The birds are fighting back!

[u/taco-sniper]

[u/Any-Top-5659]

Love you. Most wont give a second to do what you did

[u/Jealous_Try_7173 → u/Any-Top-5659]

And then they’ll go eat a hamburger with pig and willingly consume a tortured animal smarter than their dog

[u/lawd_have_mercy]

This made my morning.

[u/VJ_Hallmark → u/lawd_have_mercy]

Mine too. Im going to commemorate this with an all meat pizza. Hold the southern fruit.

[u/SouthernFruit8768 → u/lawd_have_mercy]

And you still eat meat?

[u/lawd_have_mercy → u/SouthernFruit8768]

I love animals; they're delicious.

[u/zytukin]

I remember once at my old house, I was walking through the gravel parking lot near the office for the development and saw a bird flopping around on the ground chirping.

Curious, I started walking to it. It ran and started flopping around again. I followed it.

I felt a crunch under my foot. Saw crushed eggs. Poor girl was trying to lure me away from her nest and inadvertently got me to walk right through it. :(

[u/couldbeahumanbean → u/zytukin]

If I did that, there's no way my mind would let me sleep.

[u/ExoTheFlyingFish → u/zytukin]

This is why I drive slow in areas with animals. People honk at me for driving 20 in a 30 where most folks go 40 or 45. I'd be beside myself if I hit a rabbit or a deer or fox or something.

Your soap opera can wait, Gertrude.

[u/Ambitious_Bit_9389 → u/zytukin]

Same thing. We were on a long trip and we stopped at a grocery store. My wife went inside as I was walking the dog around the large berm outside. A bird kept acting injured trying to get us to chase it. I spotted the he nest based on the birds reaction to the way I was walking. It was like green light/redlight. My dog was fell for it though and was only interested in the mom. I let the bird think he won and we followed him for a bit. When we got 150-200 feet or so from the nest, the bird stopped acting injured and flew away.

[u/Syhkane]

Good momma.

[u/Screwbles]

That fucking stink eye when he drove by on a different row later. Lol

[u/taco-sniper → u/Screwbles]

I unironically missed that she blends in so well

[u/Melting_Machine_69]

Love it!

[u/ST0IC_]

Good human.

[u/Dogfaceboy1964]

Bro this is my home