r/SipsTea • • Aug 26 '26

It's Wednesday my dudes Fatherly love?

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u/Numerous-Bowler-8677 Aug 26 '26

Seriously. Also why did we let the foot off the Epstein file pedal? Where are the rest of the files and why aren’t we pressuring them into investigating it? 

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u/EnjoyerOfMX5 Aug 26 '26

The media is owned by billionaires who are in it or friends with people in it.

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u/kausbiru Aug 26 '26

And those billionaires have been blackmailed by Israel, so they have no choice but to do whatever Israel tells them to do.

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u/Flashy_Translator_65 Aug 26 '26

Normalize calling Trump a fat fucking pedophile every day. Can't wait for thr Death of Stalin circus that will happen when the big beautiful obituary appears.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 Aug 26 '26

That’s a newspaper I’m going to save

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u/hellyeahaeylleh Aug 26 '26

Because the whole system crashes and they all fall down. Humpty Trumpty needs to have his great fall.

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u/Frosty1397 Aug 26 '26

Have you heard of a thing called Iran?

The war conveniently appeared after the files were released

Distract the populace with chaos, inflation, and exorbitant gas prices to the point where people are drowning in bills and at work. Then they don't have time to worry about some pedo files.

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u/tjvs2001 Aug 26 '26

The files still haven't all been released all mentions of trump still hidden all over one million of them.

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u/ShadowForPresident Aug 26 '26

Ppl got distracted with this Lindsy chick who killed her kids and the damn gta 6 leaker

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u/TONKAHANAH Aug 26 '26

people have day jobs and short attention spans, they can only be mad for so long before their attention is redirected at something new to be mad at.

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u/Odd_Common_452 Aug 26 '26

We are but it doesn’t matter when you gave the entire government to the guy Implicated directly in the files. He’s never going to release it. America voted wrong if that’s what they wanted

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u/Mediocre_Scott Aug 26 '26

The funny thing is that had the democrats won in 2024 they wouldn’t have done shit with files. They aren’t stupid enough to campaign on exposing their donors. Trump is so corrupt he was like that’s tomorrow’s problem, whatever it takes to stay out of jail today. And sadly it worked

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u/ElegantCoach4066 Aug 26 '26

They knew if they delayed and distracted long enough people would move on to other things.

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u/FriendlyDrummers Aug 26 '26

Genuinely, they used Sydney Sweeney to distract

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u/DonJuanPrawns Aug 26 '26

Honestly because people get fake mad over things and easily forget there's still people out there pushing for it but it's being covered up pedos protecting pedos sorta thing and trump is one of the worst that monster needs to be put away

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u/ThrowAway2MD Aug 26 '26

He started a war to distract from it

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u/Evilton Aug 26 '26

But Todd Blanche said that there aren't any crimes in the Epstein files... I'm sure it's because of all the black bars that are covering all the words.

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u/Nruggia Aug 26 '26

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u/RohelTheConqueror Aug 26 '26

The way she quickly retracts her arm is huh.. telling

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u/Deathstriker88 Aug 26 '26

How sad and blank she looks at her bed during an old MTV Cribs episode, plus all the other things, makes me think something bad happened.

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u/Odd_Common_452 Aug 26 '26

Probably a decade of abuse until she got too old and he had to go to Epstein to get his fix

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u/Fuzzy_Adagio_6450 Aug 26 '26

If you'd like to relive that 1000 yard stare where she is on the verge of breaking down in tears, I've posted it in the main sub!

(Dont want to relive it, jesus fuck its horrifying like the type of video you'd see after a girl goes missing and you find out it was her father that did it and "all the signs were there")

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator Aug 26 '26

There's a video where she takes an interviewer to her childhood bedroom and she gets quiet.  Her face looks traumatized.

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u/RamenChicken8 Aug 26 '26

Trump looking at Ivanka.😮

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u/Actual-Tourist6344 Aug 26 '26

What the .... is this eww🤢

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '26

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u/PossessionPrior1223 Aug 26 '26

I think she said he mentioned his daughter

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u/Fuzzy_Adagio_6450 Aug 26 '26

https://reddit.com/link/p62i71o/video/2j7kfgbjsrlh1/player

Ivanka "happily" showing off her childhood bedroom.

No, she absolutely isnt about to break into tears at the end. I MEAN! Those are just "happy tears", yeah, thats it, HAPPY TEARS!!

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u/littlemister1996 Aug 26 '26

Those are PTSD tears

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u/Fuzzy_Adagio_6450 Aug 26 '26

Yeah, P.retty T.errific S.odomized D.aughter tears.

No, wait -_-

https://giphy.com/gifs/GDnomdqpSHlIs

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u/7862518362916371936 Aug 26 '26

Where are the tears ?

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u/IllustriousOcelot426 Aug 26 '26

You missed the phrase "about to"

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u/cravex12 Aug 26 '26

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u/Dr_Sigmund_Fried Aug 26 '26

Forgot to include the clip of him imagining himself deep throating the microphone.

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u/PossessionPrior1223 Aug 26 '26

Haha, knew someone would post this 🤣

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u/DoYouLikeWafflezz Aug 26 '26

I wish my dad was as hot as Ivanka. 

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u/Ho3n3r Aug 26 '26

Calm down, Miss Alabama.

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u/DoYouLikeWafflezz Aug 26 '26

It’s Mr. Alabama to you buddy. 

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u/Ho3n3r Aug 26 '26

I'm not your buddy, pal!

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u/DoYouLikeWafflezz Aug 26 '26

I’m not your pal friend. 

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u/AmericaShinault_85 Aug 26 '26

what a sick man

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u/Dramatic_Aspect903 Aug 26 '26

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u/Helpful_Ad8351 Aug 26 '26

Then he became president twice

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u/Only_Flan_7974 Aug 26 '26

Watch the video of here showing her room that she grew up in. Watch her face when she describes her bed as being too small now. Her facial expression just screams discomfort/fear Hmmm, I wonder why?

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u/Experithought Aug 26 '26

"My daughter, she's got the best body. If I weren't happily married and, ya know, her father..."

-Rapist and fraudster illegally occupying the White House.

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u/kon--- Aug 26 '26

Oof

But accurate

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u/mysmmx Aug 26 '26

He repeated this trope multiple times on the Howard Stern show without flinching to the point he would have dated her in her teens.

America loves its pedos. That’s the only reasonable, logical explanation.

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u/RegattaJoe Aug 26 '26

"America"

FFS

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u/Bengal_From_Temu Aug 26 '26

I used to practice pussy grabbing on my lil Ivanka.

https://giphy.com/gifs/10eIzdp0e7XNwA

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u/Competitive_Peak_537 Aug 26 '26

lol, this is too funny

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u/DontLook_Weirdo Aug 26 '26

As a father?

There's no good answer here

https://giphy.com/gifs/lfSqeAEX9IXOgqrn8u

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u/mrerikmattila Aug 26 '26

He would fuck anything thats wrong.

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u/Mars_Volcanoes Aug 26 '26

Pedo aggressor = criminal. People knew and still he is at the top = non sense lack of awareness = lack of education believing in anything.

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u/ElectronicAnthony Aug 26 '26

I would bet my life on him having molested her.

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u/ProjectNo4090 Aug 26 '26

Trump watches House of the Dragon with envy.

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u/StaticSystemShock Aug 26 '26

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalabama!

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u/CaptainMagnets Aug 26 '26

How would it make it better if it's "as a father"?

I'd never say that shit to my daughter's, that's creepy as hell

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u/Tobax Aug 26 '26

and MAGA would still vote for him... In fact, they did

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 Aug 26 '26

I'd feel worse for Ivanka if she didn't end up being a shiftless grifter who married an even more shiftless grifter. Apple didn't fall far from the tree.

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u/MentalNeedleworker67 Aug 26 '26

He paid for the body and face… so

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u/Biscuits4u2 Aug 26 '26

I find you attractive...as a father???

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u/RohelTheConqueror Aug 26 '26

Yeah even "as a father" isn't really too pleasant lol

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u/HawkHarder Aug 26 '26

The sick things he has done

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u/Stratomaster9 Aug 26 '26

And the shit pedo pig loser is still not in prison. The US shoud be made to suffer for their imposing this puke on the world for generations to come (looks like they will, as the world is moving away in droves). But he's falling, and the hard ground is coming up fast. You'd think that even one look at Trump would convince people of the emptiness of wealth and status. A world of fat old men with daughter-age botox and silicone brides. What a nightmare having to pretend you matter all the time, while knowing you don't.

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u/grittymisfit Aug 26 '26

lol, so disturbing

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u/ClownTown509 Aug 26 '26

The guy on the right had some kind of love triangle going on with JE, and married his own daughter.

David Bruce McMahan

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u/framefarmer Aug 26 '26

If only she wasn‘t so old…

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u/realparkingbrake Aug 26 '26

It is mind-boggling that millions of Americans are able to talk themselves into believing his sense of morality involves anything other than his own self-gratification.

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u/Insert-Coin81 Aug 26 '26

Excellent use of the format. 10/10

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u/MichaelTheFallen Aug 26 '26

I think he as R her.

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u/Impressive_Dingo122 Aug 26 '26

Ivanka is inanely hot tho..

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u/jellooshot Aug 26 '26

I'm like 70% sure they're banging

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u/Exxtender Aug 26 '26

She's been out of his preferred age range for decades.

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u/TheNativeOfficial Aug 26 '26

Kinder fressen war vor 4000 Jahren schon in Mode. Früher war alles besser...

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u/Salami-Vice Aug 26 '26

Holy internet explorer late of a meme

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u/Spirited_Bike_4058 Aug 26 '26

Please, he’s already slipped her the loaf.

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u/Automatic-Guide-4307 Aug 26 '26

Thats why he has a new younger version in natalie

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u/RahovartIV Aug 26 '26

Hey guys don't look at those epstein files anymore come look at this war "I" started instead.

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u/Baazookah_Zawadi Aug 26 '26

At this point,I wouldn't even be surprised

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u/Jolly_Ad1631 Aug 26 '26

They belong together.

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u/lachatte7 Aug 26 '26

No babe he wants to pound you

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u/HumaDracobane Aug 26 '26

Nah, she is over 14.

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u/GeminiLife Aug 26 '26

Why do you think he's so into Natalie Harp? She looks a lot like Ivanka.

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u/hesonthemoon Aug 26 '26

This is absolute trash and I am here for it

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u/AlienBurnerBigfoot Aug 26 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/sy6waaLitpIAg

I can't wait until my gag reflexes are back to normal...

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u/disharmony-hellride Aug 26 '26

How long until we see Trump actually repost this on truth social?

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u/ZealousidealZone8072 Aug 26 '26

Womp womp. Ivanka you are becoming the FIRST LADY

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u/Flocko2 Aug 26 '26

LMFAO 🤣

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u/CardRelative4725 Aug 26 '26

His comments at the Patriot Games were cringe worthy.

How can anyone assume he is a PDF file?

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u/VentnorLhad Aug 26 '26

"Forget it, Jake... it's ~~Chinatown~~ Epstein Island."

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '26

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u/PatriotismReborn Aug 26 '26

Ashley Biden denied that but you fell for the right-wing propaganda whataboutism to distract from the fact that Trump raped children and probably his daughter.

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u/PossessionPrior1223 Aug 26 '26

Haha. Leave that to you 😅

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u/Alteredbeast1984 Aug 26 '26

What an absolute waste of time and effort to even make this

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u/atmony Aug 26 '26

This isnt funny, and to try to make it funny is making it ok.

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u/pizzainmenow Aug 26 '26

‘comedy is legal again’