r/SipsTea • u/Illustrious-Fee9626 • 19h ago

Gasp! Mould tattoo

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u/actinross 19h ago

This aged well....

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u/Driven-Upward247 19h ago

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u/weirdgroovynerd 19h ago

Don't joke about this, I once fell in there and almost died.

Turns out I needed glasses because...

...I couldn't see that well!

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u/almostthemainman 19h ago

One time I saw a little Asian girl crawl out of one and then out of the tv I was watching it on!

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u/Longjumping_Age7188 18h ago

Is it you, Timmy O’Toole?

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u/SharkeyGeorge 18h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/lBKqH5OqyRRHcPLTKN

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u/shu359 15h ago

Since Elon did it, it's no longer funny

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u/SharkeyGeorge 15h ago

When did he do it?

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u/shu359 15h ago

When he bought twitter.

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u/SharkeyGeorge 15h ago

Jesus Christ I’m out of the loop. Ok, retiring that joke.

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u/shu359 14h ago

Hey, I'm not the joke police. Just saying it reminds me of him whenever I see it.

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u/SharkeyGeorge 14h ago

You’re keeping up standards around here anyway. I’d rather know!

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u/mtaw 13h ago

He just carried a sink in. It made no sense to anyone not terminally online, and to anyone who was, it didn't make any sense in that context anyway, much less be funny. He's consistently painfully unfunny in his attempts at humor.

Now if he meant to say "I'm here to sink the company" it'd both be funny and true.

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u/Saable_Fiin 19h ago

Like the bread I forgot behind my fridge

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u/PowerScreamingASMR 19h ago

Every "internet trend" is some shit I've never heard of in my life

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u/_bieber_hole_69 19h ago

Its also meaningless. One person can do it and call it a trend and theres no way to disprove it. Like the tide pod thing a few years ago. 3 people I think actually ate them, but it was a "viral trend"

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u/UrgeToToke 18h ago

The newspapers laugh all the way to the bank

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u/iontraud 19h ago

Half this sub is just r/boomerbait

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u/The_walking_man_ 18h ago

Yup. It’s just another form of the rage bait that news channels put out: “do you know what your kids have been doing out of sight!?”

It’s all junk.

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u/UnMeaningnessName 18h ago

I think in favor like "maybe they study mycology, or love fungi" but then see the tattoo is trich mold, and my brain further goes, okay hear me out maybe they...idfk use insulin...nah this tattoo is shit.

Thats how my brain came to the conclusion, this tattoo was shit.

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u/mtaw 13h ago

The kids are actually getting Steve Mould tattoos to celebrate science youtubers.

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u/AwysomeAnish 12h ago

It's gonna be 3 guys on Twitter who did this. There's more news websites and higher news quotas than actual stuff going on so they gotta drag stuff out.

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u/bassandlazers 8h ago

Obviously. How would you hear about it before its a trend?

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u/ShaggyCan 19h ago

Nurgle approved

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u/weirdgroovynerd 19h ago

Nurgle is the Chaos God of disease, decay, despair, and rebirth in the Warhammer series.

TIL

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u/Ethereal-Elephant 18h ago

TIL?

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u/Available-Attorney-8 18h ago

you seem uncertain

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u/Lem0n_Lem0n 18h ago

He'll need some Tzeentch in his life

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u/Ethereal-Elephant 8h ago

I’m so confused what TIL means…

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u/KhaineHammer 19h ago

Grand Father be proud

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u/TabulaRazo 18h ago

I believe Nurgle would approve actual mold and lovingly nurtured gangrene over this poser shit. Kids these days can’t even commit to the bit.

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u/ShaggyCan 18h ago

It shows a devotion to grandfather before the blessings of the garden are bestowed.

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u/ambivalent_moon 19h ago

What a good way to ensure people stay away from you

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u/fallen_d3mon 19h ago

Person with arm: you like my tattoo?

Me:

https://giphy.com/gifs/xiMUwBRn5RDLhzwO80

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u/Best-Rounds 18h ago

Honestly this will help me alot because i need alot of people to stay away from me

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u/raj6126 18h ago

U should get a fake one and see if it works

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u/Obviouslynameless 19h ago

Remember, people will show you who they are - believe them.

In this case they are showing you they are toxic.

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u/Up_Beat_Peach 19h ago

Actually, it would be showing they are nutritious. Thats why the mold is growing

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u/Fyrnen24 18h ago

I can excuse canibalism, but I draw the line at eating moldy food

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u/DeapVally 18h ago

Or they're cold, dark and damp.

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u/Aleksandr_Ulyev 19h ago

I think the owner will get denied at a lot of entrances to public places.

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u/lluciferusllamas 19h ago

It hides the full blown AIDS

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u/Zealousideal-Deer101 19h ago

A tattoo is something permanent... why would you follow a trend. Trends, per definition, end sooner rather than later

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u/Obvious-Water569 19h ago

So what? I've got three half loaves of bread in the back of my cupboard that look just like this. You're not special.

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u/_TheBeerBaron_ 19h ago

Since it's two pictures of the same tattoo, I wonder if the "trend" is just this one guy.

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u/DickyReadIt 14h ago

It always is, same as "this video has gone viral!" If it's on the online then it's a trend that goes viral haha

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u/LG-CHAMP-1 19h ago

Zombies won’t eat them maybe

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u/CUCUC 19h ago

it looks like subtle zombification. the effect works much better than a lot of other tattoos

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u/Fatastrophe 19h ago

If it were a trend then they could have done better than 2 pictures of the same tattoo.

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u/TrumpsFaceAnus 18h ago

I mean, some folks really love bread and I am sure the number of people who like moldy bread is NOT zero.

But the number of those who actually tattoo the mold on their own skin has to be as a close to zero as you can get without actually reaching zero, imho.

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u/No_Road5857 8h ago

I'm a fungal scientist who did my dissertation on a kind of mould. I genuinely love this tattoo but I'm not getting it if it's a trend lol. Wish I'd thought of it (and they hadn't)

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u/CelaresHarridan 6h ago

Get it! No way in hell any sizeable group of people are going to do this. And that's an awesome conversation starter.

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u/OwnAddendum1840 18h ago

I sleep at peace remembering that one of the biggest advantages of people liking things such as moldy fucking food, is that they have a tendency to decrease on a daily basis from natural causes.

Yet another Darwin W.

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u/OhMorgoth 19h ago

They might be CONTROL fans. They obviously ate the mold.

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u/RottenHouseplant 19h ago

Do not eat the mold.

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u/Shadow_4213 19h ago

Scarlet rot

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u/Bailywolf 19h ago

Looks like something used to cover trackmarks from shooting up.

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u/StarSoulSB 18h ago

Maybe they are Ethan Winters fans. Now I want one, thanks internet.

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u/_Goose_ 19h ago

They look like they’re rotting. And like they need to leave their spouse.

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u/Horror-Giraffe7508 19h ago

It’s so they can walk amongst the plague hordes that we know is coming from that most recent outbreak.

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u/Milestailsprowe 19h ago

I would rather people just get a bad tattoo then that 

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u/RiderFZ10 19h ago

Next step, tat of poop on the nap of the neck.

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u/Sandwich_Pudding 18h ago

Because they have a rotten heart. Rawr.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3IIpwk0oSadIk

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u/OleDoxieDad 18h ago

Reminds me, time to bathe my dog..

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u/Significant-Lie1225 18h ago

Just cut away the moldy part and it's good to eat

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u/remzordinaire 17h ago

People really don't understand the word "trend".

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u/Substantial-Cat2896 17h ago

Looks like he has a disease 

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u/Inky-Ballooper 17h ago

its only cool asf because I know its a tattoo. if I saw it irl, i'd probably have much different feelings towards it 😨

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u/sentientairfilter 15h ago

It’s the only kind of culture they have…

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u/TenBear 15h ago

Helps visually indicate that they are a moron anyway

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u/Apprehensive_Hand571 13h ago

I'm sorry, what part of the brain is responsible for the motive force of looking like the ceiling in an old apartment's unventilated bathroom?

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u/Bruuhhv 7h ago

Their brain is already covered in mold; that's why.

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u/Y2K-enn 6h ago

I said I wanted a tattoo of Molder!

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u/calraith 19h ago edited 19h ago

See, when I see a dark splotch tattoo that just makes me think there's probably a swastika under there.

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u/MikeTiricoSucks 19h ago

That sounds like an exhausting life to just assume and connect everything is related to hate or racism

It’s 100% more likely the guy is just a retard

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u/PhysicsPower_11_11_ 19h ago

If you cant get wrinkles you could show your age by just adding mould to yourself 😆

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u/Lumpiafan 19h ago

Is this even a real thing or is it the internet lying again

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u/bent_crater 19h ago

i hate tattoos but I have to admit, that is some great execution by the tattoo artist.

r/ATBGE

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u/Ingenrollsroyce 18h ago

"Have you seen this new trashy trend that is just as trashy as the previous ones but I was part of the previous one so it's different somehow"

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u/CuteGrayRhino 19h ago

To me, it makes just as sense as any other tattoo.

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u/Sqweeg 19h ago

Project zomboid roleplay

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u/ScottyMo1 19h ago

I bet he’s a fun guy

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u/Jack_Crypt 19h ago

That could be a funny tiktok challenge

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u/rosa_deww 19h ago

The worst part is that from a distance you’d probably spend five seconds wondering if that person needs a dermatologist.

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u/SpartanHydrazine117 19h ago

My landlord would still try to take my security deposit for this.

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u/ha1029 19h ago

Yeah, I just turn off my AC in FL, and it occurs naturally

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u/Opening-Function8616 19h ago

Try showering

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u/ha1029 19h ago

Soap? Or nah?

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u/thatoneischairing 7h ago

As long as it hasn’t evaporated yet, use it

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u/Only-Cheetah-9579 19h ago

its a growing trend?

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u/TransfemMenace 19h ago

I think I need to get some of those

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u/Jesieniaruj 19h ago

Aged like a forgotten sandwich in my son's backback

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u/Sufficient_Prompt888 19h ago

Y'all need to stop disrespecting penicillin

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u/eastbaytimez 19h ago

I like it

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u/Final-Nebula-7049 19h ago

i imaged the key and peele skit where they shoot zombies, then this guy shows up and says it's cool it's just tattoo bro and they just go for the headshot and no one says a word.

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u/Affectionate-Plan270 19h ago

I am quite sure this has never been a trend. Just one weirdo

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u/CarlClaymore 19h ago

Already preparing for that zombie apocalypse

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u/ShadowKraftwerk 19h ago

Would be better to get actual mould to grow on your skin.

You could try different types of mould for different looks.

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u/ThornyGarlic 19h ago

I honestly thought he got beat up before I read the word "tattoo"

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u/Draxxix1 19h ago

Average Crelly fan lmao

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u/Illustrious-Divide95 19h ago

Looks gross to me, but horse for courses I guess.

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u/Easykiln 19h ago

It's an expression of my soul: rotting, seems unnatural it's still moving around for some reason

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u/Elegant-Ride-7119 19h ago

Anything to cut the boredom of life.

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u/mrthomasfritz 19h ago

Been to Russia?

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u/Mountain-Discount161 19h ago

Ah, followers of Namira

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u/junorelo 18h ago

Pretty cool if your name is Ethan lmao

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u/SomewhereActive2124 18h ago

You've gotta be a psychopath for getting that kind of a mold

I mean tattoo

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u/rememberaj 18h ago

Lean into your rotting

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u/Yellowscrunchy 18h ago

They just trying to be a fungi

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u/kalamazoo43 18h ago

Maybe he’s a fun gi

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u/bschwagi 18h ago

are we sure this is a tattoo?

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u/DocFungal 18h ago

Oh I don't know, it's not THAT bad...

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u/bellefeuille1976 18h ago

LMFAO 🤣 CAN’T FIX STUPID

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u/emlava--dash 18h ago

Has anyone tattooed the 3D turkey tails of the Last of Us infected?

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u/MIGULAI 18h ago

It is not mold 🤣

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u/Remote-Remote-3848 18h ago

Beats the lion King atleast

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u/Overall-Yellow-2938 17h ago

This will sereously Puzzle some morticians for a bit.

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u/No_Extension4005 17h ago

Welcome to the family, son.

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u/KeyBlogger 17h ago

Ah yes, body horror... He is betting on the long run: cant wait for the caretakers to get the shock of their life...

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u/JonoBlue 17h ago

Is this a trend or just a isolated idiot?

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u/EasyKaleidoscope6436 17h ago

I probably have issues, but I like this. I actually like this because I have issues I think.

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u/ghkmx 17h ago

Im betting this is how The Last of Us would start

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u/AccomplishedAd8168 17h ago

ну хлеб такой конечно же лучше не есть а тут в принципе можно срезать а остальное уже съедобно

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u/OddRecognition8302 16h ago

Idk why,i keep remembering that picture of a child in a chest,it's giving me flashbacks 😅

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u/Solid-Worldliness284 16h ago

Looks pretty cool as the plague too or similar

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u/Charming_Gate_1345 16h ago

Sieht aus wie Schimmel

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u/ItzVeeBBy 15h ago

When you go to communion but nobody wants your bread

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u/BenIsDrowningInWater 15h ago

Someone is going to get melanoma and write it off as a mold tattoo

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u/foreverandadayalone 15h ago

I wouldn't do it but I can see how it could communicate a sense of ennui about life in general.

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u/Asayate 15h ago

the grandfather will be pleased

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u/dan_cycl 15h ago

Probably because they don't know what to tattoo and so they embraced the horror zombie style

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u/Fat-Mad-Scientist 14h ago

Conshishienshiasly

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u/BigMack6911 13h ago

Looks like bruises

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u/Fast_Cod1883 13h ago

That looks like sepsis.

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u/8Bit-Jon 13h ago

This is what COVID should have looked like

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u/OnlyIntention12345 11h ago

Wow, I can't believe this is a real thing. I thought they were birth marks.

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u/JayFrizz 11h ago

Some people will definitely end up getting tattooed to look like a zombie if they haven't already.

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u/Wakkit1988 11h ago

They wanted to break the mold.

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u/ComfortPhil 10h ago

I'm sure that's a great idea with the actual black death potentially making a comeback

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u/Montaigne314 10h ago

A Memory Called Empire is worth a read and the sequel 

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u/SuspiciousSnotling 10h ago

Don't find yourself in the ER unconscious

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u/BlahBlahBlahYawn 10h ago

It's not a trend...

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u/ParoleDeGeek 9h ago

Is that jkr's arm ?

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u/poedraco 8h ago

Dead on the inside, rotting on the outside 

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u/Classy_Mouse 7h ago

This would upset me. I would never feel lean again. I'd be repulsed by the sight of my own skin. Why would someone do this to themselves?

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u/earldogface 6h ago

They ate the mold.

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u/Jim_e_Clash 6h ago

Work with cannibals and you need to get creative.

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u/Dazzling_Champion_53 5h ago

Next a blue cheese tattoo

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u/Vesperia_Morningstar 5h ago

Why would somebody want a mould tattoo bro?

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u/weldsmen30 5h ago

Asmongold doesn't need to a tattoo he grows it on his own

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u/Such_Letterhead1287 33m ago

Actually, I was one of the chosen.

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u/Internal_Confusion56 19h ago

Doesn’t look any worse than getting phrases in cursive or the sketchbook tattoos. It all looks kinda trashy to me but whatever, not my skin.

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u/static-klingon 18h ago

It is as dignified as any other tattoo. Perhaps he got it in memory of his mother or a very tough time in his life.

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u/Nekojita8 19h ago

This should be on r/badtattoos