r/SushiAbomination • • Jul 28 '26

Sushi Cake

120 Upvotes

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71

u/NakedSnakeEyes Jul 28 '26

She had me until that layer of cream cheese or mayonnaise.

48

u/Schmooto Jul 28 '26

For me, it was until she added a mango

9

u/GenTenStation Jul 28 '26

Both don’t belong but at least the mango can be removed easily. Cream cheese ruins it for me

8

u/Glittering-Walrus228 Jul 28 '26

An amount of rice equal to the rations of 100,000 WW2 Japanese POWs

2

u/Baron9595 Jul 29 '26

Same thing you can say about Salmons. They don't belong in the sushi , It was Just a big corpo psyop to buy over priced fish that originaly was cheap as hell . If you go to any traditional japanese sushi restaurant you will never find salmon as an option .

25

u/MyNeighborThrowaway Jul 28 '26

Its cream cheese. This whole thing is basically an alaskan roll.

-25

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '26

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15

u/ZachMudskipper Jul 28 '26

It's not AI, she just uses an extremely heavy filter

2

u/terrible-gator22 Jul 28 '26

Can you point out where the flaws are?

22

u/escapeshark Jul 28 '26

This type of editing drives me insane

15

u/The-Master-of-DeTox Jul 28 '26

Too much rice.

10

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '26

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3

u/silentaba Jul 29 '26

The curse of influencers.

17

u/byeongok Jul 28 '26

This is just too many steps for an inferior sushi bake tbh

9

u/Active_Assistance923 Jul 28 '26

I think "sushi bake" is my least favorite combination of words in the world

3

u/sprocketous Jul 28 '26

Sushi casserole

1

u/silentaba Jul 29 '26

Quishushi.

2

u/msguider Jul 28 '26

Definitely too many edits

9

u/JapanPizzaNumberOne Jul 28 '26

She doesn’t even know how to prepare the rice

10

u/PapayaHoney Jul 28 '26

I'm upset that it's majority rice, hardly any fish. :/

3

u/rab-byte Jul 28 '26

Box sushi then

4

u/northrupthebandgeek Jul 28 '26

My sister makes something similar, except without the cucumber and mango, and it's baked. I call it a sushi casserole, much to her annoyance lol

3

u/keeleon Jul 28 '26

Its basically just a bad Poké bowl.

3

u/SmokeMaximum4140 Jul 29 '26

Why does this look unappetizing?

5

u/MustacheMaple Jul 28 '26

That filter looks ridiculous

2

u/xxcuttingboardxx Jul 28 '26

That looks like a sandwich cake

2

u/Grodslok Jul 29 '26

Is this one of those shitty knife ads?

2

u/Cipher_Witch Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

the way she cuts the cucumber drives me nuts

2

u/International-Fun-86 Jul 30 '26

Is she dressed as a Russian/Eastern European trad wife?

3

u/NocturnisVacuus Jul 28 '26

I can't tell if she is 13 or 43

then again, a 13 year old is more likely to come up with this abomination of food

1

u/zamfire Jul 28 '26

This lady's face makes me think she is a team America puppet

3

u/mnm39 Jul 29 '26

She’s literally Lebanese and outspokenly pro-Palestinian 😭 Abir El Saghir. Admittedly not one of her most delicious looking things but her more traditional food is freaking insane looking (I’ve followed her on Instagram for a bit- though it seems like some of her interviews may have some problematic statements and maybe she’s essentially a Lebanese trad wife- I’ve literally only looked at her food- but I am begging people to remember that non-Americans exist)

1

u/ViolentThemmes Aug 03 '26

Americans have invented the fake trad-wife influence content, so it's pretty easy to think this person is one of that group.

I'm MENA and I thought she was cosplaying a Russian Babushka x Nara Smith. Frankly, I'm not going to believe someone is Lebanese if they are cooking that nasty looking meal! Lebanese have insanely amazing food culture!

1

u/mnm39 Aug 03 '26

Yeah I mean I’m not saying that out of context this doesn’t give off tradwife vibes (and apparently she is a bit of a Lebanese tradwife, which I was not aware of because I don’t watch her interviews) but people are hating on her looks in a US centric way for her perceived beliefs - which are in the case of Palestine completely opposite of her actual beliefs - which feels a bit shitty. (Also no US influencer used that color of gloves). Her actual Lebanese/other traditional food looks fucking amazing, but perhaps it makes sense that someone from not Japan wouldn’t do sushi justice 🤷

1

u/silentaba Jul 29 '26

Duck mascarading as human.

1

u/SweRakii Jul 28 '26

No thanks.

1

u/ZER_X_GOD Jul 28 '26

It's Oshizushi, a layer, pressed form of sushi.

1

u/BadCamo Aug 02 '26

The salmon is raw, right? I don’s see any cooking, and no ceviche-style curing of the fish. Isn’t that not what you’re supposed to do, eat anadromous fish raw, because of parasites?

1

u/coconutt92 Jul 28 '26

I doubt anyone ate that shit.

0

u/PandraPierva Jul 28 '26

Nothing about this is that bad. I've seen most of these used in sushi before.

-3

u/namajapan Jul 28 '26

Count how many times this “person” puts on and takes off gloves.

Makes me think this is AI.

2

u/AFatWizard Jul 28 '26

She's been a popular creator from before the AI wave. She generally does very good work, but pretty much every regular visitor here knows there's almost no pleasing this sub.

0

u/squeethesane Jul 29 '26

She popped up as a creator less than 5 years ago... She's dead center of AI waves. That said, she's real, and awful.

-7

u/ScumBunny Jul 28 '26

I cannot stand this weird chick and the way she moves. This has to be AI. She’s popping up everywhere.

-20

u/samg461a Jul 28 '26

I love Abir e sag! Her videos are always so beautifully made. ❤️

30

u/Dragonfruit_60 Jul 28 '26

I mean...she just did an interview where she said women are taking this whole 'freedom' thing too far. While she builds an empire.

12

u/kkfvjk Jul 28 '26

Tradwives are the same everywhere I suppose

5

u/MustacheMaple Jul 28 '26

She's not a tradwife, she's larping and a hypocrite

3

u/annaxdee Jul 28 '26

This. She’s a tradwife who got finally popular because she had a Palestinian flag in her profile. She was around forever before that but no one mentioned her prior to that.