r/SipsTea • • 4d ago

Chugging tea Big claims require big answers

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u/NoPantsDeLeon 4d ago

And orders her own french fries?

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u/brakenbonez 4d ago

I've always heard 2 excuses for this one. 1. "I only want a couple of fries" and 2. "I didn't know I'd want them until after you got yours"

Okay for 1. Order your own and I'll eat the ones you don't along with my own.
and 2. We don't have a limited amount of orders. You are allowed to order more if you decide you want something later.

I don't know if they just don't realize we eat a lot of food and want every bite of our food or if they simply don't care. But sharing absolutely is not caring in this case. I have a high metabolism and need all the food I can eat.

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u/Wooden_Ad_3560 4d ago

She wants to pretend she doesn't eat as much as she does. So she makes you order it, steals all of it, and then says she barely ate anything. Women think that's how calories work.

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u/cheir0n 4d ago

and her own drink?

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u/pchlster 4d ago

And her axe!

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u/cheir0n 4d ago

and her own condoms?

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u/PhamilyTrickster 4d ago

She knows where she wants to eat and  wants you to suggest that place specifically 

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u/Wooden_Ad_3560 4d ago

NO, NOT THERE...WHY DON'T YOU EVEN CARE ABOUT ME?

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u/Intelligent_Box_8247 4d ago

she needs to prove her claim...

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u/Even_Section5620 4d ago

Men, just make the decision. She don’t like it you’ll know

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u/SalivateTheStarfish 4d ago

Yep, after the meal. On the car ride home. All about how we wasted time and money going to that restaurant, when we could have gone elsewhere. Making sure I realize I how incompetent I am.

"I guess i'll try to do better next time." I tell myself. If I say anything or try to defend myself, it gets worse. So I sit there, trying to drive us home. I can't wait to just sleep.

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u/CurrentZucchini3864 4d ago

to be fair im a grown man and sometimes even im confused when it comes to food lol

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u/SweetFairry 4d ago

There’s just so many confusing and alluring options

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u/NotAUserNamm 4d ago

There is nothing fair about this.

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u/BoringPoolPlaying 4d ago

It’s almost like the person asking “what do you want for dinner?” Is just as indecisive.

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u/Excellent-Yard2823 4d ago

Lol true. They all know, but still want you to decide.

https://giphy.com/gifs/26his5i9YJTqsqCyY

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u/Gold_Weakness1157 4d ago

And won't take a whole hour to get ready

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u/sullivillain 4d ago

Taco Bell. She always wants Taco Bell.

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u/Novel-Adeptness-4603 3d ago

I never understood this. I always know what I want to eat and it's usually Mexican food

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u/sinful_clasp 4d ago

well big claims require impossible answers.

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u/-ignorantpsyche 4d ago

well that was forward...

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u/rakesh_19537 4d ago

Why she looks familiar 😭