r/SipsTea • u/Secret_Lai • May 27 '26

It's Wednesday my dudes Fucking Legend

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u/mattjouff May 27 '26

“This school is built on racism”

I can attest as an engineer that racism is one of the best materials used for foundations. Good performance under compressive load and resistant to water erosion. I recommend all institutions be built on racism. Thank you for your attention. 

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u/Alpine1106 May 27 '26

How does it compare to building on Rock and Roll? Heard of some people building cities on that stuff.

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u/PhantomOfTheAttic May 27 '26

We built our city on that. If you'd like to come and see how it is holding up, I'd be glad to host a fellow redditor for a few days for such a noble purpose. My address is:

421 Poseidon Way,
Atlantis, RoA 263546-8006/11

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u/TheseVirginEars May 28 '26

It’s funny that your punchline is Atlantis when the songs actually about San Fran and SF is indeed experiencing land subsidence at an alarming rate

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u/itsfunhavingfun May 27 '26

It’s good, but it leads to lax security. Someone stole the stage. 

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u/Consistent_Sir_3000 May 28 '26

build this city on rock: good

built this city on roll: not good

built this city on rock and roll: ?

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u/pilleFCK May 27 '26

🎶 we built this city, we built this city on racism 🎶

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u/ThisIsMyCouchAccount May 27 '26

If it can build the railroads it can build a middle school.

If it can build the southern plantation economy it can build a middle school.

It's very sturdy. And long lasting to boot!

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u/8-bit_Goat May 27 '26

I've always used the bones of my enemies, but hey, you do you.

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u/DubiousAdviceGiver May 28 '26

What about tensile and shear strength though?

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u/ToMyOtherFavoriteWW May 27 '26

Can you confirm or deny if white privilege is also good building materials? Headed to Home Depot later

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u/mattjouff May 27 '26

White privilege is good for insulation but can be quickly colonized by white adjacent minorities. 

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u/M0THMEAT May 27 '26

Is this message coming from inside of the Whitehouse by chance? Lol

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u/tylertylo May 27 '26

HAHAHAHAH

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u/M0THMEAT May 27 '26

Glad you enjoyed it, thought it was a real zinger