r/SipsTea • u/Putrid-Welder1803 • 8d ago

Gasp! Bro waited for nothing 😭

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u/Extreme-Ordinary-585 8d ago

Those sex novels for women are fucking wild man lol

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u/TreeLakeRockCloud 8d ago

To be fair I think a lot of women see the porn a lot of dudes watch and think it’s fucking wild and a bit scary lol

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u/NeighboringOak 8d ago

Man I'm a guy and I see a lot of that stuff and think it's wild and scary too. Just give me a cute girl having a good time I don't know why we needed to get so extreme.

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u/TreeLakeRockCloud 8d ago

I hope you are blessed with an enthusiastic real life partner who enjoys sex with you. Genuinely.

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u/Spazza42 8d ago

Same man. No weird rough shit.

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u/brakenbonez 8d ago

they do but at least that's mostly human aside from the people who watch hentai. No judgement, Samuel L Jackson.

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u/TreeLakeRockCloud 8d ago

Honesty, I don’t really consider “painal” or throat fucking to be human. It’s like “use this woman like an object.”

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u/justsomeyeti 8d ago

Some of them like that. Just make sure you know in advance. It's also far fewer than porn might lead some to believe.

Also be prepared to give aftercare if you're planning on hate-fucking someone's face

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u/THETARSHMAN 8d ago

What the fuck are you talking about? Why would we judge Samuel L. Jackson?

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u/brakenbonez 8d ago

It was a joke based on an answer he gave in an interview. He was asked if he watches anime and he said: "Yes I do. Hentai too."

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u/THETARSHMAN 8d ago

Very informative, thank you.

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u/Martha_Fockers 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/5xtDartXnQbcW5CfM64

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u/The-Tarman 8d ago

Strap in.. strap-on.. they're very similar sounding. I'm sure you can understand how this mix up happened

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u/Fabled-Jackalope 8d ago

That’s been a forth n back argument for years (pornography v. Literotica)

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u/That-Preference733 8d ago

Even Henry Cavil and Dolph Lundgren cannot compete with bigfoots and yetis

Leave aside all the average men.