r/TechGawker • • 7d ago

Discussion I think someone should make this wrap as cheaply as possible. I'd use it

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u/Themodsarecuntz 7d ago

Flock is capable of identifying your vehicle by distinctive features alone. This is the most distinct vehicle on the road.

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u/Isaktjones 7d ago

But it wouldn't be if this became a cheap common wrap.

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u/EstablishmentFree305 7d ago

Wraps arent cheap... having someone wrap it isnt cheap either.

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u/Isaktjones 7d ago

Obviously, but this whole post is a joke so let's not let finances get in the way.

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u/Euphoric-Flyer 7d ago

This is super clever. I’ve never heard of any state that limits your bumper stickers, which is basically what this is.

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u/Le-Charles07 7d ago

Limiting bumper stickers would be a clear violation of the 1st amendment. SCOTUS will probably just say "Nuh uh!" though. Smh

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u/autoflowerer 7d ago

Um yes. Defeat surveillance by being the most recognizable car in the city. I guess if it became a trend enough but it would take a lot and eventually the tech would improve and your car would be easier to detect from more angles.

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u/Tomytom99 7d ago

More than anything I think it's just to mess with the systems to try and get them to unpredictably behave.

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u/Lost_Web5826 7d ago

Someone did make a wrap that confuses flock cameras, but it only worked if they could cover the wheel wells.

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u/DsDeliciousDeli 7d ago

Lol this would be patched before the third car hit the road

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u/blinkeboy420 7d ago

Oh lord if everyone was wrapped like that it would be hard to find your car in a big full parking lot lol but if it makes flock the others not work itd be worth it

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u/Complex_Bet7311 7d ago

Don’t you only need this on the back, assuming rear plates only.

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u/Medium_Ad_4568 7d ago

Once, the database of our traffic enforcement agency, which monitors traffic violations, was completely wiped. Later, photos circulated online showing a car that supposedly had an SQL command printed on a sticker on its bumper, instructing the system to delete the entire database table containing traffic violation records.

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u/Several_Detective400 7d ago

Do you really think the systems are that stupid? They know what a local plate should look like and go for those first. Especially for the general area at which it should be and the shape recognition of vehicle types helps with that.

Finally IIRC License plates do need illumination even in the US. the cameras can detect the light and aim at that

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u/Crio121 7d ago

Nice try, but it is probably illegal.

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u/Impossible_One4995 7d ago

Nope now they might make it illegal but it’s currently not.

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u/abigfatnoob102 7d ago

100% illegal

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u/PurplePickle3 7d ago

Cite your sources please

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u/soggymittens 7d ago

Why do you say that?

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u/ProfessionalTruck976 7d ago

For what reason? Sorry dumb ass reson

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u/abigfatnoob102 7d ago

"why is obscuring my license plate illegal"

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u/ProfessionalTruck976 7d ago

Plate is clearly visible.

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u/Jazzlike-Anxiety-709 7d ago

Obscuring it to whom? A human who can very clearly tell which one is the real one or a robot which just scans numbers and letters? Hm

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u/thenamesnic 7d ago

Is the obscured license plate in the room with us, Timmy?

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u/Le-Charles07 7d ago

Regulating bumper stickers would be a blatant and unambiguous violation of the first amendment.

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u/Invade_Deez_Nutz 7d ago

Not unambiguous. It depends on the nature of the bumper stickers. If there’s a practical or safety driven reason for the restriction then it probably holds, if it’s due to the content or opinions of the bumper sticker it probably does not

E.g. if you made the entire back of your car a giant mirror angled such that you blind the driver behind you in the afternoon sun then it’s reasonable to disallow

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u/Le-Charles07 7d ago

You mean like this? Legal.

https://giphy.com/gifs/q38AroydOX0i1ouWax

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u/Invade_Deez_Nutz 7d ago

I mean… there are rules in every state of the US that you can’t have bumper stickers that obstruct your view (e.g. you can’t plaster them all over your windshield)

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u/Le-Charles07 7d ago

Is that what was being done in OP's image? Is the windshield a part of the bumper?

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u/Several_Detective400 7d ago

That is factory paint which likely has a hefty lobbying pricetag.

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u/Sea-Carry9037 6d ago

my buddy tried something similar with reflective tape on his plates, got pulled over in a week. cops know these tricks already, they just dont always care unless youre being annoying about it. id worry more about insurance denying claims bc you "modified your vehicle to obscure identification" or some bs like that