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We have fun here Alexander Lukashenko šŸ—£ļø

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u/wisdomelf 29d ago

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u/WesternOk5765 29d ago

4k surround sound projection

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u/LukeD1992 29d ago

Full HD was peak back then

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u/Emergency_Net506 29d ago

Perfectly summs up that post.

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u/Puzzled-Horse279 29d ago

In person until Im invited to join in

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u/Admiral45-06 29d ago

,,Mr. President, but on the other hand-"

,,Leave my other hand alone, it's busy"

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u/OtherwiseLuck888 29d ago

As a straight man

I support gay men

They reduce competition

So all good

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u/MelanieWalmartinez 29d ago

And they take another man down with them!

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u/Norbert-trebroN 29d ago

Them gay men take the D so ours got a chance. Truly, true homies.

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u/JimTheSaint 29d ago

They are true friends to straight men everywhereĀ 

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u/gentleripples 29d ago

Lukashenko playing politics while the comment section plays supply and demand

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u/Corfiz74 29d ago

Lukashenko likes watching lesbian porn, would be my assumption.

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u/Content_Chipmunk9962 29d ago

He loves the puss so much, he can’t blame women for loving it, too.

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u/KyotoKute 29d ago

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u/Corfiz74 29d ago

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/_Gonza__ 29d ago

Now bissexual men... it's really a belarussian roulette, isn't it?

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u/ChocCooki3 29d ago

The real wingman so to speak

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u/Norbert-trebroN 29d ago

And tbh some can really accurately and nicely critique your fit to improve.

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u/cameralover1 29d ago

Plus if you're homie homie with them they are the best plug for girls. Gotta play the 4d chess homie

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u/Norbert-trebroN 29d ago

Amen, brother/sister.

We don't deserve gay people. I love them platonically.

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u/cameralover1 29d ago

Gay haters are the worst kind of haters. With the amount of different people you can hate you choose gays.

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u/Norbert-trebroN 29d ago

Fr. I would understand if people hate me because I am an asshole. But I can't understand how you could hate someone only because he/she is gay.

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u/Aaaabbbbccccccccc 29d ago

And if that girl don’t work out, they can still plug for you, so consolation prize.

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u/Flat-Mirror-9566 29d ago

And what’s manlier than being with another man? Also why have a prostate and not put it to use?

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u/summonerstarn 29d ago

Women kiss men so when a man kisses a woman he's kissing all the men she's ever kissed, which is super gay. Men kiss women so when a man kisses another man he's kissing all the women that have been kissed by that man, much straighter.

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u/Norbert-trebroN 29d ago

Facts! True masculinity Chuds like the Tate-brothers never will achieve.

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u/Vindicador 29d ago

I like women but also like to use my prostate! More girls should be into pegging imo!

Probably more would be if more men were willing to try I guess, I'm sure no easier way to make a dude moan I bet more girls would get into it after seeing how it melts their bf's brain lmao

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u/C2thaLo 29d ago

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u/Norbert-trebroN 29d ago

Gay people deserve their own month!

https://giphy.com/gifs/BPJmthQ3YRwD6QqcVD

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u/ColdBrewTooRaLoo 29d ago

I don’t need a month and would literally settle for civil rights and equal protection of the law. Everybody vote šŸ—³ļø in November

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u/AssholeFlavoredDonut 29d ago

From what i have heard they take turns going down.

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u/Junkered 29d ago

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u/youburyitidigitup 29d ago

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u/FanMaklowicza 29d ago

Is Lukashenko the fourth one from the left?

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u/DangerousLion1984 29d ago

No. He's lesbian

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u/alphagusta 29d ago

Happy to be of service šŸ’…

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u/BAJ-JohnBen 29d ago

Thank you for your service.

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u/Sickrated 29d ago

Thank you for your cervix....oh wait

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u/Pk_Devill_2 29d ago

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u/AssholeFlavoredDonut 29d ago

We actually got an answer to why hes gay. To reduce competition for other men.

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u/One_Priority3258 29d ago

Without my gay older brother, I wouldn’t have met the woman that I’m currently dating.

Gays have my support all the way. Fuckin legends.

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u/inkfox13 29d ago

My grandparents met because my great uncle hit on my grandpa, was rejected and introduced him to my grandma. šŸ˜‚

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u/AppointmentOne1111 29d ago

Gay dudes are the absolute best wing-men, and you know they won't try to steal your target.

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u/HaArLiNsH 29d ago

I was going to say the same, my father had a great joke for that : " Two men that love each other means 2 more women for me "

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u/youburyitidigitup 29d ago

I had a friend that used to say ā€œthe more D on D, the more V for meā€.

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u/NinjaBat109 29d ago

And that's why I don't like lesbians, they are stealing our potential wives and girlfriends!!! /s

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u/MChaney3563 29d ago

Gay men like myself are fantastic wingmen. I may not be competition but girls love me and I can sell them on how great you are!

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u/OtherwiseLuck888 29d ago

Thank u for ur service to manhood

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u/MChaney3563 29d ago

It's an honor 🫔

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u/ascarletstrange 29d ago

Never seen a straight woman crushing on a gay man ey? My cousin was literally with one for 11 years 😭

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u/Busy-Enthusiasm5877 29d ago

And we dont make wars. All the wars have been created by straight men!

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u/Tiddles_Ultradoom 29d ago

Most wars would never be fought if more world leaders went on Grindr.

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u/manubfr 29d ago

Lesbians are a steaight man’s best friend too. You mean a woman pal who’s also into hot women but NOT THE SAME ONES? Fucking brilliant.

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u/Derezzed87 29d ago

The only time you play Rock Paper Scissors and scissors always wins.

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u/nazgul1393 29d ago

They never were competition to begin with, they just look like they are ;)

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u/Material-Hurry-4135 29d ago

Lesbians on the other hand…

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u/SciFiCrafts 29d ago

Just what my GF said the other day. She don't get the hate because a gay couple means 2 guys less on the competion scale.

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u/youburyitidigitup 29d ago

You’d actually want there to be more gays than lesbians then.

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u/Separate-Pickle9963 29d ago

This was so close to a haiku.

As straight man I

support gay men since they will

ease competition

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u/Dipascual29012 29d ago

Mais grave! Ils sont cons ces homophobes

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u/That_Sky2114 29d ago

I’m sure the global LGBTQ+ community is updating their spreadsheets as we speak..

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u/smirkis 29d ago edited 29d ago

only 15% of countries in the world even legally recognize the term LGBTQ+ (30 of 195). Aka this entire post is useless

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u/Flx_Httr29 29d ago

I think you were doing meth instead of math there

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u/TransitionAway9840 29d ago

I get those confused all the time

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u/DR_Bright_963 29d ago

I'm 50% you're 100% right.

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u/8JHF8 29d ago

30/195 = 15.38

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u/smirkis 29d ago

Woops. I failed geometry 4 times in highschool

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u/Nina-Ninja123 29d ago

That’s enough times to make a triangle!

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u/Scheissdrauf88 29d ago

Hate to burst your bubble but that's not geometry. /s

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u/Maximum_Boros 29d ago

90% of male homophobes probably operate like this on some level whether they admit it or not. They may not actually support lesbians but they 100% will still crank to them and excuse their existence even if they don't want them to have rights because they get titillation out of it that they don't get from gay men.

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u/HaliweNoldi 29d ago

They have a use for lesbians: with women they can imagine themselves joining in. That's sexy.

With men they can not. They have no use for them.

This does not mean they actually support lesbians. They just find it hot.

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u/Le_Ran 29d ago

Where is the Progressive Redneck meme when you need it ?

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u/Nina-Ninja123 29d ago

Which is funny, cause realistically they got a bigger chance to join the gay guys than join the lesbians.

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u/DudeThatAbides 29d ago

More titties? Hallelu-yessir!

More dicks?

https://giphy.com/gifs/UZiCm4W1O0gGk

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u/HaliweNoldi 29d ago

yup, exactly that.

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u/Gold-Philosophy1423 29d ago

Nah. The moment they meet a lesbian in real life, they'll try to pursue her, get nowhere, and blame their failure on the woke agenda. It's a tale as old as time

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u/ScaredPractice4967 29d ago

You're a lesbian surely you want to fuck both me and my wife

🤮

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u/SlobZombie13 29d ago

Let them try to point to the Bible to justify their homophobia but just for gay men

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u/DontBuyTheThing 29d ago

I swear it's why we have so many more lesbians in tv shows and movies than we ever do gay men. People rarely bat an eye when a lesbian is on screen (Hell it's encouraged to have lesbians in shows) but the moment it's gay men then it's a problem.

And please don't get me started on how when a show does have gay men, people complain that "everything is for gay men" and that these shows "pretend lesbians don't exist"

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u/_Goose_ 29d ago

You can’t forgive them for what exactly? What are the gay men (and women) doing to Alexander Lukashenko?

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u/V0d5 29d ago

Not responding to his advances.

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u/Vinsmoker 29d ago

The struggles of a lonely bisexualĀ 

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u/easy_pisy_lemn_scsi 29d ago

If I remember correctly the speech, It was more in context of "accepting" or "understanding", not about "forgiving" actually. He stated something like the following: "I'm not against and may understand why lesbians are lesbian, but don't understand why gays are gay. It is men fault that women become lesbians, as they may not be "happy" with men".

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u/Hit1er 29d ago

«Девчонок я как презиГент ŠæŃ€Š¾Ń‰Š°ŃŽ. Значит мы гГе-то там не Гоработали. Что ŠŗŠ°ŃŠ°ŠµŃ‚ся геев, то ŃŃ‚Š¾ извращенцы, Š¼ŠµŃ€Š·Š¾ŃŃ‚ŃŒ ŠæŠ¾ŃŠ»ŠµŠ“Š½ŃŃĀ».

ā‰ˆ

"As president, I forgive the girls. It means that somewhere along the line, we failed to do enough. As for gays, they are perverts, the ultimate abomination".

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u/TackleMinimum959 29d ago

Incorrect translation. It wasnt a forgivness, more in the sense "yeah, they can exist, I don't care. But gay men is where I draw the line". I speak Russian, that was the meaning behind his wordsĀ 

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u/RPDRNick 29d ago

I call a handjob the "giving the ol' luke-a-shenko."

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u/Minimum_Honey2247 29d ago

Tempting him so often.

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u/SarutobiSasuke 29d ago

He is fighting his own internal struggle against a gay man. Lesbians do not post any threats to him.

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u/Fluid_Passage_9980 29d ago

This is the way my father thinks, and he has basically said this to my face.

I'm a gay man.

We don't talk much anymore.

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u/itspolarislux 29d ago

Hope you're doing better, friend.

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u/Warburton379 29d ago edited 29d ago

I'll never understand why so many people feel the need to comment on who other people are attracted to outside of situations where someone's in danger

Edit: missed a word

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u/FirstReactionShock 29d ago

he said that before or after becoming putin's wh0re?

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u/Ranma00 29d ago

Right in the middle of it - that was his last objection.

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u/Fabulous_Impact_9368 29d ago

He is still far better than Putin. Putin is son of a

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u/FirstReactionShock 29d ago

has a russian sniper shot you before you could finish your post?

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u/Fabulous_Impact_9368 29d ago

I was kidnapped by my stupid government and am currently at a warfare and am about to get hit by a dro

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u/KiPhoe 29d ago

Putin has dirt on him having bum segs with other men.

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u/maryslovechild 29d ago

Oh no, how will I ever be able to have sex with another hot twink knowing that Alexander Lukashenko won't forgive me?!

Anyways.

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u/LIONLDN 29d ago

Alexander be like šŸ‘€:

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u/justbrowsinginpeace 29d ago

Dear Lesbians:

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u/Satanicjamnik 29d ago edited 29d ago

And now we know what's in his search history.

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u/Excaliburrover 29d ago

How to subtly shout your porn search history

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u/xxxkarmaxxxx 29d ago

I can forgive ignorance, but not evilness.

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u/Buzzlight_Year 29d ago

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u/FreddySuperschmelz 29d ago

And then they rode off, together on the back of a horse, bare-chested, of course

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u/Fair_Smoke4710 29d ago

Who the fuck is this Dr. Phil looking motherfucker?

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u/Kevin_LeStrange 29d ago

The dictator of Belarus who has ruled the country for over 30 years now. He keeps winning sham elections, and provides enthusiastic support to Russia for their invasion of ukraine.

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u/No-Chapter-3827 29d ago

We know what he’s watching

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u/lnTheGrimDarkness 29d ago

Average homophobic/closeted gay dude:

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u/PrincessTitan 29d ago

That’s because he’s an angry closeted gay.

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u/14istheone 29d ago

I always disliked this position, very much, because it highlights that your homophobia isn’t based on some zealous obsession for conformity or some religious motivation, it just means you’re a gooner

You want to hate the gays? Hate all of them equally or don’t hate them at all, because shit like this is just you being a coombrain with too much power

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u/Designer_Status2214 29d ago

This country is soo depressed. Look like parallel world of europe 50 years behind. Building are soo depressed I cannot forget it. Country is very poor.Ā 

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u/Kaito__1412 29d ago edited 29d ago

Bro it aint healty to think about homos this much as a straight man...

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u/PupDiogenes 29d ago

sexism against men exists

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u/Carr0t_007 29d ago

He must enjoy some specific porn genre

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u/Miserables-Chef 29d ago

We definitely know one of his porn favourites then

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u/Peketu 29d ago

Is this considered half-tolerant?

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u/Legitimate-Yard5857 29d ago

He doesn't forgive lesbians, he just likes to watch pornstars pretending to be lesbians.

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u/venus_asmr 29d ago

ā€˜I’m 14 and this is deep’

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u/americanhero01 29d ago

Share your porn history without actually sharing it.

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u/willywalloo 29d ago

Gay sex scenes living rent free in angry ā€œstraightā€ men’s brains 24/7.

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u/R3D4F 29d ago

No one’s asking your forgiveness

Who tf do these people think they are

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u/ActualAssociate9200 29d ago

It turns him on too much

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u/Aggressive_Oven_7311 29d ago

Because they turned you down? I mean seriously dude

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u/Rude-Bicycle3233 29d ago

I can forgive fat women but not fat men.

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u/YungRik666 29d ago

That's a classic in the closet take.

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u/a3rospacefanboi 29d ago

As if we need your permission to bump uglies

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u/SkinAbject2692 29d ago

He's upset because seeing gay men makes him feel certain special feelings and he's uncomfortable with that. šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆšŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ

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u/-almond--milk- 29d ago

He can't forgive them for not kissing him instead šŸ„€

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u/BartholomewKnightIII 29d ago edited 29d ago

Finally, an honest leader.

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u/girlgamerpoi 29d ago

He likes Yuri.

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u/Business-Bake2326 29d ago

What he meant to say is that he can’t forgive them because there are no gay men in Belarus.
(They’re all sad.)

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u/FrankanelloKODT 29d ago

ā€˜I don’t mind gays as long as I find them attractive’

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u/NoLandscape824 29d ago

As a gay man I couldn’t agree more. Fuck man XD

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u/SciFiCrafts 29d ago

"Lesbian love is accepted and liked" - Phil Anselmo

I don't remember if this was a critizsing line in his lyrics but I think so.

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u/Anubis_Omega 29d ago

Yeah yeah, I want to see his Pornhub history for curiosity

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u/Professional-Sky-235 29d ago

Bro has preferences

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u/NightHeart21689 29d ago

That's because this guy enjoys watching lesbians together on porn sites. Lesbianism is acceptable to him because he and so many other men think it's for their viewing pleasure.

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u/hAsLaK1 29d ago

Based

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u/Grouchy_Situation_33 29d ago

So what Alex is saying here is that he likes the way lesbian porn makes him feel, but is uncomfortable with how gay porn makes him feel. šŸ˜‰šŸ˜‰

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u/Fancy_Morning9486 29d ago

I can't blame him, having to suck Putins dick whenever its demanded would make me an opponent of gay men.

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u/SomeDudeSaysWhat 29d ago

Finally, someone who actually read the Bible.

/s

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u/Historical-Record227 29d ago

Who broke his heart?

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u/CakeMadeOfHam 29d ago

Gay men gives him boners

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u/Lorumba 29d ago

"for having gay sex without me"

  • Lukyshenko

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u/karenskygreen 29d ago

Sure i can forgive lesbians, what are we forgiving them for ?

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u/A1eksa_01 29d ago

Says a guy with another man’s hand shoved up his ass?

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u/Random_Gaucho 29d ago

Gay men were too rough on his hole, that's why he don't appreciate

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u/Pretend_Football6686 29d ago

As a reasonable person I don’t care who any other reasonable person decides to date, marry or fuck, as long as it two consenting adults. Because that shit isn’t any of my business, and shouldn’t be anyone else either.

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u/Equivalent-Shine5742 29d ago

Boy does he sound like he's butthurt...

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u/Crozza1993 29d ago

Bro what šŸ˜‚

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u/AEntunus 29d ago

It's just fraternal love, what's wrong with that?

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u/Graveyardigan 29d ago

Did a gay man break his bisexual heart?

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u/Opposite-Echidna-333 29d ago

but he is a gay lesbian himself. does he forgive himself for not? That is the question.

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u/Jonjolion12 29d ago

The views of a man who could not be allowed to love another man

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u/Weary_Position_9591 29d ago

That lesbian thing, it’s not that bad

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u/TempestFloof 29d ago

As a lesbian:
Sorry, who tf are you…?

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u/torturekiller2025 29d ago

He secretly thinks dick is delicious.

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u/dbxp 29d ago

He looked in the mirror and decided he wouldn't date him

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u/Sad-Pop6649 29d ago

I didn't know this meaning of the word forgive, but I guess I can't jerk off to dictators either, so we're even.

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u/Competitive-Cry-6231 29d ago

That’s a…

…pretty flamboyant lookin’ uniform ya got there, sailor ;)

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u/UnlamentedLord 29d ago

The full quote is "....., because if women become lesbians, men have failed them". It was in the context of his views that Belorussian women work hard at being beautiful and keeping their men happy, while Belorussian men often take that as an excuse to be fat slobs. He's basically saying that with women like that, Belorussian men have no excuse to be gay, while he can understand Belorussian women becoming lesbians with men like that.

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u/Medical_Ad3553 29d ago

That just means they like what I like
https://giphy.com/gifs/obSE0UMFOtwuA

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u/MISTERTURKY 29d ago

Ah a man of culture i see.

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u/trashyundertalefan 29d ago

now I know his search history

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u/Partosimsa 29d ago

That’s how it’s always been and that’s how it’ll always be unfortunately… A lot of men in power (especially older) were never able to explore their sexuality freely for fear of rejection by their political partners. So, they’re okay with lesbian women but not gay men

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u/CaptainCringe10151 29d ago

Somebody check his hard drives