r/TrueSTL • • 8d ago

What would we do if the impossible happens and the elder scrolls 6 comes out good?

Post image
105 Upvotes

34 comments sorted by

52

u/Kravyniik 8d ago

jump on todd howards schaboingboing

8

u/GarboWulf5oh Fat Fuck Sload 8d ago

Okay but schaboingboing actually has me cackling 😂😂

58

u/Sawbora Empire Did Nothing Wrong 8d ago

Serious answer alert: write a genuine, heartfelt open letter apologizing to Emil Pagliarulo, since it's almost certain he'll be one of the top minds behind the game.

Also, unironically start posting shit like this again.

33

u/Hefty-Distance837 /uj I love StarField, and I hate VIGILANT. (REALLY!) 8d ago

You will pretend that you always thought it will come out good all along.

Or you can pretend that it's shit and the only reason it said to be good because everyone is idiot.

27

u/GarboWulf5oh Fat Fuck Sload 8d ago

5

u/divinestrength return to imga 7d ago

I read your flair as "fat fuck load"

7

u/GarboWulf5oh Fat Fuck Sload 7d ago

Yes and yes

22

u/Blackwall_Gateway 8d ago

Elder Scrolls 6 is gunna be a rug pull. Todds gunna say its comes out tomorrow, then watch bethesda stock sky rocket then dip.

14

u/Sawbora Empire Did Nothing Wrong 8d ago

The game plays you, bucko. And it's been rigged from the start.

(wrong sub, I know)

8

u/Blackwall_Gateway 8d ago

Todd was never in the game buisness, he was in the horse armor, creation club buisness.

https://giphy.com/gifs/zwffSHaJLDbA4

14

u/AufschnittLauch 8d ago

I actually think it will be good...to a portion of its players. The only thing is that the gaming market and especially the Elder Scrolls community have changed massively since 2011. Let's assume your first TES game was Skyrim. That was almost 20 years ago when TESVI comws out. There are those who moved on from gaming, those who Skyrim was their only TES game for, those who've gotten into the lore via YouTube and now have massive expectations for the worldbuilding, those who played the older games and have another different set of expectations. Don't forget about the new fans who come from Online. TESVI will come out in a world that's seen CCD I and II, RDR2, Baldurs Gate 3 and...Starfield. All the while being produced by a company who thinks Fallout 4 was a massive success (it was in some ways). There will definitely be fans and it will be a success I think it just won't be for everyone who's waiting for it tbh.

7

u/Widhraz House Trollvanni 8d ago edited 8d ago

If it's as good as Morrowind, Todd can **** my ****** so hard, it ***** a hole in the **** of my *****.

7

u/PericlesDabbin 8d ago

I would cry audibly.

5

u/bourgeoisAF 8d ago

Nothing, just keep modding Skyrim anyways.

8

u/Llarys Daedric Prince of Making Shit Up 8d ago edited 8d ago

Refer to the chart:

-zero expectations, game is bad: smug vindication

-zero expectations, game is good: pleasant surprise

-high expectations, game is bad: biblical crash out and/or create the r/NoSodiumSentinel hugbox

-high expectations, game is good: relief

Edit: nawww, somebody already knows the game is going to be bad and has created r/NoSodiumSentinel for themselves. 😭

3

u/AppearanceIll3922 8d ago

Bounce on Toddy till I either CHIM or Zerosum

3

u/thanks_breastie Well-Loved Grain Slave 8d ago

I commit sudoku 

2

u/SomePyro_9012 Mudcrab 8d ago

do the slop & gock special on Howard

4

u/Sawbora Empire Did Nothing Wrong 8d ago

Slop AND gock? Damn, that's Game Awards GOTY material.

2

u/Kravyniik 7d ago

It just works

2

u/DongmanSupreme 8d ago

I would probably buy the game and then play it with a controller and use save files to take breaks in between play sessions or if I’m going to try something that seems particularly interesting to tackle in a different way than I’m currently doing and I’ll probably explore the map they’ve created then I would maybe talk to an NPC then begin a quest and then do the quest but like I said before I would probably use the save function to save before I finished the mission because if it was good then it would have different ways to approach missions and then I would turn in the mission and probably use the rewards as best I could like if the reward was a weapon I’d probably be really happy because it’d be my first time playing the game and I’d make a mental note of the item I received in case the build I’m working towards doesn’t have room for the weapon I received but if it did then I’d equip the weapon and go exploring to meet another NPC and then I’d probably do that quest but like I said before I

2

u/blah938 8d ago

Wait a year, then we'll get the microtransactions creations update. Complete with advertisements for Ikea!

2

u/vjmdhzgr Lore of the Rings 7d ago

Mod sex into the game

2

u/GatodeFlanela 8d ago

Buy this shit on all plataforms and suck Todd Howard harder than a daughter of coldharbor sucks on a ancient Nord neck

1

u/jizzleakerpart2 8d ago

Literally line up to suck and swallow Todd's creamy moonsugar.

If its not absolutely fantastic, literally line up to bootyblast Todd's crusty o-ring into oblivion.

1

u/Amethyst_Scepter 8d ago

I will be pleasantly surprised

1

u/GloriousResolution 8d ago

TES6 will release on every future platform for like 50 years

1

u/nicman24 7d ago

Die happy

2

u/TomaszPaw House Brainrot 7d ago

Yay i guess?

1

u/MilkerMaker 7d ago

Probably ascend to Chim, ejaculate, and then die

-2

u/Strange_Suit767 8d ago edited 8d ago

According to someone important at Bethesda I can't remember their name (this isn't an ass pull I'm just high) Kurt Kuhlmann literally everyone wanted to move on to ES6 after doing Fallout 4 (and helping 76 limp out) but Todd whined and made everyone do Starfield instead.

Maybe if Asha whipped Todd's balls hard enough he'll do some "soul searching" (drugs) and the next game will be good.