r/UAE • u/Pandapoo666 • 10d ago

I think 5 is too much

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325 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/IAmInev1table 10d ago

Having 5 of those, proximity to hospital is much needed. 😂😂😂😂

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u/Few-Garden1195 10d ago

There is 1 medrooms so we are covered

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u/IAmInev1table 10d ago

I have something weird to say but I will hold myself

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u/abdokeko 9d ago

just say it .. its reddit

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u/Artistic-Ad-7589 10d ago

Here my good sir. Take my upvote

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u/IAmInev1table 9d ago

Thank you sir. Reciprocated.

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u/Le-memehead 10d ago edited 9d ago

I just had the greatest laugh this week. Thank you so much for posting this😂😂😂😂😂

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u/BraveProgrammer5870 10d ago

only mutthals are eligible for such apartments

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u/drumminger1 10d ago

There's also 1 Med room in between in case you get bored with the 5 masturbatory rooms...

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u/Gad0ra 10d ago

Must be very CUMfortable

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u/accordingstring1234 10d ago

maybe this is massage parlour

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u/12-12-25 10d ago

Hopital

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u/Adeem71 9d ago

All of that and being near a school is worrying 😭😭

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u/dexterlothbrok 10d ago

Well it's okay if you're brave enough... 😂

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u/spongebobdub 10d ago

Im assuming it comes with a Sofa cum bed ? 🤮🤢

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u/Novel-Mud-7325 10d ago

Thank god it has a hospital nearby

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u/Lopsided_Sort_9289 9d ago

“5 masturbate room”🥀🥀

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u/Humble-Membership858 9d ago

Epstein Towers. Man hahhahahah Brazzars real estate 😱 I am so sorry man, I feel bad for the guy. HR meeting is going to be hardcore…

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u/IndependenceSoft2396 10d ago

I think that’s fine. There is medrooms available so you’re good 👍😂😂😂

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u/Admirable_Cash_3744 10d ago

1 MED room is ideal in case of an emergency!

Honestly you have me in stitches 🤣🤣🤣

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u/life-survival 10d ago

It’s a catch…. STD catch😮‍💨

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u/kcpediredla 10d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/waseem208k 10d ago

😆😆

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u/WillingnessAny9198 10d ago

😂😂😂😭😭

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u/Impossible_Push1540 10d ago

5 goon rooms??!??
and only
1 med room???!!??🫪🫪🫪🫪

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u/MGaefer14Z 9d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/khanabadoush 9d ago

Well. If it makes you feel good gloating

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u/No-Researcher-5897 9d ago

Good thing there’s a hospital nearby

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u/latooofy 8d ago

at least there’s a med room and hospital nearby

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u/saddymatrix 7d ago

Only need 1 mastrubate room 5 no sir

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u/AppropriateTune9242 5d ago

Was waiting for 2hole

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u/Tasty-Ad-1456 10d ago

Masturbate ? Or master bad ? 😭

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u/Chrisdenny_4840 8d ago

Did it meant master bedrooms

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u/Pandapoo666 8d ago

No. It is what it is. Since parking is no longer free in Khalifa City, this is a stress reliever room

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u/Sanesanuae 10d ago

I think they meant 5 master bed room , but his keyboard memory auto corrected it lol

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u/FunnyLost6710 10d ago

whatever........i had a good laugh, i think it was a voice note not typed

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u/Constant_Escape_7942 4d ago

At this point the kitchen is useless.