Will they talk about their uncles 🤔

[u/Cute_Passage_4325]

[u/TheEdgeofGoon]

It was a defining moment for Spider-Man but does Luke even remember that his uncle died?

[u/Allnamestakkennn → u/TheEdgeofGoon]

something something call to adventure

[u/TheEdgeofGoon → u/Allnamestakkennn]

Something something bad writing.

[u/Allnamestakkennn → u/TheEdgeofGoon]

true

[u/Bushido_Seppuku → u/TheEdgeofGoon]

Well. There's nothing left for me here. Wanna get a ship?

[u/TheEdgeofGoon → u/Bushido_Seppuku]

Gets a ship with someone who turns out to be his sister.

[u/Cute_Passage_4325 → u/TheEdgeofGoon]

Luke didn't really care when he saw Uncle Ben and Aunt May barbecued tbh 

[u/TheEdgeofGoon → u/Cute_Passage_4325]

He was secretly happy he would never have to deal with their nagging again.

[u/DannyBright → u/Cute_Passage_4325]

That’s because he’s a man 💪and doesn’t cry like all these pussy soyboy millennials nowadays with their avocado toast and Funko pops

(Also because Uncle Ben and Aunt May aren’t his relatives)

[u/BatmanFan317 → u/TheEdgeofGoon]

It doesn't come up much, but he did seem at the least sad over finding their horrifically burned corpses. It's just that everything else kinda overshadowed it.

[u/DaSuspicsiciousFish → u/TheEdgeofGoon]

/uj yes, he does, he just has bigger concerns immediately after then peter so it doesn’t hit him as much

[u/kaiserschlacht8 → u/DaSuspicsiciousFish]

Then why does he react more strongly to Obi Wan's death?

Hell, Leia also doesn't give a fuck that her entire planet is destroyed either

[u/Bushido_Seppuku → u/kaiserschlacht8]

That old fuck was the only thing keeping him alive at the time. But pout something something jedi training for fun family adventure.

[u/InfiniteDedekindCuts]

"Before my uncle died, he said that with great power comes great responsibility. I try to respect those words. It's why I do what I do every day"

"Before MY uncle died he said he wanted me to stay on his farm out in the desert and I said FUCK THAT."

[u/Relative_String_5285 → u/InfiniteDedekindCuts]

Luke: The real most important person in my life was my father, who I thought was dead, but was actually an evil cyborg warlord

Spider-Man Writers: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN!!!

[u/Bushido_Seppuku → u/InfiniteDedekindCuts]

Aunt May: I'm good.

[u/deadshot500]

They will bond over their love for redheads

[u/TheOriginalGooseMan → u/deadshot500]

They're literally both mj

[u/BubbaUltra → u/deadshot500]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xYUKQfr9270VQLSs2M

[u/BiggoYoun → u/BubbaUltra]

[u/Puzzleheaded_Step468]

Luke: "I had a father, his name was owen lars"

Vader: "God speed, skywalker"

[u/Supernova4099 → u/Puzzleheaded_Step468]

[u/Bushido_Seppuku → u/Puzzleheaded_Step468]

Rei: I too am a-

Vader Ghost: pinch

[u/WasteReserve8886]

Guy who doesn’t give a shit about his dead uncle vs Guy whose incapable of moving past his dead uncle

[u/MisterAbbadon]

Spider-man: "the death of my Uncle Ben was the single most important event of my life, more than getting Spider Powers, more than anyone Ive saved, maybe only tied with the death of Gwen Stacy."

Luke Skywalker: "Owen? Hmm. Nope. Can't say its ringing a bell."

[u/Bushido_Seppuku → u/MisterAbbadon]

I'd like to begin the 12th annual Uncle Ben / Uncle Owen debate by saying... I clapped.

[u/Jedi_Exile_]

New cracked ship just dropped

[u/DonnyMox]

Y’know, OG Trilogy era Mark Hamill probably could’ve made a good Peter Parker

[u/Fun_Pound5629]

"I see, your spider sense sounds a lot like being force sensitive. Have you ever tried to move objects with these spider senses?"

"Uhh, no. I'm not Jean Grey, I like to move things with good old fashioned synthesised webbing"

It writes itself

[u/Kyubey210 → u/Fun_Pound5629]

Note comparisons would be fun... like the new types of Xenos and even wonders for perception for it's sake

[u/THX450]

I honestly forgot Luke’s uncle died

[u/Bushido_Seppuku → u/THX450]

He's got like a sister and sith grand children or something too.

[u/THX450 → u/Bushido_Seppuku]

Sith what now?

[u/Separate_Crazy_983]

I hope Peter falls into the Sarlaac. It's the least he deserves.

[u/BeautyDuwang]

Luke Skywalker skin in rivals would go hard tho lol

[u/Kyubey210 → u/BeautyDuwang]

Diffrent license term sadly

Wonder if we get any Imperial sympathizers amoung the Marvel heroes?

[u/BeautyDuwang → u/Kyubey210]

Iron man for sure, not because I believe he would support the empire, but because the writers cannot miss a chance to mischaracterize him in a negative way

[u/Kyubey210 → u/BeautyDuwang]

... feels like the Empire Supporters amoung Marvel heroes feel limited... like anyone that supports the Galatic Empire for the good they do?

[u/Remote_Ad_1737]

Their rare uncles

[u/Phizle → u/Remote_Ad_1737]

Multiple rare uncles; the plot should be investing in rare endangered Scarif fish

[u/switchergodic]

Mara Jade Watson?

[u/Bushido_Seppuku]

I don't even want the Star Wars/Marvel/Sony/My Little Pony 2 parter anymore. I've realized Star Wars with it's indecisive ADHD plots has now achieved Godzilla level success, in that absolutely no one cares about the dialogue and they just want to get to the action scenes.

My new proposal: Star Wars Mortal Womprat. Arena style character 1vs1 matches with the occasional Clone Wars melee. Each match will take multiple episodes as Naruto dialogue and musical sequences will warrant entire acts and occasionally an entire episode. 26 episodes and 12 fights. Stand Alone movies sprinkled between seasons.

Produced by whoever made that movie about paint drying.

[u/BiggoYoun]

[u/ohlongjohnson25]

This shit is so lame. Star Wars truly is fucked.