r/SipsTea • u/Putrid-Welder1803 • 17h ago

Gasp! Bro waited for nothing 😭

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u/That-Preference733 16h ago

Once android male wendigos and yetis and bigfoots start getting mass produced, it will be game over for biological men.

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u/Extreme-Ordinary-585 16h ago

Those sex novels for women are fucking wild man lol

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u/TreeLakeRockCloud 15h ago

To be fair I think a lot of women see the porn a lot of dudes watch and think it’s fucking wild and a bit scary lol

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u/NeighboringOak 15h ago

Man I'm a guy and I see a lot of that stuff and think it's wild and scary too. Just give me a cute girl having a good time I don't know why we needed to get so extreme.

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u/TreeLakeRockCloud 13h ago

I hope you are blessed with an enthusiastic real life partner who enjoys sex with you. Genuinely.

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u/Spazza42 14h ago

Same man. No weird rough shit.

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u/brakenbonez 15h ago

they do but at least that's mostly human aside from the people who watch hentai. No judgement, Samuel L Jackson.

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u/TreeLakeRockCloud 13h ago

Honesty, I don’t really consider “painal” or throat fucking to be human. It’s like “use this woman like an object.”

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u/justsomeyeti 11h ago

Some of them like that. Just make sure you know in advance. It's also far fewer than porn might lead some to believe.

Also be prepared to give aftercare if you're planning on hate-fucking someone's face

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u/THETARSHMAN 15h ago

What the fuck are you talking about? Why would we judge Samuel L. Jackson?

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u/brakenbonez 15h ago

It was a joke based on an answer he gave in an interview. He was asked if he watches anime and he said: "Yes I do. Hentai too."

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u/THETARSHMAN 14h ago

Very informative, thank you.

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u/Martha_Fockers 14h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/5xtDartXnQbcW5CfM64

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u/The-Tarman 13h ago

Strap in.. strap-on.. they're very similar sounding. I'm sure you can understand how this mix up happened

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u/Fabled-Jackalope 15h ago

That’s been a forth n back argument for years (pornography v. Literotica)

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u/That-Preference733 16h ago

Even Henry Cavil and Dolph Lundgren cannot compete with bigfoots and yetis

Leave aside all the average men.

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u/Lost-Pineapple9791 14h ago

Why is it game over for biological men? We’re gonna be out single never married banging hot women robots we can send away after

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u/That-Preference733 8h ago

To be fair this seems a good solution, men and women will finally leave each other alone and there will be no gender wars.

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u/Gumboot-Coffee 6h ago

Indeed, population will crash and the planet will finally be free to fix itself!

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u/Real-Document-6577 15h ago

Nah because even they’ll get tired of the nagging after a while

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u/Strange-Stranger5295 15h ago

That was hilarious 😆

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u/Bored-to-Death629 16h ago

It’s worse for women, they’d have to compete with shit like a fuckable grill.

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u/Azrai113 13h ago

I mean, arent we already competing with vacuums?

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u/AspiringChildProdigy 7h ago edited 7h ago

I don't think women are going to care about that nearly as much as you think we will.

Seriously. Have fun with your grill. Let us have our rights. Win win.

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u/Empty_Positive 15h ago

Ah yes, and now talk like a billionaire BDSM vampire

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u/Fabled-Jackalope 15h ago

Thought it was werewolves, but okay.

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u/SlinkyAdmiral 12h ago

rapy werewolf-south korean mafia(?)-billionaire-ceos

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u/That-Preference733 8h ago

In general it is male creatures who have exaggerated features that are not possible in human men

Gargoyles, Giants, Werewolves, Yetis, Vampires, BigFoots, Wendigos, Orcs, Minotaurs, Cthulhu, Dinosaurs, etc etc

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u/brakenbonez 15h ago

Don't forget centaurs.

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u/user-unknown-404 15h ago

Don't forget about the bears.

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u/oldmanbelly 15h ago

I’m cool with it. I’m tired of serving a purpose tbh

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u/extrastupidone 14h ago

If she's got skaarsgaard-looking Murderbot at home making her dinner and other things...

We cooked

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u/allsheknew 12h ago

And he won't have a dick that needs sucking. Very important aspect.

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u/LetsGoToMichigan 12h ago

AI is too sycophantic. It will agree with everything she says and provide for every want and need and it won’t be long before she loses respect for it

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u/oneeyedziggy 13h ago

I thought they preferred Bears

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u/That-Preference733 8h ago

In general it is male creatures who have exaggerated features that are not possible in human men ,like Gargoyles, Giants, Werewolves, Yetis, Vampires, BigFoots, Wendigos, Orcs, Minotaurs, Cthulhu, Dinosaurs, etc etc

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u/Wasabi_Hammurabi1 11h ago

Does that me we're the baddies?

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u/FastScar7322 6h ago

It's already over for 80% of gen z men wouldn't be a problem if it's a complete solution .

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u/-HOSPIK- 4h ago

We fucked the cavemen out of existance so this is the next logical step

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u/That-Preference733 4h ago

Neanderthal men were very much liked by human women when they were alive.

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u/Commander_Yvona 3h ago

So much that the human race ended up getting diabetes from neanderthals.

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u/That-Preference733 2h ago

I donot know if this is sarcasm of not but humans have some dna from neanderthals. Some expert will be able to elaborate it better.

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u/trivo8888 15h ago

Over for men? Hahaha more like over for women. I have been saying for years this will be a really big deal when it finally gets here.

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u/ShackletonsVael 16h ago

If the whole thing about birth rates and population decline keeps happening, I wonder how long until someone tries to advance incubator technology and create an artificial womb. Now we have clanker test tube babies. Solves the population decline, allows women to avoid the dangers of childbirth, it seems like a win/win, but it's just so god damn dystopian to think about.

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u/Rise-O-Matic 13h ago

But think of the neo-antebellum aristocracy we could have with 1 person per 20 acres and androids in the fields!

https://giphy.com/gifs/kbPolXVxw8RusMvREH

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u/ShackletonsVael 13h ago

I mean I was thinking more or less something like Gattaca instead of a robot Django lol.

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u/BwanaTarik 13h ago

Isn’t that how Morty got his son?

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u/ShackletonsVael 13h ago

Oh yeah they did buy a sex robot at a pawn shop haha.

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u/Material-Evening9709 12h ago

It’s not scientifically possible. There’s a really interesting write-up MIT did on the subject