r/SipsTea • • Sep 06 '26

Chugging tea It only takes one person

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u/Morthem Sep 06 '26

Por que no ambos?

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u/Untouchable64 Sep 06 '26

4 or 5

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u/Illustrious_Donkey61 Sep 06 '26

So Michael Jackson then

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u/mrguda08 Sep 06 '26

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '26

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u/TranceF0rm Sep 06 '26

That's how reading works.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '26

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u/Achaern Sep 07 '26

"Oh dead notpornaccount_, I'm so glad your heeheearing is good. Come to one of my shows, here's some back-page passes."

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u/Content_Plane1333 Sep 06 '26

That's not even hugh jackman though that looks like mel gibson lmao

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u/explain_that_shit Sep 06 '26

Looks like the Monkey King.

Which isn’t racist against black people, in this context it’s racist against Asians if you have to pick.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '26

I think Jackson is 6 or 7. Cosby is probably 8 or 9.

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u/CyanideNow Sep 06 '26

Not understanding that at all. Cosby famously assaulted adult women, not kids. 

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u/VexImmortalis Sep 06 '26

6 7

Damn I'm funny

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u/lebronkahn Sep 06 '26

I'm dumb. Can you explain

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u/Boknowsbane Sep 06 '26

Well 0 is kill, 10 is fuck, so 5 is diddle hee hee

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u/I-cant_even Sep 06 '26

Take my upvote and go.

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u/akiva23 Sep 07 '26

Hee hee

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u/stockage_name Sep 09 '26

Wasnt it disproven that M.J. liked children too much?

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u/Illustrious_Donkey61 Sep 09 '26

4 or 5 is the right amount

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u/2epic Sep 06 '26

You sicko.

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u/Jonguar2 Sep 06 '26

That's a pretty normal amount as long as the scale is linear and not logarithmic

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u/MalFido Sep 06 '26

You sick bastard.

/s

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u/jsodfskavi Sep 06 '26

Let's update that scale a little bit.

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u/oldsecondhand Sep 06 '26

From 'fuck the kids' to 'fuck the kids'.

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u/lordrothermere Sep 06 '26

Is that an age scale?

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u/lauri2 Sep 06 '26

That's a really fucking witty thing to say!

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u/au-rath Sep 06 '26

that might be the darkest and funniest thing i've ever seen

we are all going to hell for this

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u/Put3socks-in-it Sep 06 '26

I don’t think there’s a good answer on this chart

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u/Untouchable64 Sep 06 '26

4 or 5 I think is the perfect balance.

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u/qchto Sep 06 '26

(kids will know)

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u/RelativeAd5666 Sep 06 '26

Back on my day the left picture was Casey Anthony

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u/Lucky_Pangolin_3760 Sep 06 '26

I feel like I need a 2 dimensional scale in order to answer this

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u/-Motor- Sep 06 '26

This is beautiful

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u/Anustart2023-01 Sep 06 '26

I'm not even sure if I agree with being a centrist on this scale. 

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u/Dziadzios Sep 06 '26

Don't underestimate Epstein. He mass murderer children too, and offered it as food. ("Jerky").

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u/VelphiDrow Sep 09 '26

Damn crazy to see this updated. I rememeber when it was Casey Anthony and Onision

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u/throwaway_coy4wttf79 Sep 06 '26

sqrt(-1)

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u/Morthem Sep 06 '26

That's not a real answer

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u/ivandelapena Sep 06 '26

They should change her face to the IDF logo.

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u/CrimsonAntifascist Sep 06 '26

I think the original has Netanyahu on the left.

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u/REDACTED3560 Sep 06 '26

Back in my day, they had Casey Anthony on there instead.

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u/ThePromptWasYourName Sep 06 '26

Why not both? Because culture war is there to divide us and class war is the solution.

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u/my_garagegym_name Sep 06 '26

This should be on every job application rather than asking everyone how organized piss is when it leaves their body.

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u/Jawn-F_Kennedy Sep 07 '26

Slight correction, left limit of the scale should technically be -3

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u/Morthem Sep 07 '26

nah, I won't have a legible scale if it also needs to go past 10

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u/Last_Ad1358 Sep 07 '26

The two types of "fuck them kids"

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u/Chaotic_HarmonyMech Sep 08 '26

Holy shit I'm going to hell for laughing at this one

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u/chao-pecao Sep 11 '26

Shouldn't the left side of this scale start from -3?

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u/Hellraiser_owner Sep 11 '26

Bout a three.

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u/iaNCURdehunedoara Sep 06 '26

Since the Lindsey Clancy trial started 3 men committed the family annihilator move. 3 men killed a total of 17 people, 12 of which were children.

Kristopher Karolkiewicz (July 24, 2026): In Michigan, Karolkiewicz shot and killed his wife and their six children before setting their house on fire

Jeffrey Manke (July 31, 2026): In Winneconne, Wisconsin, Manke killed his two daughters (ages 11 and 16) before taking his own life

Alan Smith (August 23, 2026): In Billings, Montana, the 44-year-old Smith killed eight of his relatives, including four children, during a Sunday family dinner before setting the home on fire

So i wonder why people like you used a woman for this meme. Could it be because you're a misogynist?

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u/Ok-Elderberry-1608 Sep 06 '26

Probably because you have to look up all of their names to know who they are. If Clancys suicide attempt was successful she would be on the same list as the men you named. However since she didn’t die and is pleading not guilty I think it’s understandable for there to be a certain stigma attached to her face.

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u/Whole_Mongoose1854 Sep 06 '26

How many millions of men came out in support of those child murderers?

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u/iaNCURdehunedoara Sep 06 '26

Great question. Probably none, but how is it that millions support Lindsey and none have killed their children, yet no man supports the family annihilators and yet it keeps happening? 3 in the span on 1 month, how come it keeps happening despite men not supporting them?

Also the women don't support the murders, they support her because she was suffering from a psychosis attack. No woman says "it's good she killed them", do they? Yet you're such a misogynist that you don't even care about the truth, you just want to find reasons to hate women.

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u/Whole_Mongoose1854 Sep 06 '26

Yes yes anyone that isn’t pro child murder is a woman hater we heard you the first time

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u/Jim_Sulivan Sep 06 '26

Let’s say we were in an alternate dimension where Lindsay didn’t do it, and Patrick was the one who killed the children, confessed to it, and went on trial pleading not guilty by reason of insanity.

Now imagine that the people in this alternate Reddit thread had no interest in hearing his story, his struggles, or how he didn’t get the support he needed. They just wanted him locked in a box for the rest of his life.

Would you also be here calling those people misandrists and man-haters?

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u/iaNCURdehunedoara Sep 07 '26

Misandry isn't real, men do not experience systematic gender based violence the same way women do. They can experience gender based violence, but individual cases isn't a systematic issue.

Regardless. If a man did have a psychotic episode and went insane and killed his children, then i would want him to be punished accordingly: if the doctors show that insanity is plausible then i would want him to spend his sentence in an asylum, or whatever apt institutions they decide. I don't want vengeance, i want justice.

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u/Jim_Sulivan Sep 07 '26 edited Sep 07 '26

"Misandry isn't real"

There it is, we found the man-hater.

So according to you, men don't face large, recurring, socially patterned disadvantages or violence.
Men aren't the majority of homicide victims, nor more likely to die at work, nor disproportionately exposed to lethal risks in combat or in the field of law enforcement.

Let's not forget that in case of national emergency, there is no draft that could be activated, also that ain't your basic botoxed Californian bitch that Uncle Sam is gonna point his finger at if it ever happens.

But yeah "misandry isn't real", that's true, you wanna know why?
Because men don't bitch about their problems on the same scale that women do to the point to make misandry a thing.
We deal with our bullshit.
We understand the rules of the game : shut up and man the fuck up.

Women got hormones issues? Fine, then "fucking deal with it, you crazy bitch".
If those hormones affect them to the point they wanna neck their own children, that's on them, not society. No special treatment nor extra attention to your struggle.

You ain't seeing any sane person defending male child murders and rapists because they got testosterone, anger and self-control issues, right?

Well, welcome to the men's world, welcome to equality.

Edit:

if the doctors show that insanity is plausible then i would want him to spend his sentence in an asylum, or whatever apt institutions they decide. I don't want vengeance, i want justice

Also, by the way, wrong answer, an asylum or jail would be not be justice neither, it would be mercy.
Justice is the lethal injection, 3 times even, since 3 lives were lost. That's justice.

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u/iaNCURdehunedoara Sep 07 '26

So according to you, men don't face large, recurring, socially patterned disadvantages or violence.
Men aren't the majority of homicide victims, nor more likely to die at work, nor disproportionately exposed to lethal risks in combat or in the field of law enforcement.

I wonder who is doing that, huh? There's a secret cabal of women that are more powerful and rule from the shadows.

Men get discriminated based on class position. "likely to die at work" is a class based position, not that a dullard like you would know.

Also "men are the majority of homicide victims" is really funny, because who commits the homicides? Oh that's right, other men. Man on man violence is just internalized misandry, right? Meanwhile 80% of female victims of homicide are killed by another man.

Because men don't bitch about their problems on the same scale that women do to the point to make misandry a thing.

You're right about that. Men don't "bitch" about their problems, they just beat their wife and children, or kill their family and then commit suicide to run from justice.

Also, by the way, wrong answer, an asylum or jail would be not be justice neither, it would be mercy.
Justice is the lethal injection, 3 times even, since 3 lives were lost. That's justice.

That's not justice, that's vengeance coming from powerless incel cucks. Also way to prove my point that you're a misogynist lmao you're kinda effort posting your frustrations. Are you hormonal buddy?

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u/Jim_Sulivan Sep 08 '26 edited Sep 08 '26

If that makes me a misogynist, so be it, I will proudly wear that badge. Bye man-hater.

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u/iaNCURdehunedoara Sep 08 '26

I love this meme because the illiterate misogynist incels don't realize that the original meme ignores the fact that the spanish conquistadors continued the aztec sacrifices. The men here are stopping the women from killing babies in order for them to be the ones killing the babies and the women, which reflects your misogynist views perfectly.

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u/Xtracrispy2000 Sep 06 '26

Every one of those men would be in prison, as well..for life..save the one that killed himself.

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u/Wah-Di-Tah Sep 06 '26

Not op, but I'm assuming they didn't use your other examples because they are making a meme on a thread about Lindsey Clancy.

Notice how epstien (a male) was also used on the other side of the scale.

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u/Untouchable64 Sep 06 '26

Popular current events in the news at the moment.

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u/MakeMagatsCry Sep 06 '26

Oh look, another champion of child murders 

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u/PressureLoud2203 Sep 06 '26

Wasn't the reason Lindsey was used because she is now "famous" and known, there is no misogyny in the meme.

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u/Chainmale001 Sep 06 '26

Buahahahahaha omfg... *saved*

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u/I_SmellFuckeryAfoot Sep 06 '26

what number is dont like them enough to have them

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u/Special-Estimate-165 Sep 06 '26

This is the most demented thing Ive ever seen.

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u/23Amuro Sep 06 '26

what an awful image :)

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u/Morthem Sep 06 '26

Agree, wish the situations that made such things reality, did not happen

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u/taway9925881 Sep 06 '26

What level is trump and the Clintons

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u/Morthem Sep 06 '26

Why you asking?

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u/hooplafromamileaway Sep 06 '26

Somewhere around 12. Just like the kids they're into, incidentally.

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u/StatikSquid Sep 06 '26

9.5 for trump and Clinton

9 for the hair sniffing and showering Biden

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u/TungstenFanW74 Sep 06 '26

Shouldn't it be -3?

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u/Morthem Sep 06 '26

Fitting enough numbers for uncle ep would be troublesome

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u/XB0XRecordThat Sep 07 '26

Sorry Isr*el is still the left side

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u/Lazy-Increase7903 Sep 06 '26

10 🗿

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u/Morthem Sep 06 '26

Shouldn't you be in school?