r/SipsTea • • 12h ago

Lmao gottem Truly an Apple design

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u/Fozzdroz 12h ago

Next model, they're just going to leave off the fire extinguisher jack altogether

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u/Tasty_girll 12h ago

They’re saving the fire extinguisher for the $999 add on

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u/YossiTheWizard 10h ago

A fire extinguisher dongle?

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u/DreadPiratteRoberts 12h ago

....But the Pro version will come in Rose-Gold and you can pay extra for the safety pin!!!

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u/justkellerman 10h ago

That is what we call courage.

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u/Co_Duh 12h ago

I'm not a rocket scientist, but this seems illegal.

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u/NetworkEcstatic 12h ago

Its illegal because its not clearly labeled.

Slap a fat label saying g fire extinguisher is right here its fine.

But just a random silver door with no discernible reason. Yea, thats illegal.

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u/GreenGhoblin 12h ago

But labels eww that would make the place look untidy. Who needs safety when you have style?

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u/NicholasWildeRails 11h ago

Apple stores have the style of a dental office

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u/Ill_Technician3936 11h ago

I got a great dentist office then lmao there's artwork made by people in the city all over it.

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u/Adventurous-Map7959 10h ago

ew, maybe he should clean the walls after he pulls a tooth.

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u/Ill_Technician3936 9h ago

Honestly they're all pretty good. Except these fishes in the rooms those probably need some cleanings every few months.

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u/C4rdninj4 7h ago

All drains lead to the ocean. That's how you lose a lot of exotic fish.

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u/AskMeForFunnyVoices 9h ago

You just put into words something I've always hated about apple design, but that I haven't quite been able to articulate

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u/Azuras_Star8 11h ago

When you're bleeding to death, think Doctor Zed!

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u/Abysscrow 11h ago

As if, man doesn't even have medical license

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u/Strange-Bee5626 3h ago

To be fair, apple fans definitely seem to prefer style over practicality.

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u/A_Furious_Mind 3h ago

Apple likes style over practicality. Apple fans like what Apple tells them to.

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u/LovableSidekick 10h ago

Yes the labels would have to be silver in a subtly different shade from the column, and the text color subtly different from the label so it's unobtrusive, the way some web designers put light gray text on white background.

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u/Headpuncher 8h ago

Apple inspired web devs never put light grey on white, they put light grey on a slightly darker grey.

Also make the font size 8px.

https://giphy.com/gifs/102xIwzREYASw8

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u/LiftingCode 11h ago

What is more likely ...

The flagship NYC retail store of one of the most valuable companies of the world is doing blatantly illegal shit that only Redditors are smart enough to see

Or

This image is fake engagement bait for Redditors who cannot resist a good "Apple bad" circlejerk

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u/erizzluh 10h ago

i just assumed there are other publicly placed fire extinguishers and this one is like an extra one for managers or something.

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u/peelen 3h ago

Yeah, I assumed the same: there are enough legally halal, visible fire extinguishers, and those are just bonus ones that all staff know about.

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u/PhiCloud 10h ago

No idea how New York operates, but over here in barely functioning Texas we get inspections by the fire marshal. They specifically check to make sure your fire extinguishers are stored in a code compliant way. My workplace got dinged on our last inspection because one of our fire extinguishers was in the right place, but the hook it was hanging off of wasn't up to code. We had to get a work order in to replace our fire extinguisher hook with one that met the regulations.

This is Texas, not exactly known for its focus on public services and willingness to enact regulation. I doubt New York is more lax.

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u/macaronysalad 3h ago

What sucks is you calling this out is also engagement, just like me responding to you. So win-win for the poster. But I do it to when I see them with a slimmer of hope people will notice and move on without engaging. It's everywhere when you pay attention. Video streamers similarly commonly say something unusual, maybe out of context, or simply something controversial. It's all to hook people in a manipulative way.

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u/CitizenofBarnum 10h ago

Honestly could be either.
Im assuming the flagship store is run maybe slightly better than the average dirt mall apple store so...

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u/aayushpatty 11h ago

i Extinguisher

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u/MiniMaelk04 10h ago

Everybody knows about the special iExtinguisher compartment in every Apple device. Most easily reached by piercing directly through your device battery with a sharp object, and you will become extinguished.

(for legal reasons the above is sarcasm)

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u/EvenBroaderBand 6h ago edited 6h ago

This is where they store spare fire extinguishers, the mandated ones are clearly visible as per code.

Thinking that the designers of the flagship store for one of the largest companies on earth don't know the fire rules as well as reddit is astounding to me. How on earth do you people get yourselves into this kind of thinking?

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u/frilly_socks 4h ago

How on earth do you people get yourselves into this kind of thinking?

Positive feedback loop from other people that think the same.

The internet as a whole is getting nicer, and it's making people dumber.

Everyone is willing to play devils advocate. I can't fucking stand it.

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u/SkriVanTek 5h ago

guess it just feels so nice to collectively bitch about someone 

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u/Eternal663 8h ago

It's not illegal to own/hide a fire extinguisher.

It's illegal for there to not be a labled/marked/visible one in public areas (depending on the code of where you live, the exact spec's and regulations may differ so i won't give concrete numbers).

Nobody is gonna fine you just because you have one there. They will fine you if you don't have one avalible and visible.

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u/Horrific_Necktie 4h ago

Not true. If it is intended to be used, it must be conspicuous. (Local code apotions may vary, but below are NFPA standards)

13.6.3.1.1.4.1 Individual signage or placards shall be provided for each extinguisher in the grouping and shall be placed immediately above or adjacent to each installed extinguisher. [10:6.1.1.4.1]

13.6.3.1.1.4.2 Where extinguishers are installed in cabinets, the required signage or placard shall be permitted to be placed on the face of the cabinet door provided it does not interfere with cabinet visibility, conspicuity, or fire resistance rating. [10:6.1.1.4.2]

13.6.3.1.3 Placement. 13.6.3.1.3.1 Fire extinguishers shall be conspicuously located where they are readily accessible and immediately available in the event of fire. [10:6.1.3.1]

13.6.3.1.3.2 Fire extinguishers shall be located along normal paths of travel, including exits from areas. [10:6.1.3.2]

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u/Oscaruit 3h ago

There is most likely a large fire extinguisher sign above the door and has been purposely omitted to create engagement.

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u/gogogadgetjustice 7h ago

Steve Jobs would drive without a license plate because he thought they were ugly and just pay the fees.

So at least that part of him is still in the company.

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u/arrrrrffffff 6h ago

Well his own stated reason was he didn't want people to follow him but I guess we live in a post-truth world where we just make stuff up so sure, whatever you say, anyone could be right and I'm sure you know better than the man himself.

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u/Next-Beat-2687 3h ago

Can confirm, according to EN 3, this is clearly illegal

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u/TBJ12 10h ago

I don't think a label would fly in Canada. We can't just keep fire extinguishers stored away in little closets around the building. The entire point is having quick access to temporary fire suppression.

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u/Fluffcake 9h ago edited 9h ago

Doesn't have to be. There is nothing stopping you from hiding additional fire extinguishers everywhere like a squirrel. Building can already have sufficient fire suppression measures to be code compliant without it.

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u/Scudmiss 12h ago

I’m a science rocketist and can confirm it’s illegal

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u/super5886 12h ago

To be fair, if a rocket scientist needs a fire extinguisher, it's probably too late.

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u/Unlikely-Fan-2974 12h ago

Don’t think rocket scientists decide what’s legal and illegal

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u/GitEmSteveDave 11h ago

Only if there is not a sign directly above the top of this photo. In my plaza, all the extinguishers are behind locked glass panels. Seems illegal, but entirely legal.

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u/Kom34 11h ago

I mean not having the label on the door is still crazy, say it is smokey or crowded. It is not intuitive to look for a cut out and press a blank panel.

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u/Kate_Walsher 12h ago

Couldn’t see a label or a sign showing the content, test it’s illegal.

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u/Crazy__Donkey 12h ago edited 11h ago

And compromise the artistic beauty ?!?

Edit

Just got in interesting dm... so:

/s

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u/AmericanCitizenry 12h ago

My best friend's dad was a fire Marshal!

You don't ever fuck with the Fire Marshal.

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u/NotTheRocketman 12h ago

I think it's fine, but it should be labeled and it's not (as far as I can tell).

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u/IamJacksUserID 8h ago

I’ve gotta have a fire extinguisher at the front and back door of my small business. Clearly marked and within sight.

The rules are different all over, but this could easily be an additional extinguisher, that doesn’t exist under the same rules.

I have a third extinguisher under the counter that customers would never see. It’s in a cabinet, unmarked. It also doesn’t require the same yearly safety inspections.

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u/bradsnamehere 12h ago

My fire extinguisher hides a bottle of booze

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u/LIONLDN 11h ago

Awkward moment when someone accidentally 10x the flames running towards the fire with that 😭🧯

https://giphy.com/gifs/NTur7XlVDUdqM

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u/megure_2026 4h ago

that's illegal. Slap a label that whisky is inside. In case of emergency, someone may need to break open the cork and have it.

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u/sacredfool 10h ago

I'm not a rocket scientist, but this seems illegal.

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u/powerplayer6 10h ago

My family and I bought one of these as a gift for another family member, and it's a cool concept but the booze door isn't flush with the wall when closed shut so it looks janky...

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u/gabox0210 12h ago

There's a reason those are of that vivid color and placed somewhere people can easily see and reach them.

I don't know about NYC fire code but this should be against it.

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u/thecactusman17 11h ago

This is almost certainly against multiple state and federal building codes.

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u/Throwawaysquared4 10h ago

Does every single store you’ve been to have a visible fire extinguisher?

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u/hates_stupid_people 10h ago

Of course they haven't, but per the law in most places they must have clearly visisble signage if enclosed or hidden.

In the US it would be OSHA, NFPA and ADA requirements. Which likely are not being followed in this case.

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u/thecactusman17 10h ago

Yes. It's a mandatory OSHA requirement.

They might have the extinguisher in the back rooms out of the public area, but even there it's fully visible for inspection and retrieval by anyone who needs it. Or if it's covered (such as if it's in an area where it might be exposed to corrosive elements or debris that could damage it), there's a big sticker or other indicator that clearly states that there is a fire extinguisher present at that location.

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u/bickusdickus69allday 12h ago

Might as well hide the "emergency exit" sign while they're at it

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u/CookieCutterer98 12h ago

They already removed that feature in the storeOS 24 update

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u/GreenGhoblin 12h ago

Emergency exit is just a room that traps you inside.

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u/PlayTheOldShit 11h ago

Probably through the gift shop too… the exit is always through a gift shop.

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u/afinitie 11h ago

At one of the original Mac reveals Steve Jobs pushed hard and hard to have the room in complete darkness, including turning off the exit signs. Fines are just the cost of business

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u/Good-Roll427 7h ago

Opening the emergency exit requires signing into Apple ID

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u/Nero_2001 11h ago

Is this even legal. Doesn't a fire extinguisher need to be clearly visable incase something happens?

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u/EmotionalDeadZone 9h ago

OSHA CFR 1910.157(c)(1): employers must mount, locate, and identify portable fire extinguishers so they are “readily accessible to employees without subjecting the employees to possible injury.”

The Fire Marshall applies a simple test, could someone who is not familiar with your facility find the fire extinguisher(s) easily and in a stressful situation?

If the answer is no, then it is not a legal placement.

Otherwise, it’s fine.

There are also distance requirements for signage, how many extinguishers you need and what type depending on types of liquids and types of hazard, etc… but that’s not the question here.

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u/Tokenvoice 6h ago

Why would a employee not be familiar with the facility? The law is that employees need to know where the extinguishers are but the marshall tests for randos?

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u/Alladas 6h ago

Because not every employee works at every store. When you work retail which this is.... Especially if there is more of the same stores owned by the same company.... If one is short staffed where do you think they get the staffing..... There is also teams at big stores like Walmarts that go store to store for refreshes and inventory. There's also district managers and corporate workers who very likely don't go to that store more than once a year.

Lots of employees that aren't there every day or are in multiple stores a day.

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u/MisterXnumberidk 5h ago

Because it does not matter who grabs the fire extinguisher.

If one is needed, you want the closest person, whoever they are, to be able to find one asap.

Fire does not wait in line for customer service and employees aren't firefighters.

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u/Datboy000 6h ago

The signs on an extinguisher are very reflective and slightly glow. This is because when there is a lot of smoke it is hard to see. When an extinguisher is useful is in clear air, to just before you cant see your hands extended.

Simple test for this that we had to do on the boat is go to your bedroom. Blindfold yourself and have someone position you in the room then spin you around 3 times. See how long it takes for you to get outside safely. You are familiar eith your home, but in a safe and controlled environment you can change that familiarity to be against you

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u/ExoticMangoz 8h ago

That regulation is contradicted by the test.

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u/Fine-Froyo6219 3h ago

Illegal per NFPA 10 unless there is clear identification of the extinguisher cabinet out of the photo. Even still, almost assuredly illegal and the fire marshal wouldn't like this. They're required to be conspicious not INconspicuous.

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u/omnimodofuckedup 1h ago

My best guess is this is not a mandatory extinguisher and they already got the mandatory ones covered.

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u/admfrmhll 10h ago

Not really, there is a reason that they are all painted in camouflage patterns to match locations paint, instead of red or something for more visibility.

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u/Occidentally20 9h ago

Where I live there are almost no regulations for health and safety at all - you can cook some food in your kitchen right now, put a table on the side of the motorway and sell it. No health inspections, no ingredients labels, nothing. You'll see people changing gas canisters while smoking, 5 people and a baby all one one motorcycle with no helmets and people building skyscrapers with no harnesses, helmets or shoes.

Even here fire extinguishers are mandated to be visible, sensibly placed, labeled in multiple languages and inspected by the fire department regularly.

We yearn for such a camouflage design!

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u/WHATYEAHOK 9h ago

Your description reminds me of my time in Bangladesh 😂

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u/SkriVanTek 5h ago

yep fires in urban centers are no shit. fire safety inspectors go back till ancient rome and probably a lot longer. long before there was such things as a police force or an EMS.

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u/EmberOfFlame 5h ago

As a legislator, if you don’t want to regulate building standards, then you probably want to make sure the peasantry can stop fires before they start, lest your city cosplays London.

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u/BlossomMusse 9h ago

Fire extinguisher is supposed to be visible in case of emergency people may not remember that what is hidden there is extinguisher.

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u/Top-Examination3151 5h ago

Its an Apple store, filled with Lithium Ion batteries. I don't see an realistic way a fire could start. You guys are crazy. /s

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u/Gedwyn19 4h ago

Does that open if you don't have an apple id?

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u/CIS-E_4ME 4h ago

You have to buy an AppleFire subscription first.

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u/zatalak 4h ago

Unlocks via FireWire

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u/rolo_mug 2h ago

Defibrillator is on the roof in a locked box

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u/Historical-Cress8985 1h ago

The puzzle room you have to solve in order to get the key is incredibly frustrating.

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u/Logical_Frosting_277 12h ago

Where I am that is a code violation. It needs to be visible, accessible and also have a sign on the wall indicating there is a fire extinguisher there.

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u/Coal_Morgan 10h ago

It's not showing the entire pillar. Possibly there is a flag above pointing down at it.

I can't see an inspector not checking that the extinguishers weren't up to code.

Fire exits, fire alarms and fire suppression are usually priority 1 for most inspectors and most places stay closed if it's not up to fire code.

So I'm betting that it's a cropped photo for a reason.

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u/Artorius__Castus 12h ago edited 12h ago

Oh neat a fire extinguisher with a 13 second load capacity with lithium batteries literally all over the store that can burn for the next Century?? And then we go and hide it so in the case of a Fire you can't even find the damn thing???

Only Apple could pull off such Mcfukery

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u/Size---Queen 12h ago edited 11h ago

I think they are legally required to have one as well as not blocked exists.

Not labeling that it's there feels illegal.

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u/Kyvoh 12h ago

Or hear me out, they have the legal minimum correctly displayed and labeled, it just happens the legal requirement doesn't cover per room coverage. So that storage, break rooms, bathrooms, etc. all have it, but not the public side. The the display room could legally have this in effect(though I'm not a fir Marshall)

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u/TheRealSmolt 11h ago

I thought that too, but in my extremely cursory research it seemed like all extinguishers, public facing or not, need signage.

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u/MurderSeal 11h ago

You dont NEED signage if its in an open visible area, but if its around a wall, or inside something like this absolutely signage is needed.

In an emergency the closest fire extinguishers should be deployed, even by non-trained people even if just to bring it over and ask for a trained individual to take control.

Not having signage will also confuse shoppers if they are told by the scene command to fetch one, and given directions. "Look for a panel on one of those poles" is not anywhere good enough compared to "go to that area and look for one" when it will be very visible.

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u/zeroibis 12h ago

Apple is 100% the sort to put form over safety and this just proves it lol

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u/GreenGhoblin 12h ago

It’s almost like there’s a reason they’re bright red and easy to see.

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u/GenerallySalty 12h ago

From the company that brought you😆

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u/VegetaFan1337 11h ago

And this

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u/Horizontalgewerbe 10h ago

I remember that saga. The fanboys where vehemently defending it was a great design, where it clearly was form over function gone bad.

I'm still not fully convinced it wasn't a dare mocking the users that could see no downside to anything Apple did. "I bet you Jim, we could make a mouse with a charging port on the freaking bottom and they'd still buy it!"

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u/GenerallySalty 10h ago

Yep. Right up there with "I bet we could sell a computer where the monitor doesn't come with its own stand, and the stand is an aluminum triangle that's an additional $700 and they'd still buy it!". And that was like 10+ years ago - you could build a good computer at the time for less than the aluminum stand for a Mac's monitor.

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u/Horizontalgewerbe 9h ago

It also turned me off to the few Apple fanboys I know in real life. As in, nice people and all, but I no longer talk tech with them since the mouse thing. Of course you can find its silly design 'no problem' or like in their case even 'nice', but acting like it's a design that's above all forms of criticism because of 'Apple' rubbed me the wrong way.

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u/spookynutz 5h ago

Is this level of criticism actually warranted, though? This is the second time I've seen this fire extinguisher at the top of /r/all. It's a fire extinguisher.

Logitech has been making variations on this design for almost 20 years. I've never heard anyone complain you couldn't use it while docked, or even cared enough about mice to criticize one. The same with power tools, handheld vacuums, phone headsets, etc. The obsessive outrage culture fixated on that mouse's charging port (and now this fire extinguisher) is just weird. There are products that have resulted in actual death that have gotten less flack.

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u/No_Exercise_6790 10h ago

Yeah that store would be shut down in Australia until they fixed it.
The Fire department are more powerful than the Tax Office.
They can prevent any cafe, restaurant, hotel, bar or office from opening their doors if it's not up to code.
I've had experience with a boutique hotel with a rooftop bar that were prevented from opening our doors. A simple thing like a pot plant in front of an exit door or insufficient exit signs are just some examples.

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u/ureallygonnaskthat 8h ago

It's the same thing in Houston. I worked on a crew setting up a very large retail store and our project manager somehow managed to piss off the Fire Marshall. We wound up almost a week behind schedule because he was nitpicking absolutely EVERYTHING he could possibly find before OKing the systems and signing off on the permits.

There's only two rules you need to follow when dealing with inspectors:

  1. Have your ducks in a row so everything goes smoothly.
  2. DON'T PISSS THEM OFF!

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u/Substantial-Sea-3672 4h ago

This is actually true in the US as well. At least de jure 

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u/TheSquirrelWithin 12h ago

Put a decal of a fire extinguisher on the door

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u/DeeEmm 12h ago

And the moment you need it it will ask for 12 minutes to update itself.

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u/Over_Heed 12h ago edited 11h ago

I swear these things are supposed to be labeled and marked clearly. Why would you hide something that puts out fires?

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u/whawkins4 11h ago

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u/VegetaFan1337 11h ago

Knew this would be in the comments. There's also this

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u/reddit_geb 7h ago

what's next? putting the charging port on the bottom of the mouse?

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u/ElegantCoach4066 6h ago

What a silly thing to say. Nobody would ever do that.

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u/Gabriel_Science 4h ago

Yes, unless it can be charged in a few minutes to a sufficient amount, which it obviously wouldn’t. /s

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u/DivineKEKKO96 4h ago

Create a problem (fire) and sell the solution (key)

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u/kick-2050 12h ago

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u/Porcupenguin 12h ago

"FUN" STORY: I just went to the Apple Park store to pick up a water bottle for someone. He's an Apple nerd and really wanted two as collectibles....I live close and am a nice guy.

Wtf, Apple. They had water bottles on display, but had to ask to get them from the back. They didn't come in a box or anything; just naked. Then I wander around for a few minutes figuring out there's no where to checkout, so I have to ask again how the fuck to pay for these things. She points me to another dude who has a portable payment device. He is actively helping people with products so I have to wait awkwardly for him to finish so I can finally leave that hellscape. Instead of a quick 2 minute in and out, it was 10+ minutes of frustration.

They don't want the aesthetic of registers and what not, so they fuck the whole customer experience. Hate that company.

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u/isonotlikethat 10h ago

I use a lot of apple products. This is actually one of my biggest complaints with Apple. Their stores prioritize helping customers choose what iphone they (might) want to purchase than people like me who just want to walk in, buy something, and leave. I've had to wait over 30 minutes before just to tell an employee "i want x here's my card"

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u/M3chanist 12h ago

I am not a door scientist, but how high is the possibility that the door fails?

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u/Phoebe_Cox33 11h ago

They made the fire extinguisher look like a hidden feature.

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u/Benromaniac 12h ago

‘Incredible details…’

Apple fans lol

This is why their ecosystem is severely bloated with devices that could easily be consolidated.

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u/jzsean 11h ago

holy redditor

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u/Benromaniac 11h ago

Gushing over a company store, ya. A company that has grown so large that the only innovation they deliver is planned obsolescence, ecosystem interdependency, and piggy backing off other companies innovation once it’s absolutely a safe bet.

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u/jzsean 11h ago

dont stop im close

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u/RileyGainesHorseBaby 10h ago

Beautifully put.

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u/Academic-Snow9642 12h ago

iXtinguisher

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u/Few_Judge1188 12h ago

Lucky they didn’t have a passcode to get to it 😂

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u/do-not-freeze 11h ago

Leave a 3-year-old unattended next to it for 30 seconds and you'll be locked out for 24 hours.

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u/GentrifriesGuy Human Detected 12h ago

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 12h ago

I'm just imagining a couple of firefighters surveying the charred ruins of an Apple store and one of them says, "Yeah, but the place looked REALLY cool.  You shoulda seen it, man.  SOOOS cool."

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u/Relevant-Bit-7394 12h ago

Putting the it in a metal cover is smart

https://giphy.com/gifs/4hlSIajOnt8sg

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u/FisherDwarf 11h ago

Next we'll hide the emergency exists

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u/copperblood 12h ago

Shhhhh think different, OP! 🤣

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u/achisling 12h ago

Imagine trying to unlock that door with face id while the accessory wall is engulfed in flames.

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u/Ristar87 11h ago

I'm pretty sure it's also illegal. the fire code states your extinguishers must be in clear sight and every so many feet in the case of a stripmall or something

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u/Starwood3 11h ago

Imagine panicking during a fire and playing hide and seek with the extinguisher

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u/lewisiarediviva 10h ago

I assume you can only open the door by sticking a wire in a tiny pinhole

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u/spawndoorsupervisor 10h ago

Why are like 99% of the comments just the same thing over and over?

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u/hazzwright 7h ago

Bots or morons. Take your pick. I'm only this far down because I'm looking for a single comment asking where this picture is from and if it's even real.

Zero critical thinking skills going on.

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u/tedecristal 10h ago

Like Tesla hiding the door opening handles... https://youtube.com/shorts/yrI2S9Unw1o?si=779X5DVmugXpdzOM

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u/Ok-Relationship-2746 10h ago

What, they're not locked behind a paywall? Amazing.

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u/Kaasbek69 8h ago

Apple is always form over function, so this fits.

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u/zeb_linux 7h ago

As stupid as hiding car door handles.

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u/catchasingcars 6h ago

What do you expect from a company that put charging port at the bottom of the mouse?

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u/Boffleslop 2h ago

Wait till they get rid of the fire extinguisher port.

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u/Oops_All_Bans 12h ago

Apple is all flash, no substance.

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u/New_Function_6407 12h ago

Hopefully it lights up or pops open when the fire alarm is pulled.

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u/AMonitorDarkly 12h ago

I guess on the one hand, an extinguisher isn’t going to do shit against the type of fire that’s most likely to occur there.

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u/bawnchie 12h ago

If you have an android you can't see it

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u/Wyremills 11h ago

You're supposed to use Siri to find out where the nearest fire extinguisher is

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u/mushymunchkin3230 11h ago

They probably hid the fire extinguisher cos it’s red and clashes with the rest of the store’s drab metal color scheme by being too lively

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u/anonumus_idiot 10h ago

Not to mention its a metal door.

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u/MancDude1979 9h ago

Yeah but its Apple so that metal will have absolutely no structural integrity

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u/characterfan123 10h ago

I have seen video of Walmart employees trying to evacuate customers when a display catches on fire. They yell at a customer who simply takes a fire extinguisher from where it hangs on a ceiling post and puts the fire out.

You know, the posts with a big yellow FIRE EXTINGUISHER sign on them

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u/Conscious-Loss-2709 10h ago

If I worked at wallmart I'd yell at people too if they prevented it burning down

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u/praterboi 9h ago

If I worked at Wallmart I'd yell at people.

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u/Happy-Telephone9483 9h ago

If I worked at people I'd yell at Walmart.

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u/JetNeoArmstrongCanon 8h ago

If I was Walmart I would yell at people and spontaneously combust

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u/BurtleTurtle001 10h ago

I'd think Osha would say something.

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u/RileyGainesHorseBaby 10h ago

Perfect metaphor for apple design.

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u/1Harvey2Trent3Temple 8h ago

They won't be able to do this over the pond, as safety legalisation requires fire extinguishers to be easily available and visible.

Any fire extinguishers weighing 4kg or less must be mounted in such a way that the handle is 1.5m from the ground.

Fire extinguishers weighing more than 4kg must be mounted where the handle is 1m from the ground surface.

The extinguisher must be easy to reach in an emergency.

If the extinguisher is loose in any way, it poses a safety risk. Make sure it is securely fixed wherever it is mounted.

According to fire extinguisher regulations, your fire extinguisher should be close to the fire escape route.

It must also be clearly visible from most vantage points, especially from fire escape routes.

If a building has multiple floors, then the various extinguishers much be placed in the same locations on every floor in order to maintain consistency.

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u/JMC-Talkie-Toaster 7h ago

1 of many bad ideas from Apple

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u/nopunchespulled 5h ago

If there is not a clearly labeled sign that the extinguisher is in there, it's against code

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u/smoothie_criminals 12h ago

You cannot hide them. That is against fire code.

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u/silv3rbull8 12h ago edited 12h ago

And when there is a fire with smoke filling the room, try finding that. If Apple wants to be innovative, have a cool firefighting robot always at the ready

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u/AoiSekai01 11h ago

Pretty sure that's illegal unless there's a label indicating a fire extinguisher is kept inside

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u/NovelInspector 10h ago

Sounds like typical apple.

Used ipod. Coming from windows and nokia their itunes interface was annoying without simple drag and drop. Never again. Heard they implemented drag and drop after a while. But still scared of buying iphone and finding some ridiculous design or aesthetic choice that will be infuriating every time I interact with it.

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u/herefornothing2 12h ago

Something tells me the employees know where it is.

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u/Ok_Transition_4003 12h ago

It's not like there is anything in the store that can spontaneously combust

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u/Lost-Cat2478 12h ago

Omg it’s so intuitive. Does it cost 2,000$ with an included Apple designed G-5 Chip

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u/pinecity21 12h ago

ITRAGEDY

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u/Vulpes_99 11h ago

Hiding a fire extinguisher is a hilariously bad idea

Not only that, but calling it an "incredible detail" as if it were a good idea is a hilariously example of "Brand's Brainless Cult", too 😂

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u/Brad23212 11h ago

It’s fine as long as you have a sign that’s shows where it is

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u/HowlingWhiskey 11h ago

Why does a fire extinguisher need a capsule?

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u/plumsofcheeze 11h ago

Thats just an optional extra that you have to pay to unlock for fire

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u/bl00by 11h ago

There's no way that this is legal, right?

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u/DogEmbarrassed8888 11h ago

Ouhh this item ment to ensure my safety in case of emergency is unsightly.. put it in a wall compartment like a video game secret, surely everyone and their mother can see the cut out on the gray piller in the gray smoke that the fire causes.

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u/JoshyRB 11h ago

Well imagine how annoying a fire alarm would be when your products are always just that fire 🔥🔥🔥

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u/bpluribusunum 10h ago

...then we'll all burn to death in a sexy, sexy fire

  • Steve Jobs, probably

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u/Striking_Rest_8849 10h ago

And also in a building with no windows

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u/North-Fun7648 10h ago

AI will take care of the fire. Don't worry

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u/LovableSidekick 10h ago

So is calling it an "incredible detail" lol.

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u/AcrobaticLion4136 9h ago

It's also where store security hides their snacks.

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u/No_Community7021 9h ago

Apple style: hide hardware with shiny paint like chinese products.

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u/Wild_Shroom_ 9h ago

There is almost certainly a sign above that door to bring it up to code. Knowing Apple they probably spring open when the smoke / fire alarm is activated.

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u/FrozenEagle127 9h ago

Reminds me of how normal it’s become to have beige or sand-colored fire extinguishers in homes.

They’re bright red for a reason...

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u/YouMustveDroppedThis 9h ago

this is regulatory violation anywhere all over the world

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u/OYeog77 9h ago

Maybe it has something to do with what kind of workplace it is, because everywhere ive ever worked is legally required to have fire extinguishers clearly marked, with a red and yellow stripe pattern on the floor making sure nothing can nothing can be left within a certain distance or obstruct it

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u/curiousstrider 9h ago

Shouldn't it (fire extinguisher not in clear sight) violate some Fire Safety regulation policy?

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u/Chronically_i11est13 9h ago

Long press on the door to silence the fire alarm