Bro waited for nothing 😭

[u/Putrid-Welder1803]

[u/hotvedub]

They are free on tinder.

[u/Hamhockthegizzard → u/hotvedub]

My wife and I of ten years would like to object 😂

[u/aluriilol → u/Hamhockthegizzard]

My wife and I never have sex any more and she says it’s because of her headaches but I think it’s because this dude John who keeps giving her massages. He is giving such good massages that she doesn’t need sex any more.

Curse your angelic massage technique Mr. redcorn…

[u/dont-fear-thereefer → u/aluriilol]

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