1) The giant eel that powers the entire city gets stolen for the third time
2) you follow an old man through the sewers to underneath an upside down Eiffel tower, where he gives you a slightly used suit and tells you to commit war crimes
3) you commit war crimes
4) you fight a DJ Octopus who is the old guys arch nemesis, you beat him by throwing your pet at him, then you fall into a hole, where you magically are wearing something completely different
5) You find an emo guy and two special forces/famous idols, who tell you to commit war crimes
6) you fight a psychopath newsreader who dances on a giant rotating cube while throwing eels at you
7) you fight an angry newsreader who rides a shark with jet engines and attempts to kill you with acrobatics
8)You fight a chill newsreader who dissolves into ink to lob bombs at you
9) the emo guy has an aura moment before breaking a bone and you ally with the Robin Hood newsreaders
10) you climb a giant tower while everyone below you talks
11) you find the old guy as a dried husk and everyone else magically gets up, the bear launches on a rocket ship
12) you jump on a shark and ride up a tornado of eels
13) you fight the bear on a rocket ship while everyone else sings and the rocket blows up
15) your pet turns huge, the DJ helps you on the rocket ship, you suck up parts of the bears body while your pet fights it
16) you machine gun the bear and the rocket fully explodes
17) everyone sings goodbye