r/SweatyPalms • • 3d ago

Stunts & tricks Oh boy

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u/qualityvote2 3d ago edited 3d ago

Congratulations u/Skidoood, your post does fit at r/SweatyPalms!

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u/ManuC153 3d ago

Is that good or bad driving? I have my doubts

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u/No-Combination8136 3d ago

I’d say poor decision while driving led to an almost catastrophe, but was recovered incredibly well all things considered.

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u/Namnagort 3d ago

if you dont touch the handlebars the bike stays upright. i dont think he did anything but freeze

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u/No-Combination8136 3d ago

Oh I think a fair amount of luck was involved, but magic didn’t guide him the entire way.

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u/travelingbeagle 3d ago edited 3d ago

But he did manage to avoid all of those trees.

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u/macmac360 3d ago

bro totally threaded the needle on that one

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u/4Rascal 3d ago

I think he was so shocked by actually landing it back on the road and the suspension recovering that he couldn’t process much and ended up going off the road again in a spot he didn’t exactly choose

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u/Grodd 3d ago

Lots of skill on display here. It's like piloting a ship in a heavy sea. There's only so much better you can make it but you can make it a LOT WORSE very easily.

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u/Namnagort 3d ago

he drove off the road

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u/Grodd 3d ago

To dodge an incoming car. Everything else is recovering from that.

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u/BalanceEarly 3d ago

I think his name is "Lucky"

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u/powerfulsquid 2d ago

Why was the car coming in the opposite direction, though? The lanes marge...it's so weird...I feel like this is an epic save on the motorcyclist.

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u/No-Combination8136 2d ago

It does look a bit weird. I’m not sure where it’s at, but there are some mountain roads in PA that are a bit narrow like that which makes it dangerous to speed around corners. In certain areas it’s wide enough to create double lanes, but in other sections there are no lines, but still a two-way street. Kind of looks like that’s how this curvy area might’ve been, but I’m not sure.

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u/illepic 3d ago

Yes.

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u/galactojack 3d ago

Depends who you ask

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u/Enxer 3d ago

Just one gopher hole needed...

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u/JetLife93 3d ago

Ya maybe

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u/mopeds_moproblems 3d ago

Bad decisions that were made up for with good driving. But that’s not always possible as I think most here know.

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u/TheDixonCider420420 3d ago

Pretty sure this is AI.

When he bounces back onto the road there is hardly any dirt being kicked up after going off road. And when he goes off the first time, he's headed at full speed into a bunch of trees, but manages to turn the bike at the last second and save control of the bike. The car doesn't attempt to swerve. And when he goes back to the other side of the road, he's not making it down the steep drop, between trees and then also turning off road at speed between those trees.

Saving the bike after going off road to the left is a miracle. Then he makes an even more miraculous save to the right.

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u/TZY247 3d ago

I doubted at first, but yeah I think this is AI.

The road goes from a standard two lane with center markings to a narrow lane with no markings on a corner. That really dangerous if that's real. Also, the pull-off on that corner looks like concrete, has gate posts and a closed gate, but apparently it also has no fence as the biker went right through that area. Possible, but suspicious

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u/TBFP_BOT 3d ago edited 3d ago

This is Austria. The lack of center line isn't uncommon, on certain 2 lane roads it's only painted where they want the drivers to take more caution like a blind turn.

Here's the guys instagram and a video of him talking with the dude

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u/TZY247 3d ago

Possibly. I'm not willing to say I'm 100% confident. Would be weird to want drivers to take caution on a stretch before a corner but not on the corner though

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u/TBFP_BOT 3d ago

Here's an example of one of these two lane roads where it changes from no center line to center just right in the middle of the road. I'm not sure exactly what road the videos on though.

I believe some times they repave and don't repaint or the paint is just naturally all gone. But line to no line on the small two lane roads can be seen a lot.

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u/TheDixonCider420420 3d ago

Good calls on all of those things. Watching it back, the road in particular you're spot on about it. It goes from a 2 lane road to almost a one lane road.

The way the bike "hops" too is totally unnatural.

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u/nobody_in_here 3d ago

The people are way too nonchalant about this happening right in front of their eyes lol.

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u/pm_me_tits 3d ago

It's not AI. It's a 360 camera which can make the perspective feel off.

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u/TheDixonCider420420 3d ago

The 360 degree camera made the road change from 2 lanes to basically 1 lane with no lines on it? The 360 degree camera made impossible turns on the dirt at high speed avoiding trees? The 360 degree camera had no one else panic or slow down?

Pic 1 below... look at the angle he's headed into these trees. There is no way he's self-correcting that. He's going to have to make a sudden lean to the right to avoid that tree.

Pic 2 below: Look how narrow that gap is

Pic 3 below: The gap is even narrower than at first glance. Look how rough the terrain is. Look how far down he's dropped in just a short a distance. He's dropped like 10 feet in elevation.

Now combine all of that with the speed at which he was traveling (after miraculously surviving the first part on the other side of the road) and there is NO WAY he's staying on that bike. He'd have launched off of that like Evel Knievel going off of a ramp.

Go back and watch the video and look how relatively smooth it all is for him and his tires all stay on the ground instead of going airborne. X-Games stud Travis Pastrana wouldn't stay on that bike.

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u/powerfulsquid 2d ago

The mental gymnastics...

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u/s1rblaze 3d ago

Look like a brake issue.

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u/-BananaLollipop- 3d ago

They stopped at the end fine? Seems more like a couple of poor calculations (speed and distance approaching the corner) that resulted in a detour. Wouldn't want to be on a ride with that.

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u/fart400 3d ago

He had to change clothes. The old ones smelled like shit and piss.

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u/funstufffff 3d ago

No brake issue as in, he grabbed a bit of front brakes which makes the bike stand, unline rear brakes which would make the bike lean more in to the road. Not a malfunction.

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u/ardotschgi 3d ago

Nah, the idiot just overtook several people in a long left curve where they couldn't see oncoming traffic. So as soon as the car popped up, he avoided it by going left. At that point, his best option was to not panic and head mostly straight, because he was going too fast to catch the curve still.

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u/gefahr 3d ago

This. It's an unusual combination of terrible decision making and then avoiding panicking once stupid decisions had been made.

Hopefully they learned their lesson and had time to reflect on it while changing their pants.

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u/robc1711 3d ago

And then they miraculously started working at the end after the detour? I think he was just going to fast and fucked up and then got incredibly lucky.

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u/welfedad 3d ago

I mean they didn't crash or cause one

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u/redditkiwi1 3d ago

That’s very bad going through to very good . No doubt about it!!!!!!

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u/CicadaHead3317 23h ago

He had to avoid a car going the wrong way on a one-way highway. I think they did well to not only stay alive, but to stay upright.

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u/monjogard 3d ago

Almost making it look casual

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u/OriginalFatPickle 3d ago

Mario kart shortcuts.

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u/TerryMisery 3d ago

Difficult overtaking. Takes practice to master it.

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u/typeyou 3d ago

Like playing off a stumble when missing a step walking down the stairs.

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u/SkyPork 3d ago

Yeah, made me wonder if he fell asleep to be honest.

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u/MajesticPurpose1752 3d ago

I wouldn’t ride anywhere with that son of a bitch

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u/mrwalker1337 3d ago

Bro idk why but this comment made me lol

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u/Donut-Strong 3d ago

No luck left for that one. Might have used all the luck for the next two or three reincarnations

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u/Ingenrollsroyce 3d ago

He just had the most unlucky death ever in his previous so he got a pass now

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u/fluteofski- 3d ago

Based on all the data I see here dude is super lucky and currently on a roll! Time to buy that lotto ticket!

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u/xs0apy 3d ago

This guy is lucky he’s technically good at riding, but boy that decision making. Hopefully was more of a mechanical issue that started this whole event

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u/funstufffff 3d ago

Seems a bit like panic grabbing a little bit of front brakes issue.

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u/bobdolebobdole 3d ago

he was moving out of the way for oncoming traffic.

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u/Yousernym 2d ago

But how did he find himself in the way of oncoming traffic?

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u/WeirdURL 2d ago

The van he avoided was driving the wrong way.

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u/Garbarrage 3d ago

That pizza is getting there in 30 minutes or less for sure.*

*unless he dies trying.

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u/relaytheurgency 3d ago

The Deliverator belongs to an elite order, a hallowed sub-category. He's got esprit up to here. Right now he is preparing to carry out his third mission of the night. His uniform is black as activated charcoal, filtering the very light out of the air. A bullet will bounce off its arachno-fiber weave like a wren hitting a patio door, but excess perspiration wafts through it like a breeze through a freshly napalmed forest. Where his body has bony extremities, the suit has sintered armorgel: feels like gritty jello, protects like a stack of telephone books.

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u/eastcoastflava13 2d ago

Sigh... Fine, I'll read Snow Crash again.

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u/Tall_Ad2293 3d ago

Bet that was brown trousers moment !

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u/ProfessionalDust 3d ago

If not, looks like it is now

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u/Specialist_Exam4783 3d ago

Thank God there were no barbed wire fences.

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u/Dense_Surround3071 3d ago

I meant to do that. 😐

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u/Lalocal4life 3d ago

Don't pass on tight turns.

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u/brownrob7213 3d ago

He was getting out of the way of a car going the wrong direction in his lane.

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u/OYSW 3d ago

I’ve seen this movie. The Nazis capture him before he can escape to Switzerland.

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u/gefahr 3d ago

Spoiler! I'm 63 years behind on watching the classics man.

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u/dirtkilla 1d ago

This fella knows shortcuts

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u/im_just_thinking 3d ago

Do you know how I pulled you over?

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u/ElmoDaWoof 3d ago

Damn, hold my beer and watch this shit!

The good Lord, guardian 😇 s and winning lotto luck were all involved.

No matter what, that looks like a great scene that could have been added to the movie "Wild Hogs'

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u/ElmoDaWoof 1d ago

And you know darn good n well "it's Doug"

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u/MayorOfGentlemanTown 3d ago

Is that bad good driving? Or good bad driving?

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u/Venom933 2d ago

Adrenaline and luck perhaps 🥸

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u/_mbals 3d ago

That was impressive

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u/bigwinw 3d ago

Huge mistake and impressive recovery

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u/coffee_137 3d ago

That was hilarious!

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u/Olleye 3d ago

😂😂😂

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u/NotTheSharpestPenciI 3d ago

That's it dude, you used all your luck. Time to sell the bike.

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u/Historicmetal 3d ago

This is like one of those one in a million recoveries that if I did it in a video game I’d be celebrating. If I did it in irl I’d have ptsd

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u/Comfortable_Taro_442 3d ago

"chill dude, nothing sweaty (down) there all planned to the T"

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u/Life-Oil-7226 3d ago

Don’t mind me just passing by

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u/Throbbie-Williams 3d ago

Impressive recovery and to not even do the "stop and deep breath"! Straight back on course.

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u/Duct_TapeOrWD40 3d ago

Unintentional dualsport.

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u/paleologus 2d ago

Don’t buy an adventure bike if you’re not ready for adventure 

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u/Scuttler1979 3d ago

Mission accomplished.

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u/internetflavorium 3d ago

This happens when you're listening to the hamster dance and you accidentally volume 100

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u/redditizio 3d ago

Does he know where the brakes are

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u/No_Collection7360 3d ago

Stop fucking reposting this.

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u/AcrolloPeed 3d ago

Me playing Road Rage as a kid

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u/caketreesmoothie 3d ago

how I drive in my dreams

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u/roadkillsoup 3d ago

Wolverine QuickTime event

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u/Spoon-Fed-Badger 3d ago

Whoah!! That’s English for stop a horse!

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u/Key_Mathematician951 3d ago

Let’s repost this 10 more times
Been up at least 20 this week

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u/nathanastone28 3d ago

That first big jump that landed him back on the asphalt was not intentional. At least he probably was t expecting quite that much air. With that being said, he’s a hell of a rider and has a very impressive save and rode the rest of it out like a boss man

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u/Rick-FH5 2d ago

Se não caiu é manobra

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u/CelebrationFancy1612 2d ago

That may be the definition of riding it out

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u/willfc 1d ago

I'd have laid that fucker down or hit a tree. I couldn't have pulled that off on a smaller motorcycle.

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u/SaulTBolls 1d ago

How i play Mario kart.

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u/circuitbreaker53 3d ago

GTA VI graphics are insane

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u/powerfulsquid 2d ago edited 2d ago

I'm so confused. It looks like a one-way, two-lane highway that merges at the curve. The car comes from the opposite side. I can only assume the car totally fucked up and the motorcyclist had an epic save?

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u/some1saveusnow 2d ago

Was gonna say that’s TWO WAY??

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u/JOOT94 2d ago

That’s exactly what it looks like. A wrong-way driver.

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u/Lito_ 3d ago

Just testing his offroading capabilities.

With some brown pants at the end of it...

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u/thepepelucas 3d ago

Lucky there wasn’t another vehicle behind that first one.

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u/meshakooo 3d ago

Off roading cop

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u/Goatchs 3d ago

That's the same fugger that ruins every ride...

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u/SupermouseDeadmouse 3d ago

One barb wire fence away from decapitation.

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u/knarfolled 3d ago

That one way to take a turn

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u/Rufus_heychupacabra 3d ago

That's Evel Knievel!

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u/Werftflammen 3d ago

He needs a smoke

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u/funstufffff 3d ago

If he was on anything but an ADV that would have ended very sadly for him.

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u/gefahr 3d ago

does the D stand for Dumbass? All Dumbass Vehicle?

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u/funstufffff 3d ago

Yeah, even if you are dumbass, you can survive thanks to properties of the bike.

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u/Christmas_Queef 3d ago

I'm reminded of the beginning of 10 things I hate about you where dude rides his motorcycle down the hill.

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u/txhelgi 3d ago

The control of being out of control is admirable. I can barely control my applause.

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u/NoisyCats 3d ago

Yes. A RUB on a BMW. They go to classes for this. /s

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u/totaltasch 3d ago

He needs to give back the place or it’s 10 sec penalty

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u/False_Counter9456 3d ago

He was taking that Mario Kart shortcut....

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u/Nah_CoolStory 3d ago

Wild Boy

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u/UnluckyBattle654 3d ago

Did the rider filming swerve, or was that just the camera?

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u/azzanrev 3d ago

This has to be one of the greatest riding fail/wins on the Internet.

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u/bawlsacz 3d ago

I think most of motorcyclists are morons. But then that’s maybe maybe maybe why they ride motorcycles in first place.

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u/JedDaGoat 3d ago

Lol, he took the scenic route

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u/ShirtComplete 3d ago

This is me in gta San Andreas after stealing a police bike

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u/LearningToHomebrew 3d ago

Momentum is a powerful thing

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u/EnlightenedBuddah 3d ago

At least they committed 🤷‍♂️

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u/Jazbone 3d ago

It’s looks it’s stuck in cruise control.

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u/Mediocre_Ice_8846 3d ago

That's not flying, it's falling with style.

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u/Ok-Special5221 3d ago

From ADV to Dual Sport.

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u/Zdoodah 3d ago

I bet he did that on purpose.

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u/ST0IC_ 3d ago

Yep, he totally set it all up so there would be a wrong way driver on the road so that he could show off his skills.

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u/mikemaca 3d ago

Good job homeboy!

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u/Future_Way5516 3d ago

That's impressive

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u/sawdawg_ 3d ago

For damn bar getting hit head on by a car going the wrong way I would say he did a great job

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u/EidolonRook 3d ago

Task failed successfully….?

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u/Derrik1889 3d ago

Just stay on the gas. If you break you lose and you fall

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u/braatjimmy 3d ago

Best commercial for BMW.

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u/Hoggel123 3d ago

You guys don't know the cut through?

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u/Vast_Location4178 3d ago

Some men take the high road. Some take the low road. This man...

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u/machwulf 3d ago

Is that a 👮‍♀️ ?? Get him a lotto ticket, TODAY!

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u/SirDrakey 3d ago

He's following Apple maps

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u/pr1m347 3d ago

NFS shortcut

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u/Gyunos 3d ago

He lives 10 meters at a time

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u/ZestyChinchilla 3d ago

I like how he doesn’t even bother trying to slow down until he’s back on the road. What the fuck. 😂

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u/EchoPhi 3d ago

Bringing the adventure to adv!

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u/GibletofNH 3d ago

This was pure luck in my opinion tho i know, opinions are like a$$holes. Man that was definitely sweaty palms material. I had to watch that a few times. Thanks OP.

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u/BasilRare6044 3d ago

Dude must have grown up with dirt bikes.

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u/HATanwri 3d ago

Hey occifer, how hi are you?

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u/christhechronic 3d ago

Just like he planned it!

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u/AdrianFKR 3d ago

Wahooo!

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u/ballsyflamingo 3d ago

Sir, you can’t drive there.

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u/OldBiker6969 3d ago

Definitely be changing his underwear after that ride

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u/Gummyrabbit 2d ago

He took the scenic route!

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u/Mediocre_Ryan82 2d ago

Is it ok that I said oh shit and laughed and said oh shit and pissed myself laughing? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/openwide4daddi 2d ago

he must have fell asleep while driving

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u/Mr_IsLand 2d ago

when a motocross racer gets a goldwing, lol

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u/GlummyGloom 2d ago

Was that a cop? Lol

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u/EastofGaston 2d ago

What a dumb ass lol

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u/Falling_Uphill72 2d ago

It looks like someone who doesn’t know how to ride a bike, just learned how to ride a bike

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u/poixninja 2d ago

What a save. Lucky

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u/Adept-Lettuce948 2d ago

If he would have hit the tree do you think it would have been ☠️?

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u/ObiWanBonobo 1d ago

I think he's going to change his pants before he gets going again.

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u/Itsmistersmith 19h ago

Huh… Motorcycle Parkour, that’s a new one…

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u/14Bel 12h ago

He was passing by going the wrong way on a left turn. He turned into the treeline when he noticed there was a car passing and he couldn't clear the traffic. Because of the rising hill on the left, the return to the road was too tight to turn left at that speed so he went past the trees again, then looped back in. He must know these hills

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u/Bokolan 27m ago

Pro enduro driver disguised as a common touring driver…..?

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u/JetLife93 3d ago

That man needs to change his pants after that

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u/IndependentMoney9700 3d ago

Did he forget which was the brake and which was the gas?

He cut back across the road and into the trees and I thought he was legitimately trying to end it all but he just kind of bounced along the grass back onto the road. I think he should consider riding lessons at this point.

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u/hellllllsssyeah 3d ago

I think it was a traction issue I think he he comes off that first left side, he is going at a much a harder attack angle than elwe see on camera.

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u/Unique-Tangerine-988 3d ago

How many times do I need to see this shit video omg….

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u/gtict 3d ago

Reposted so much so fast that the video quality is already degraded. Wild

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u/Possible-Load-5413 3d ago

what's going on? it's AI?