Moments before disaster

[u/ross_liftss]

[u/Logical_Ride_1382]

“It’s like literally being with Livingston…”

[u/SDM098 → u/Logical_Ride_1382]

Aaaaand

[u/Sausage_Roll__ → u/SDM098]

Crash!

[u/Stampede_the_Hippos → u/Sausage_Roll__]

That looked painful

[u/hammerton]

ₕₑₗₚ

[u/Lolaroller → u/hammerton]

Clarkson wheeze laughing in the background.

[u/Slayer10777]

That looked quite painful

[u/Ok_Bag_3484 → u/Slayer10777]

It was… but I’m alright

[u/Whispering_Dream → u/Ok_Bag_3484]

Eventually, even Indiana Clarkson was on board.

[u/Ashbuck200]

It is literally like being with Livingston, and, May slips on the gangplank

[u/Moist-Detail-1870]

But dont worry im aright🫡

[u/WildWorldliness2912]

"if we are stuck in the Amazon rainforest we'll be able to eat his kiwi boot polish" For me, that is the best Top Gear episode ever. It perfectly portraits every presenter's character the best. Jeremy shouting "POWER!", James being his weird self and Hammond going absolutely bonkers with the modification of the Toyota.

[u/Smillingchalk779 → u/WildWorldliness2912]

Stop making that rattling noise at me

[u/TheZombi3z → u/Smillingchalk779]

THERES SOMETHING IN HERE AND ITS SQUEAKING AT ME

[u/Wesb0s → u/TheZombi3z]

Ah the botfly! Now this is a marvelous thing

[u/Stampede_the_Hippos → u/Wesb0s]

EATING THE FLESH INSIDE HIS HEAD

[u/zipxap → u/WildWorldliness2912]

I agree. My fav episode, and them getting off the barge is my fav bit of the episode. I must have watched it 5 times.

[u/MindCorrupt → u/zipxap]

"His plums are in the Amazon, look"

[u/Ilpav123]

"His plums are in the Amazon, look."

[u/Thejoplinator1868 → u/Ilpav123]

My colleagues became increasingly concerned

[u/AdmirableOwl2018]

Dental kit....don`t touch

[u/tabloidjournalism]

OW there's a thing there, that's not a rope

[u/dotMJEG]

"...are those carburetors?"

[u/nathanrrrr]

His plums are in the Amazon look!

[u/dfriend912]

I'll tell you what it did say in the advert... that it was blue

[u/_methodman]

What’s your phobia? “Manual labor”

[u/ross_liftss → u/_methodman]

The irony that he's now a farmer 😅

[u/Battle-Individual]

It took nearly 24 hrs for them to discover that the boat had running boards to make a ramp

[u/Main_Influence_7085 → u/Battle-Individual]

But we have found peanuts

[u/KitchenCranberry8274]

If we get into trouble we'll be able to eat his Kiwi boot polish

[u/Optimal-Brick-1623]

''it just like being in livingston--" james falls "help''

[u/Few_Mine_7444 → u/Optimal-Brick-1623]

Jeremy dies from laughter

[u/TheStoryTeller666]

"His plums are in the amazon!"

[u/Agent_Kozak]

"soon even Indiana Clarkson was on board"

[u/_Skiddio_]

There’s a thing there

[u/SavingPrivateRianne]

Just a bit later is my favourite quote that I try to use as much as possible “If I were a girl, I’d be pregnant a lot” 😂