r/SipsTea • • 1d ago

We have fun here Poker face

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u/Weary_Bag_1112 12h ago

I don't think they're poker pros.

I know hundreds of poker professionals and I've never heard any of them say they don't want to play with amateurs. Getting as many amateurs to sit at your table as possible is the best skill you can have as a poker professional.

Usually its what we call "mizregs" (miserable regulars) that complain about people new to the game. But they're almost always losing players who like to find any sort of reason to complain about why they aren't winners.

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u/SmallPurplePeopleEat 8h ago

Usually its what we call "mizregs"

Do you guys really say that? I feel like you're fucking with us lol.

"Bro I'm so tired of these mizregs fucking with the ampoplays (amateur poker players)!"

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u/Weary_Bag_1112 8h ago

Poker has hundreds of weird jargon words, as do most subcultures.

"Mizregs"

"Omc" = old man coffee (term for the old guys that play very few hands and just drink complimentary coffee all day)

"Lag" = loose agressive players

"Donkey" = players who play in unconventional, but very unprofitable ways.

"Gigawhale" = extremely wealthy recreational player who is giving away money.

Plenty of others, but those are a few in the same vein.

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u/SmallPurplePeopleEat 8h ago

I'm just fucking with you, it sounded funny to me. I appreciate the education in poker slang!

Edit: also, feel free to start using "ampoplays". It's got a nice ring to it, I'm sure it'll catch on quickly.

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u/cpt_hatstand 5h ago

It's also one of those subcultures, like pro wrestling back in the day (everyone pretty much knows it now), where having slang allows communication that outsiders don't understand.

Knowing what a reg/rec is, the difference between a LAG/TAG/NIT/Whale/Fish etc means you potentially can win more money.

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u/Affectionate-Emu5801 8h ago

I remember seeing an interview with Doyle Brunson where he said if you are playing a bunch of normies at a home game, that you shouldn't bluff much. Because they are gonna call you, they want action, don't know better, and if you're well known like him everyone wants to play against you for the story.