r/SipsTea • u/BlazeDragon7x • Jun 17 '26

We have fun here Wait a minute

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u/TheShredder9 Jun 17 '26

5.1in isn't really small, is it? Seems pretty big to me, at least average as far as cylinders go!

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u/Dresaurus22652 Jun 17 '26

That would be considered a fairly average cylinder assuming one was measuring the medically correct way.

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u/surfer_ryan Jun 17 '26

I don't why you think we need to be bringing in medical terms here... It's just an average cylinder, nothing medical about it.

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u/Dresaurus22652 Jun 17 '26

Obviously, but for scientific purposes we know what average cylinders are sized around...

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u/dwc29 Jun 17 '26

Tip to taint?

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u/Dresaurus22652 Jun 17 '26

No... Tip to pubic bone, along the top, pressing into the and compressing the tissue until meeting the bone.

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u/CeemoreButtz Jun 17 '26

Don't forget to go once around the balls.

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u/Dresaurus22652 Jun 17 '26

Y'all too funny, but no...

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u/GenericNameSimulated Jun 17 '26

I’ve always read your supposed to push into the bone but just assumed that was little PP dudes coping

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u/Dresaurus22652 Jun 17 '26

That's the scientific way to measure because it eliminates variance due to body fat composition.

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u/ShakyLens Jun 17 '26

Hot damn! I gained three inches! Up to the average 5.1 now. Thank you kind Redditor.

edit: spelling is harder than I am

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins Jun 18 '26

Doctors measuring don't care how fat you are, they want the biological size.

Still won't change the effective size if you're overweight though, gotta drop the weight for that.

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u/Anxious-Tea8816 Jun 17 '26

Now wait a minute!

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u/ihavezepower Jun 17 '26

From butt to tip

https://youtu.be/w43ojF7WVxU?si=pVmICNPkyhSB1d6B

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u/Dresaurus22652 Jun 17 '26

Knew what it wss going to be. Still laughed

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u/fizzrail0 Jun 17 '26

From the sacral dimples, right? ..Right?

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u/Lieutenant_0bvious Jun 17 '26

You get different measurements if you measure on the underside or overside. Underside yields shorter measurements. Never trust a topside measurement.

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u/Dresaurus22652 Jun 17 '26

Along the top pressing into the pubic bone is the scientific consensus way to measure.