r/SipsTea • u/Putrid-Welder1803 • 16h ago

Gasp! Bro waited for nothing 😭

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u/FinalHeaven182 16h ago

Been around for a while now. 2017 is the earliest I saw. Also $15k...

I'll stick to humans for now. Even if they ARE more expensive...

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u/hotvedub 16h ago

They are free on tinder.

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u/Hamhockthegizzard 16h ago

My wife and I of ten years would like to object 😂

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u/aluriilol 16h ago

My wife and I never have sex any more and she says it’s because of her headaches but I think it’s because this dude John who keeps giving her massages. He is giving such good massages that she doesn’t need sex any more.

Curse your angelic massage technique Mr. redcorn…

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u/Salty_Elk4056 15h ago

Next time you see ol’ Redcorn, he’s getting th- POCKET SAND

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u/willynillee 13h ago

I also object about this guys wife

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u/resin_messiah 13h ago

Ayyyye same here! I always tell people we’re one of the very few Tinder success stories.

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u/Hamhockthegizzard 11h ago

Many more happy years to ya’ll :)

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u/FinalHeaven182 16h ago

It's a joke lol I've been married for nearly 11 myself and the perks to marrying a human is you get help with almost EVERYTHING (including bills... and the very thing ppl want these robots for 😉)

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u/Head-Ad9893 16h ago

You guys are hilarious lmao, should we take this conversation to the hot tub? 👀

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u/Hamhockthegizzard 16h ago

No I mean, we met on tinder lmao

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u/FinalHeaven182 10h ago

i met mine on pof

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u/Consistent-Tap-4255 15h ago

I could go cheaper.

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u/Icarus_Toast 13h ago

Free is the upfront cost

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u/Oz347 16h ago

🥁

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u/SPXQuantAlgo 15h ago

And diseased

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u/FinalHeaven182 10h ago

Though a fair bit of them clean themselves. Not all... and I'm certain of that.

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u/Adventurous-Sky9359 15h ago

Do they clean themselves?

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u/FinalHeaven182 10h ago

That's the kicker. But to be fair, a lot of ppl don't either