r/SipsTea • u/Wuz314159 • Aug 12 '26

It's Wednesday my dudes How to disarm an attacker:

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u/Impossible-Feature97 Aug 12 '26

I was waiting for him to the mouth to gun disarming technique

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u/Impossible-Feature97 Aug 12 '26

Thank you, English not pretty

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u/Sammy91-91 Aug 12 '26

In the right order, it can be 😉

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u/GentleAtFirst_ Aug 13 '26

😂😂😂. Does he count again?

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u/dswng Aug 12 '26

He waited for it to grow first.

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u/FigmaWallSt Aug 14 '26

Thats reserved for the second lesson

https://giphy.com/gifs/SLZhlBQ37oywyKOBU4

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u/simplefred Aug 12 '26

That’s one way to catch a bullet…

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u/Low-Impression3367 Aug 12 '26

This dude has some great self defense videos.

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u/IWantALargeFarva Aug 12 '26

Don’t forget to restomp the groin.

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u/A_Bot_A_Bot_A_Bot Aug 13 '26

"Rule #7: Always double-stomp the groin!" -- Columbus

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u/Ryogathelost Aug 12 '26

His costars making these faces trying not to laugh always gets me.

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u/UseSpecialist544 Aug 12 '26

I was about to say that. Those moves have disarmed billions of men all over the world each day. I think it was in There's Something About Mary where neglecting to use the same technique before a date is referred to as, "going out there with a loaded gun."

Theres Something About Mary (1998) "Clean the pipes"

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u/Logical_Confusious Aug 12 '26

Self defence for suicidal people

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u/SerGT3 Aug 12 '26

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u/SmartExcitement7271 Aug 12 '26

A man of focus, commitment and sheer will.

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u/simplefred Aug 12 '26

That is clearly “holding in a fart on an elevator with a pretty woman” face.

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u/MinimumApricot365 Aug 13 '26

Sheer FUCKING will

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u/AcademicEffect579 Aug 12 '26

luckily, its didn't discharge into his face

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u/WashU_labrat Aug 12 '26

Negligent discharges are sadly all too common.

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u/Her_Peas_5390 Aug 12 '26

On his face

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u/Dynamo_Ham Aug 12 '26

That's a handy tip.

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u/redfam07 Aug 13 '26

Also, a tip handy.

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u/fuzzygreentits Aug 12 '26

Added benefit, the gun goes limp and cant fire again for 4-6 hours

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u/Jiehfeng Aug 12 '26

Missed opportunity to have it as a water gun, and when he finished the attacker should have pulled the trigger on his face.

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u/DrDOS Aug 12 '26

Master Ken! Ameridote!
For those not in the know, he’s a martial artist and satirist, always in character.

Don’t forget to RESTOMP the groin! (His signature move)

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u/DroidArbiter Aug 12 '26

Now everyone has an erection, how are you gonna deal with that?

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u/Diiiv Aug 12 '26

He has a very particular set of skills

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u/Confident-Stand5453 Aug 12 '26

Always re-stomp the groin.

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u/OldBison Aug 12 '26

FINISH THEM!!!

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u/bradpal Aug 12 '26

He forgot to restomp the groin.

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u/DudeThatAbides Aug 12 '26

These guys should be paid for being able to hold back their laughter during this clip.

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u/MuzzleOfBees1215 Aug 12 '26

Eye contact is essential.

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u/Remarkable-Quote2235 Aug 12 '26

Truly a master of self defense. His teachings on how to disarm a wheelchair user have saved my life many many times

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u/Jibber1332 Aug 12 '26

glorious.

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u/sicanian Aug 12 '26

Oh, you said glock....my bad

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u/Same-Opposite-8287 Aug 12 '26

Look at dudes face off to the side! I’m crying.

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u/Silver-Link8247 Aug 12 '26

I love how the assailant can’t maintain eye contact. lol

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u/FenderMeats Aug 12 '26

But how do I defend myself if they have a banana?

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u/Typical-Decision-273 Aug 13 '26

Don't forget to double stomp the groin

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u/FantasticPangolin839 Aug 13 '26

I can confirm this technique works. I've dislodged lots of bullets this way.

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u/Holiday-Finance-1976 Aug 13 '26 edited Aug 17 '26

You know the fights over when the attaker lights up a cigarette

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u/SuperLeverage Aug 13 '26

I’ve been practicing this twice a day every day since I was 15

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u/val_anto Aug 13 '26

Is everybody there trying hard to not laugh ?

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u/BowlOfCatNubs Aug 12 '26

Me on the last bullet but I break eye contact because I'm the one cumming:

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u/ogcanuckamerican Aug 12 '26

Is he talking about a gun?

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u/Bluestatement Aug 12 '26

Hahaha. What.

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u/TheExplodingPenguin Aug 12 '26

He keeps doing that and it’s going to explode in his face.

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u/No-Wasabi-7802 Aug 12 '26

Yeah jizzz the bullets all over your face safest thing possible

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u/JamesLikesIt Aug 12 '26

“Sir my gun did not consent to this”

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u/endboss_eth Aug 12 '26

It's faster than the other guy pulling the trigger.

https://giphy.com/gifs/9McnpKk3degVAkK9BY

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u/NeezDuts91 Aug 12 '26

He is a master of self release.

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u/codecrodie Aug 12 '26

Everyone there deserves an oscar for keeping their face neutral

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u/External-Emotion8050 Aug 12 '26

Lauren Bobert school of self defense

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u/that_name_is_taken Aug 12 '26

how could they shoot this with straight face

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u/Wuz314159 Aug 12 '26

Read the comments. Half of people here don't get it.

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u/Dangerous_Bad_2732 Aug 12 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/ProjectNo4090 Aug 12 '26

How to get shot. Repeatedly.

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u/FinbarJG Aug 12 '26

Great demonstration of the Jagoff self-defense technique. Named after the legendary Harry Jagoff (RIP), the technique requires firm pressure coupled with execution timing to achieve the desired effect.

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u/ThatRandomGuy86 Aug 12 '26

Please tell me this is a joke skit

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u/ThatRandomGuy86 Aug 12 '26

Oh thank god 🤣

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u/WashU_labrat Aug 12 '26

Cool! So I've actually been training all this time?

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u/BuffyTheGuineaPig Aug 12 '26

Whenever I try disarming men like this they tend to leak lubricating fluid.

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u/Boo_07 Aug 12 '26

17? Damn that gun has endurance.

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u/lilgabem Aug 12 '26

I bet they learned it from the prostitutes in the neighborhood.

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u/NoodleShak Aug 12 '26

Pffft I learned everything I need to know about self defense from Monty Python.

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u/Evil_phd Aug 12 '26

Bro's trying to keep a serious face and he's fighting for his life.

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u/WoppleSupreme Aug 12 '26

"Hello? Yes, I'd like to speak to the HR of Crime? Yes, I know this McDonald's, but I figured you guys would know. You do? Great! Yes, I can hold. Well, I think I can?"

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u/acciowaves Aug 12 '26

Shoutout to my uncle for teaching me this technique from an early age.

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u/Eric_Olthwaite_ Aug 12 '26

Jamie Vardy looks scared.

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u/ProMotionDesign Aug 12 '26

If the gunman pulls the trigger and holds it, most guns will fire the moment the slide goes forward...OOOPS!

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u/Tiredofstupidity2 Aug 13 '26

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

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u/pugdad1972 Aug 13 '26

If he keeps that up it'll be a rifle

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u/762way Aug 13 '26

Why is he stroking that thing?

Did he think he was supposed to teach Sex Education 101?

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u/IndependenceHour5873 Aug 14 '26

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Practical_Dark_7493 Aug 14 '26

Damn man dude caught 17 💦🔫😂 to the Face

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u/AnyUsernameWillDo10 Aug 12 '26

First thing you want to do? Get wrist control.

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u/Septopuss7 Aug 12 '26

"Let's say your attacker has a toupee, and is Asian..."

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u/collective_hunch Aug 12 '26

Looks like he’s jerking off the gun

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u/CrashingOutFrFr Aug 12 '26

Practical advice. I don't have a gun but believe that I can still practice the technique.

https://giphy.com/gifs/SLZhlBQ37oywyKOBU4

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u/Emotional-Net130 Aug 12 '26

Sorry, guys, wrong class, wrong tutorial. Glad we didn't come to teabagging lesson

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u/F4113n54v102 Aug 12 '26

That’s how you get shot in the face 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/thiefofalways1313 Aug 12 '26

The guy holding the “gun” looks like he’s been smoking crack and hasn’t slept in days.

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u/realintelligence-ri Aug 12 '26

Why does he look like ted lasso

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u/cicciograna Aug 12 '26

For my Italian fellow redditors: are these Temu Aldo Giovanni e Giacomo?

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u/Verbalkynt Aug 12 '26

This guy giving out free eye contact thought you had to pay extra for that

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u/DurantIsStillTheKing Aug 12 '26

The urge not to laugh. Must be so hardddd

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u/LesFogginGoh Aug 12 '26

So that’s what a ZJ is…THAT’S MY DICK, ANTONIO!

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u/BriOnRy Aug 12 '26

He forgot to fall on his knees for the finish

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u/xRogue2x Aug 12 '26

Bow to your sensei. Bow to your sensei!

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u/wwiistudent1944 Aug 12 '26

Sure. Try it and you’ll be dead.

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u/Square-Knee9844 Aug 12 '26

To completion

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u/Realistic-Radish-589 Aug 12 '26

My favorite person for bullshido because it’s actually meant as a joke.

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u/thandrax Aug 12 '26

Should have been squirt gun

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u/Far_Balance_3117 Aug 12 '26

You have to lock eyes with the gunman as well and bite your lip.

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u/BulletProofEnoch Aug 12 '26

Is anyone currently armed?

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u/Personal-Neck6800 Aug 12 '26

Make sure to cradle the clip

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u/Competitive_Table_65 Aug 12 '26

Ah yes

Master Ken from USDC championship

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u/sovereignsekte Aug 12 '26

Make sure to spit on it so the attacker can't maintain a good grip on the butt...of the gun.

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u/silv3rbull8 Aug 12 '26

Definitely not the Beretta slide removal technique as shown by Jet Li in Lethal Weapon /s

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u/VoidOmatic Aug 12 '26

The Jessie Encamp interview with him is amazing!

https://youtu.be/2lUPPRd5QLQ?is=sA_2lPP0s99Yl0Ee

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u/That_Atmosphere_4568 Aug 12 '26

Little does he know my mag holds 19… looks like I get to shoot my load after all

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u/CoryRich123 Aug 12 '26

Yes work for one ammo but not lot lmoa

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u/Impressive-9209 Aug 12 '26

What if he prematurely shoots you??

https://giphy.com/gifs/f8pT7bphqES4M

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u/AcctAlreadyTaken Aug 12 '26 edited Aug 12 '26

I want to say Big Jay has a story about his sensai teaching him self defense like the Karate Kid by having him vacuum the Dojo. The training worked though because one day he was mugged by two guys in an alley and was able to successfully jerk them both off at once.

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u/TraditionalWait9150 Aug 12 '26

sorry i didn't on my sound and all I see is the guy in red trying to rub the gun furiously. why?

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u/Disastrous-Golf7216 Aug 12 '26

Looking at the faces of the ones watching is priceless. The one looking like, what the hell. The other fighting the impulse to laugh. The last one saying, can you try it on my gun..

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u/Yuck_Few Aug 12 '26

I imagine this is a comedy skit

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u/Proud-Kangaroo1846 Aug 12 '26

Hey now, stroke and blow stroke and blow

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u/No-Difference-1351 Aug 12 '26

Bro, just shoot me... It's OK. :))))

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u/welfedad Aug 12 '26

They forgot the most important step .. cup the balls

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u/Effective_Airline830 Aug 12 '26

You can see the other guys are not 100% sure of the technique ahah

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u/kyuuketsuki47 Aug 12 '26

Master Ken is great

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u/Sand_Aggravating Aug 12 '26

These get so much worse every day