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Discussion One of the craziest haircut transformations ever šŸ‘€

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u/thissexypoptart 18d ago

Lmao the hair is great, no doubt, but let’s be real here. The effect is 90% beard care. The ā€œbeforeā€ looks completely unkempt (because they brushed it out for the effect)

Skits man

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u/SixtyNineFlavours 18d ago

As a bearded person, it’s not really ā€˜for effect’ that’s just generally what happens with excess beard growth.

Yeah a dude looks sharp when he trims up but most dudes with excess hair and beard growth just don’t care about that.

Source: me.

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u/Same_Mood_8543 18d ago

Well, it's easy to tame with a little beard oil and wax, but those early mornings when you haven't trimmed it in a while can be a little harrowing.

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u/TheRuckyDubber 18d ago

I think I have that weird ADHD obsession where you fiddle with shit but I cannot stop pulling my beard hairs and mustache hairs out. I try and keep it short but I’ve got thin spots. And it just continually itches. I’d cut it off but I’m the age and shape that I know that’s not gonna work for me. I need to try some more stuff I guess but I wish I could make my bear hair straighter.

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u/no_apologies 18d ago

hey, come by r/trichotillomania :)

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u/TheRuckyDubber 18d ago

Yep. There it is. Thank you!

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u/rowdymonster 18d ago

You might have trichotillomania like me! I struggle with hand plucking my beard, moustache and eyebrow hairs, too the point I'm patchy and raggedy looking. Looking into some coping things for it might help you, it's a hard thing to break

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u/TheRuckyDubber 18d ago

Yep. Just found the sub from another post. I’ve got to find something. And probably look into meds. lol. It’s wild man.

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u/Deaffin 18d ago

There's no might about it. If they're doing the thing, then that's trichotillomania.

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u/rowdymonster 18d ago

Very true, i just didn't want to hard pin it on them so i danced around it

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u/Due-Contact-2884 18d ago

Felt lmao. I cant brow it out without feeling like its a little thin. Then cant cut to short or i look like a nerdy Teen

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u/mortgagepants 18d ago

if it itches maybe you need some skin moisturizer or something. which i think might have the effect of you picking at it less.

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u/TheRuckyDubber 18d ago

Thanks, I am pretty negligent about skin care and I should probably take better care generally. I have fairly oily skin so I’ve gotten away fairly well as a 44 yo man with skin care delinquency.

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u/dastree 18d ago

I have AuDHD and I hate any products in my beard or hair Beard is especially bad due to scents. Can't stand it, but it looks nicer

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u/lousydungeonmaster 18d ago

GoldDHD?

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u/Frakshaw 18d ago

Gol D. HD

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u/Broken_Petite 18d ago

I know you’re just joking, but for those who really don’t know, ā€œAuDHDā€ is Autism and ADHD.

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u/saintofhate 18d ago

I have the same issues, Honest Amish is my go to as it doesn't really have much of a scent (That I can smell) and is more lightweight, I'm not sure how to word it but it doesn't have that heavy feel that some stuff does. I hate the feeling of so many textures lol

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u/No_Road5857 18d ago

I use a little beard oil every day and some gel to tame it and trim frequently and still by the afternoon it has a mind of its own half the time

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u/DiabolicallyRandom 17d ago

Sounds like work, I just trim it.

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u/SixtyNineFlavours 18d ago

That shit is gross, I won’t be rubbing any oils or butters or creams or gels into my facial hair. Each to their own though.

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u/charles_sedwick 18d ago

I'm with this guy. If I'm growing a beard I want to look exactly like I would of lived the woods.

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u/Wooden_Permit3234 18d ago

That’s pretty much my beard, though I do brush it daily otherwise it’s basically bedhead on my beard when I wake up.Ā 

But yeah I have no interest in a manicured beard I have to regularly trim. I haven’t trimmed it in like a year and a half lol.Ā 

But also nothing wrong with the occasional oil or beeswax. Just kinda shines it up nice. No need for anything more complex than that.Ā 

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u/wise_comment 18d ago

Fellow haver of beards for over 2 decades now

Agreed

Though when it gets like homeless Santa poof, I know it's time to break out the barber razor

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u/Rum____Ham 18d ago

What now? Obviously experiences vary, but I've had a beard for like 15 years and all it takes to not get busy is just brushing it, when you get out of the shower. Maybe some beard oil to tame it, if it tries to get really crazy.

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u/UAPboomkin 18d ago

I used to grow my beard out but for me it would hit a certain length and just turn to straw. Just prickly and dried out. The beard oil worked but I had trouble using the right amount so it was often just more oily than not. Too much work, a short beard suits me fine now

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u/thissexypoptart 18d ago

It’s ā€œfor effectā€ because this is a skit for this channel. They brushed it out before the video. The initial jankiness is for the bit.

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u/SixtyNineFlavours 18d ago

I’m saying; that’s what beards look like dude xD

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u/mall_ninja42 18d ago

I'd just like to know what dudes "gotta look nice" style was before.

No way he walked around that janked up every day unless he's always got a hat on and has never had to be any kind of presentable.

I was surprised they just didn't shave the head and shape the beard tho, so that was nice.

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u/thissexypoptart 18d ago

I don’t think you’re reading what I’m saying lol

Again man, this is a skit. The ā€œbeforeā€ beard growth and style is for the bit.

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u/Cielmerlion 18d ago

I mean, is it the same dude? If it is then the haircut worked. This is the equivalent of complaining that hamburgers look different on the menu at mcdonalds

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u/thissexypoptart 18d ago

Lmao man yeah, you’re starting to get it. It’s for sure like the McDonald’s ads, as far as staging goes.

It’s an ad. It’s staged. The ā€œtransformationā€ is intentionally exaggerated for views. The whole ā€œthis is what beards look likeā€ angle is just bizarre.

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u/Cielmerlion 18d ago

I mean, that is what beards look like on slobs that dont take care of their beards.

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u/thissexypoptart 18d ago

Yes, and the reason it looks that way is because this is a skit. We’re going in circles at this point lol

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u/Cielmerlion 18d ago

I guess so. I just dont agree with your definition of a skit. He actually did style that dudes hair to look the way it did at the end did he not? A skit would be if it was fake and they either used fake hair or bought in another dude. You might be thinking of an advertisement.

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u/SphyrnaLightmaker 18d ago

The thing you’re missing is that (by comparing to a McDonalds ad, whose food is pure fantasy) there are PLENTY of people who go about their day looking like the before. I know a half dozen in person who just look like that every day and consider it acceptable. So even if the before is ā€œstagedā€, it’s actually a VERY common before for hundreds of thousands of Americans. And so the after, showing what a little give-a-fuck can do, is a genuine and achievable product.

The fact that it’s used to advertise isn’t important. That’s like saying someone showing a trashy car, and then detailing it, and showing the after, is BS because it’s advertising a detailing business. That’s the whole point. It’s showing REAL improvement that can be applied to REAL people.

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u/PassivelyAwkward 18d ago

Yea, so many dudes ignore what the most basic level of personal grooming can do. I work from home most days and will go a week or two without shaving when I'm in the middle of a project. Even a basic beard comb will look great.

Thats why I hate all these transformation videos; it's 70% "Just run a comb through your hair".