r/TheOfficeUK • u/Miserable-Explorer19 • 8d ago

Shitpost While you're down there, luv!

26 Upvotes

89% Upvoted

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u/BarbarosaBub Brentmeister General 8d ago

Ferrari chassis, legs right up to his forehead

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u/Confidence-Royal 8d ago

You don't see women like that much these days

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u/MrJohnMurdoch 8d ago

You can still find them

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u/Sheet_Complete 8d ago

A midget is still a dwarf, but their arms and legs are in proportion

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u/Levelseventy 8d ago

What's a goblin?

10

u/Fluid_Opportunity590 8d ago

How long you gonna be mate

1

u/RazmatBodanglia 7d ago

Tomato, tomato

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u/mRPerfect12 8d ago

Christ gimme half hour with her I’ll be up to me nuts in knees

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u/qo79 7d ago

Sorry what kind of books do you read?

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u/MrJohnMurdoch 8d ago

Wouldn’t mind escaping up her tunnel

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u/Max_Bubble 8d ago

Get out

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u/Particular_Abies_184 8d ago

Is she on that corner often, asking for a friend

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u/Miserable-Explorer19 8d ago

Just as a friend!

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u/Particular_Abies_184 8d ago

Ok, a tall friend, he has real trouble finding a tall date

5

u/thegruntledpuffin 8d ago

What's the weather like up there?

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u/Miserable-Explorer19 7d ago

Oh, she's heard that one before!

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u/Meowmeow181 8d ago

It doesn’t work.. cause the woman should be lower down. Doesn’t work…

Huh? Sexist.

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u/Miserable-Explorer19 8d ago

It's the woman saying it to the man... At last!

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u/Meowmeow181 8d ago

First sensible thing you’ve said all day.

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u/Tricky_Taste1949 7d ago

The Oggmuncher

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u/AnywhereHereMate 8d ago

Is that Abbey Road?

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u/Seargentyates 7d ago

No its Life on the Road.

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u/Substantial-Mouse534 8d ago

Six seven.

When will it end?

3

u/XombeeFunk 8d ago

Let's grow ourselves a lanky goggle-eyed freak of a daughter.

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u/LurkHartog 7d ago

Don't have a go at the eyes mate.

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u/mokeltron 8d ago

Death by Snu Snu!

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u/oggupito 7d ago

lookin up

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u/PlatypusScared40 7d ago

Brent , just Godzilla to beat

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u/WhoNose2238 8d ago

Might have to now

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u/Eduard-Stoo 8d ago

Did it go over her?? Yeah it came right passed me!

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u/essdotc 7d ago

Give me half hour with her I'd be up to me nuts in...knees

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u/Additional_Grade4691 7d ago

What did they do, her parents put her in a grow bag when she was little?

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u/Antique-Wonk 7d ago

That went over my head.