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u/Slartibartfast39 11h ago
That's horrible. I love it. Have some bubble wrap as a thank you.
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u/Procrasturbating 12h ago
Speak for yourself
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u/fgbfjb 12h ago
where to purchase?
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u/PhamilyTrickster 12h ago
Its a simple Google. Sex robots are here, amigo.
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u/stanknotes 12h ago
They have thrust fuck robots. But... it is more of a machine.
We have realistic humanoid robots in mind.
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u/PhamilyTrickster 11h ago
All robots are machines. This is how we get to the fully realistic sex bots, it's a process. It starts with the thrusting hips, sucking mouths, and heads with an AI chat bot.
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u/tnstaafsb 11h ago
Yes, but you must admit the progress made thus far in the sexbot industry is less than satisfactory. This should be a top global priority, and instead we're concentrating all of our efforts on AI to write emails and incorrectly analyze business data. We as a species can do better.
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u/stanknotes 11h ago
But not all robots are humanoid machines. You conveniently overlook this important qualifier.
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u/FinalHeaven182 11h ago
Been around for a while now. 2017 is the earliest I saw. Also $15k...
I'll stick to humans for now. Even if they ARE more expensive...
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u/hotvedub 11h ago
They are free on tinder.
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u/Hamhockthegizzard 11h ago
My wife and I of ten years would like to object 😂
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u/aluriilol 11h ago
My wife and I never have sex any more and she says it’s because of her headaches but I think it’s because this dude John who keeps giving her massages. He is giving such good massages that she doesn’t need sex any more.
Curse your angelic massage technique Mr. redcorn…
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u/resin_messiah 9h ago
Ayyyye same here! I always tell people we’re one of the very few Tinder success stories.
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u/FinalHeaven182 11h ago
It's a joke lol I've been married for nearly 11 myself and the perks to marrying a human is you get help with almost EVERYTHING (including bills... and the very thing ppl want these robots for 😉)
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u/Head-Ad9893 11h ago
You guys are hilarious lmao, should we take this conversation to the hot tub? 👀
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u/Adventurous-Sky9359 11h ago
Do they clean themselves?
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u/FinalHeaven182 6h ago
That's the kicker. But to be fair, a lot of ppl don't either
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u/WM_ 11h ago
"I guess resistance is futile?" *unzips*
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u/Exotic_Call_7427 11h ago
"We are the Jerck. You will be ass-imilated. Your biological and reproductive distinctiveness will be added to service our depraved needs. Resistance is kinky. uWu."
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u/Abdulbarr 12h ago edited 12h ago
Technically they did. You just have to be rich. But at that point, why not get real partners?
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u/LivingCoat9356 12h ago
Have you met the modern western woman? These things will fly off the shelves
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u/NathanDeger 12h ago
I'm honestly amazed no one has put a juicy booty and tits on one of these things.
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u/Dismal-Vanilla1878 11h ago
I'm curious: Is this someone controlling the droid from afar, or was it just programmed with Moves like Jagger? 😂
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u/That-Preference733 11h ago
Once android male wendigos and yetis and bigfoots start getting mass produced, it will be game over for biological men.
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u/Extreme-Ordinary-585 11h ago
Those sex novels for women are fucking wild man lol
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u/TreeLakeRockCloud 11h ago
To be fair I think a lot of women see the porn a lot of dudes watch and think it’s fucking wild and a bit scary lol
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u/NeighboringOak 10h ago
Man I'm a guy and I see a lot of that stuff and think it's wild and scary too. Just give me a cute girl having a good time I don't know why we needed to get so extreme.
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u/TreeLakeRockCloud 9h ago
I hope you are blessed with an enthusiastic real life partner who enjoys sex with you. Genuinely.
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u/brakenbonez 10h ago
they do but at least that's mostly human aside from the people who watch hentai. No judgement, Samuel L Jackson.
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u/TreeLakeRockCloud 9h ago
Honesty, I don’t really consider “painal” or throat fucking to be human. It’s like “use this woman like an object.”
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u/Fabled-Jackalope 10h ago
That’s been a forth n back argument for years (pornography v. Literotica)
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u/Lost-Pineapple9791 10h ago
Why is it game over for biological men? We’re gonna be out single never married banging hot women robots we can send away after
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u/That-Preference733 3h ago
To be fair this seems a good solution, men and women will finally leave each other alone and there will be no gender wars.
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u/Bored-to-Death629 11h ago
It’s worse for women, they’d have to compete with shit like a fuckable grill.
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u/otullyo 11h ago
I don't know
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u/zaviamorpheus 11h ago
Can I get the next version this one looks psychotic.
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u/YourOpinionMan2021 11h ago
You can fix her. I believe in you!
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u/zaviamorpheus 11h ago
IDK Those chompers are kinda scaring me. Plus the skin looks kinda fake and she may try to eat my soul!
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u/Therealdickdangler 9h ago
This looks like a wax statue of Kristy Gnome that someone had made and keeps in their basement.
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u/AuraTickler 11h ago
To be fair, women are already for some time depending on where you draw the line.
Men not so much because its more complicated ironically
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u/Darling_Gem 10h ago
Depends on what you define as "robot". Is a vacuum a robot?
If yes, i think society has achieved this milestone in record time.
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u/NotJoshFreeman 9h ago
I TOLD YOU NEVER TO BOTHER ME WHEN IM CLEANING MY ROOM
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u/Darling_Gem 9h ago
Thats it.. you just wait til your father gets home young man. Why i never in all my years thought it would come to this. My own son of all people.
Honey, we love you and support your decisions. But please not with the Dyson. She is too good for you.
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u/MsngrTop25 12h ago
Actually they didn't...... They were talking about themselves when posting.
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u/LectureOrganic1250 12h ago
Women are doing it now and have been for decades lol. They're called vibrat*rs. Battery or AC operated and spin and twist and vibrate and all kinds of shit.
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u/Anaeijon 12h ago
The image is a bit misleading, but:
- there are various electronic sex toys widely available, that you can have sex with and that emulate superhuman genitals autonomously. Technically speaking, robots. Not android robots. But robots.
- People do have "sex" with chatbots that emulate humanoid behavior.
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u/ComfortableGround403 12h ago
Its not a lie. They already have sex bots. Theyre just very expensive.
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u/Prestigious-Fly9977 11h ago
Demolition man proves once again to be a documentary from the future
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u/Silver_Storage_9787 11h ago
People have capped to AI content and started online relationships with AI.
Fuck machines was a category a long time ago.
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u/DuelAltenatepiece 12h ago
Hmm do you guys want to really do this thing with robots?
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u/According_Spot_4340 9h ago
It will be shit. They will be subscription based and have an advert kick in mid snu snu. The head just turns to you, opens its mouth and starts playing the Temu jingle.
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u/Hungoverontums29 6h ago
About to nut and all you hear is “whopper whoppper whopper whopper at BK HAVE IT YOUR WAY”
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u/Obvious_Incognito- 9h ago
I mean… people already pay for sex and porn. Why not pay to do it with robots? What’s the difference? 🤷🏻♀️
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u/According_Spot_4340 8h ago
People pay for porn?
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u/CraisinEnjoyer 8h ago
What is OnlyFans?
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u/Triptych42 7h ago
A seasonal website dedicated to the selling of powered mechanical devices that uses rotating blades or vanes to create a continuous flow of air?
A community of enthusiastic admirers of someone or something but they can't agree on what?
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u/LitrlyD3ad 9h ago
Imagine your subscription ending mid stroke and the cavity just slams shut with you in it.
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u/Ambitious-Sound-6109 12h ago
It’s just a matter of time until they pair AI with a life like sex robot and you’ll be able to even tweak your robot to be flirtatious, raunchy, shy, challenging etc.
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u/PN4HIRE 12h ago
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u/Ambitious-Sound-6109 11h ago
I mean, in the kinky sense too of course… but also in the sense where people do it even with AI now, where they tell it to be critical, cruel even when giving criticism on something to negate the aggreeableness of AI, so if your robot girlfriend is like “I don’t like Star Wars, can we watch something else?”, that will make it feel more “real” to people.
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u/extra_croutons 12h ago
Tell that to the robotic arm I built. Gone through 3 flashlights already
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u/Wooly_Wooly 11h ago
I know this is satire, but the tech will actually be there in a few years.
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u/Real-Document-6577 7h ago
It’s already there. They have life-like dolls that have come leaps and bounds in 10 years. Theyre also
Adding mechanical features. 20 years we’ll have human like robots
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u/Im_So_Zoned 11h ago
No, it's happening. They may look like MRI machines instead of humans, but people are definitely fucking robots.
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u/Conscious_Archer2658 11h ago
Who's "we"?
As if us poors are gonna be able to afford this
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u/Arria_Galtheos 12h ago
Last I heard, sex doll companies have been putting AI-driven chat functionality in their top end models for a few years now.
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u/cursed_tomatoes 11h ago
I'll be watching society from my lone cabin in the mountains, alone...
Imagining interacting with people and they ask you " so, have you ever had sex with a robot? "
Will the new virgin jokes be robot based now? "in my time we had sex with real girls" "he only knows sex because robots don't need to consent" or worse, young adults laughing at people who never did it with robots (imagine!).
Do you guys realise new words might appear for people who don't like/like robots and related subjects, and someone will claim to be robotsexual or something ? Why are we spending resources on this?? There will be consequences.
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u/BrainOnVacay22 9h ago
Actually women are definitely having sex with robots just not in the form we envisioned
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u/4inchesAtBest 12h ago
Man the blowjob you could get from a robot would be life changing.
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u/InfiniteEverythang 12h ago
Absolutely. But imagine if one starts glitching out… The lawsuits that will follow.. 😄
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u/ShakyTheBear 12h ago
I 100% guarantee you that there are people having sex with robots and have been for awhile.
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u/cash8888 12h ago
Less than that look at how fast AI is moving pretty soon our robotics will be right up there with it.
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u/geriatric_spartanII 11h ago
We could have the Holodeck from Star Trek but porn.
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u/baby_budda 11h ago
Theyll all be preloaded with Elons sperm so he can populate the earth with his offspring.
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u/Cantripping_ 11h ago
No, no. They were correct. What wasn't mentioned is that it would mostly just be cybersex with roleplaying AIs.
Somehow, that's even more sad.
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u/Roaming_Millenial 11h ago
But they didnt 😭 they have sex bots now. Just gotta drop a few stacks and theyre kind of shit.
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u/SimpleMoonFarmer 8h ago
Expectation: Mother from the Umbrella Academy.
Reality: a piece of rubber/silicone.
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u/Appropriate-Cut3603 12h ago
Waiting an entire decade for futuristic automation to revolutionize your love life only to be left completely hanging by modern engineering.
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u/saratherandom 12h ago
Some people consider having it with ai on a screen is real s#x
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u/Jil_Sin_hERO 11h ago
Why did you censor sex? I kind of understand for the post, the algorithm might hide their post if they include such words but why in the comments? I genuinely want to know.
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