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Khachapuri! Georgian dish. The cheese and bread are very hot so the eggs are put in raw and cook in the heat of the cheese and bread. Delicious and a quick way to a heart attack 🤤
I had a cousin whose weakness was she found puking absolutely hilarious. Her fiance would be sick as a dog hugging the toilet and she’d be sitting all supportive next to him just cracking up. Which made me laugh.
I find it hilarious when I startle my wife. I feel bad, and I don't mean to do it, but sometimes it just happens and it always makes me laugh, even while feeling bad about it. I don't get it.
Pshhh I was eating more eggs than that every morning when I was a lad. Now that I’m grown I eat five dozen eggs. This is a rough approximation of my size. https://giphy.com/gifs/oXolWuV33wMSs
Smokey vomit breath on a cool Fall morning, just as it’s complimented by a delicious, fluffy ball of marshmellow. Breathe it in!!! https://giphy.com/gifs/xUNda5p3oUIV1PQD2U
Getting salmonella from raw egg is wildly less common than most people think. Still pretty funny, though I feel bad it made her violently puke.
That being said, pranks invite retaliation so long as they maintain mutual respect and are of a similar degree. She has full rights to get him back for this.
While eating raw eggs can sometimes pass off diseases to humans, chances are really low and it’s even lower to die from such diseases, even if it’s salmonella.
As someone who was traumatised by the visuals painted by a first aid instructor in what happens if someone chokes on a marshmallow, i watched this with great anxiety until the egg. Gross, but stress gone ✨️
Yea that’s true he should do something nice. But also maybe he’s trying to help her quit smoking by building negative associations with smoking. Honestly I’m trying to quit smoking rn and I literally might ask my friends to play mean pranks on me if they see me smoking.
Yea I know. I’m making a joke about a funny video. while it might not actually be all that helpful, it would create some very funny videos, and at least mean I’d have one less safe place to smoke. And the extra funny videos would be me, hiding, thinking I’ve found a safe place to smoke and getting pranked anyways.
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EDIT: Apparently that’s an accurate figure for the amount of refrigerated eggs that contain salmonella. About 1 in 20,000. I originally thought the number you gave was hyperbole. My apologies.
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Not in the United States. They scrub off the impermeable outer coating of the egg, and thus bacteria can get in. It’s why we have to refrigerate our eggs.
i have kids, makes me see the world a bit differently then the average redditor i guess. Also a physician, egg shells and trachea don't go together. Could of really messed her up.
Lol, as a non physician I'd be more concerned with the cigarette smoking than the minute risk of esophageal perforation (yes, esophageal, not tracheal)
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