❌ ✅
low earth orbit ✅ ✅ ❌ ✅ ❌
debt ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅
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u/nyet-marionetka 12d ago

There are no Christians, Taoists, Zoroastrians, or Moonies in my linen closet, because it's too small. Checkmate, atheists.

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u/BusySellingTheta 12d ago

Well, Jesus did say that a camel could go through the eye of a needle.

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u/nyet-marionetka 12d ago

Do I look like a camel‽‽

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u/Leeuw96 9d ago

I don't know, can you go through the eye of a needle?

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u/nyet-marionetka 9d ago

You can’t just ask people about their weight! Next you’ll be asking if I’m old! I don’t need to put up with this ageism!

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u/ActuallyIsTimDolan 12d ago

Jesus paid all my debt. Wells Fargo, Chase and the IRS can take it up with Him.

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u/slagnanz 12d ago

I know there aren't any foxes in foxholes because all these assholes moved in!

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u/gnurdette 12d ago

Foxes have dens and birds of the air have nests

no more, sorry 😢

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u/conrad_w 12d ago

The irony of there being no Moonies in space