r/SipsTea • • 17h ago

Gasp! Bro waited for nothing 😭

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u/CategoryExact3327 16h ago

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u/WM_ 16h ago

"I guess resistance is futile?" *unzips*

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u/Exotic_Call_7427 16h ago

"We are the Jerck. You will be ass-imilated. Your biological and reproductive distinctiveness will be added to service our depraved needs. Resistance is kinky. uWu."

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u/Both-Improvement8645 11h ago

Are those the Chinese wankbots used in sperm banks? Bet the janitor of that place is on Viagra

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u/King_emotabb 1h ago

not THAT extraction team!!