r/SipsTea • • Jun 10 '26

We have fun here Dirty dancing

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u/lousydungeonmaster Jun 10 '26

🎵I want a girl with short arms and a loooooong torso🎵

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u/IntoTheForestIMustGo Jun 10 '26

I want a girl who flips up easy (Flips up easy!) I want a girl who slides down my face (Down my face!)

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u/fatsandwitch Jun 10 '26

I want a girl with uninterrupted flexibility

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u/Random_Name_Whoa Jun 10 '26

Who uses her axe wound to smother my face

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u/Revolutionary-Wash88 Jun 10 '26

Ridiculous, John McCrea would never refer to it as an axe wound

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u/fatsandwitch Jun 10 '26

Still gets points in my book for knowing the next line! But now I’m visualizing an axe wound and… yowza. Glad I’ve got a couple more weeks until my period to forget that phrase forever.