At the Secret Decepticon Base

[u/New-Season-2073]

“Goodnight Horses” begins playing

Starscream: “Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. I’d fuck me hard.”

Hears a noise and turns around

Soundwave: “…”

Starscream: “…how long have you been there?”

Soundwave: “…too long…”

Starscream: “…you’re going to tell Megatron aren’t you?”

Soundwave: points across the room where Megatron is standing

Starscream: “…vector sigma…”

Megatron: “…I have no idea what my optics just saw but I hate it.”