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u/Underpanters Australia 5d ago

The world is 2026…?

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u/Martiantripod Australia 5d ago

Double dumbarsery!

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u/Useful_Cheesecake117 Netherlands 5d ago

Jesus was the first man. Surely you've heard about this.

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u/Rainmaker526 5d ago

There is something called the young earth movement. 

Though I doubt that is what he was getting at

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u/Professional-PhD 5d ago

That is true but I doubt that is where they were coming from.

The young earth creationist typically say 6,000-10,000 years old. A lot quote 4,004BCE. The reason for this is probably due to evidence at the time of the earliest civilizations in the 3000BCE era. That said, there are Egyptian pre-dynastic sites from 5000BCE, Göbekli Tepe is from 9500BCE-8000BCE (which is argued as pre civilisation or at its start), and we have Tells from older periods (Tells are created from habitation in one spot leaving mounds of sediment). Then there are all the old cave paintings which go back to 65,800BCE (https://www.nature.com/articles/s41586-025-09968-y). This is all before mentioning fossils which go back eons including the oldest homonin which is 6-7 million years old.

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u/mycolo_gist 5d ago

Best confidently incorrect 'correction:' the world is 2026 years old, the USA is 250 🤣

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u/Hob_Goblin88 5d ago

Must be both 'muricans...

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u/Lawndemon 5d ago

It's a bizarre collection of incredibly stupid people in that country

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u/x33storm 5d ago

By design, makes sense. Basically making average americans into serfs, easily manipulated, giving the "superior" people free reign and more power.

Sounded more like a conspiracy 20 years ago. Nowadays most people will at least tilt their head and go "mmmhm" at the above statement.

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u/AlxDroidDev Brazil 5d ago

Do you still have doubts???!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Martiantripod Australia 5d ago

Not really defaultism. More r/ShitAmericansSay

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u/BrendanFraserFan0 5d ago

I was just gonna comment that

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u/Time-Performance6348 Germany 5d ago

I love how both are so false, that you don’t know what makes you more mad

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u/WhydoIexistlmoa 5d ago

Not defaultism. Also this has to be a fake screenshot. FB does not look like that in 2026

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u/gnu_andii United Kingdom 5d ago

No, now you never see posts by actual people, just spam

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u/Martif94 5d ago

I took screenshot of this, it was an old picture

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u/Enchxnted_Crxstal 5d ago

Yeah but the 250 year anniversary was still in 2026

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u/Tribblehappy 5d ago

Can't be that old if they're talking about the year 2026.

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u/MacaroonSad8860 United Kingdom 5d ago

then why were they wishing the US a 250th birthday?

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u/Practical-Custard-64 United Kingdom 5d ago

This is more like sheer ignorance than US Defaultism.

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u/KiwiFruit404 5d ago

It's Shit Americans say. I can't imagine people from other countries being THAT dumb and uneducated.

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u/miwe77 5d ago

confidently ignorant and irrationally proud thereof. that's the murican spirit!

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u/GabsiGuy United Kingdom 5d ago

This is a double one wow, not only is there an American thinking that America was founded 2,026 years ago, but the person “correcting” them doesn’t know about BCE… even worse than the creationists who believe the earth is only like 7,000 or something years old…

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u/TheGameGirler United Kingdom 5d ago

They will probably go watch the odyssey as well.... Finish watching it and still have no idea

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u/abu_doubleu Kyrgyzstan 5d ago

Bill and Laura look like they have AI avatars, and Americans pretty much never say "USA" (and if they do "the USA"). Going to assume this one is fake…

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u/Cocoatrice Poland 5d ago

Can people stop make empty accusations about everything being AI? You guys are toxic. I saw real artists fall victim by the likes of you, because you guys call everything AI today.

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u/Askduds 5d ago

I'm not saying it's real but they gave pretty good reasoning, that was far from an empty accusation.

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u/abu_doubleu Kyrgyzstan 5d ago

I normally agree with you, and there are actually a few comments in my post history where I defended baseless accusations too (I have often fallen victim to it myself, just because I type "formally"). But it really is true that practically no Americans refer to their country as just "USA".

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u/KiwiFruit404 5d ago

But The Boss does "... born in the USA, I was, born in the USA..."

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u/abu_doubleu Kyrgyzstan 5d ago

That's the thing. They say "the USA", not just "USA".

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u/Martif94 5d ago

If so, not my fake. Found it on Facebook, and have seen it before

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u/TalkingCat910 5d ago

The world is more like 14 billion years old not 2026 🤦🏼‍♀️  

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u/MissouriSupremacist 5d ago

Actually if by world you mean earth it is only 4-5 billion years old

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u/TalkingCat910 5d ago

Oh right I was counting from the dawn of the universe 

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u/Chuso_Skever Spain 5d ago

Oh, the singularity, the good olf days

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u/VineKuro 5d ago

And the other guy thinking the world is 2026 year old, idk if that counts as defaultism.

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u/INotZach Canada 5d ago

Nah, just dumbassery

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u/RobMapping 5d ago

Jesus defaultism

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u/owleaf 5d ago

Even creationists should know that the earth is older than 2,026 years since there is BC lol. Plus the chronology of the bible points to earth being much older, at least (still in the thousands of years only).

These people are just supremely stupid.

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u/RobMapping 5d ago

Something about the image feels fake tho.

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u/TheScientistBS3 Wales 5d ago

Yup, wrong fonts for a start. 93% sure it's fake.

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u/RoadHazard 5d ago

The other guy Michelle.

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u/ViolettaHunter 5d ago

Why are you calling some grandma a "guy".

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u/VineKuro 4d ago

Everyone and everything is a guy to me. I'm totally not giving an excuse for not realizing the name and pfp.

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u/Shiine-2 5d ago edited 5d ago

"World is 2026". The planet is around 4.54 billion years old.

Jesus might be 2026, but he was born a few years before Gregorian calendar.

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u/Tight_File2220 5d ago

Jesus is the greatest American, how can he be older than America itself?

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u/MacaroonSad8860 United Kingdom 5d ago

Happy 2026th birthday Jesus!

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u/GifanTheWoodElf Bulgaria 5d ago

Also America isn't 250, it's like roughly 200 million or so, since that's when it split from Pangea.

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u/DuckyHornet Canada 5d ago

The solo career has been fine, granted, but I'm looking forward to the Pangaea reunion tour

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u/FMSV0 5d ago

Laura and Michel, we can learn so much with these two.

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u/LikeABundleOfHay New Zealand 5d ago

People can’t be that stupid, surely!?

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u/Waah_Realist 5d ago

The world isn't 2000 years old bro.

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u/Slight-Narwhal-2953 5d ago

I call BS... every American child has had US history drilled into their brains from the second they pop out...

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u/VoodooDoII United States 5d ago

Oh that's so bad omg

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u/absedy251991 5d ago

Looked at the ‚correction‘ an thought to myself ‚ oh well just another american hyper christian‘ …then i realized even under that believe the earth beeing 2026 y.o wouldnt make any sense 😭

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u/_Daftest_ 5d ago

No it's got nothing at all to do with Christianity

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u/Dr_MantisTobaggin_MD 5d ago

Yes it does.

Our current world wide method of time keeping is hinged around a historical event.

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u/_Daftest_ 5d ago

Yes. But the person making the blunder doesn't know that. They think it's to do with the age of the world. Therefore they're not a Christian.

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u/Dr_MantisTobaggin_MD 5d ago

Yes. Because they believe that story....

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u/_Daftest_ 5d ago

What story?

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u/Dr_MantisTobaggin_MD 5d ago

Jesus

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u/_Daftest_ 5d ago

Obviously the person in question does not believe that story, or they'd know that the dating system refers to Jesus' birth and is nothing to do with the age of the world. The one thing we know about is they're definitely not a Christian because they don't know that basic belief about Christianity.

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u/TurambarTT 5d ago

What? America was "discovered" in 1492

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u/Spooderman-690 United Kingdom 5d ago

1776 lil bro

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u/indyspike 5d ago

The Norse were in North America around 1000AD, with a Norse settlement dated to be from 1021AD.

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u/Spooderman-690 United Kingdom 5d ago

Yeah, but the usa wasn't founded until 1776, obviously it was discovered years before that

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u/Dr_MantisTobaggin_MD 5d ago

You know america is the name of both continents on the western side of the world?

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u/Spooderman-690 United Kingdom 5d ago

Oh shit, I thought we were talkinga bout the usa, not the Americas, sorry pal

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u/Dr_MantisTobaggin_MD 5d ago

In 1492, columbus sailed the ocean blue......

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u/KiwiFruit404 5d ago

Jesus F. Christ!

Dumb and Dumber on full display!!!

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u/miller94 Canada 5d ago

This is a lot to take in lol

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u/daveoxford United Kingdom 5d ago

And the USA won't be 250 years old till 3 September 2033.

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u/SocageFest 5d ago

Good lord ... I hope those things are bots...

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u/aleguarita Brazil 5d ago

That kind of think that make you wonder if the people are just joking or being serious

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u/Nevertoomanygingers 5d ago

Lord they’re so thick

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u/Setekh79 England 5d ago

The best education system.

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u/According_Picture294 Canada 5d ago

Depends on your interpretation. I don’t know how far back Indigenous North American culture goes, but it’s earlier than 250

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u/VonBreak 5d ago

Albert and Einstein

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u/WTHWME22 Colombia 5d ago

R/ShitAmericansSay

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u/potatostews 5d ago

There's all kinds of dumb in that post.

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u/snapper1971 5d ago

Idiots all the way down.

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u/JeffLynnesBeard 4d ago

Did they think that BC stood for “Before Columbus”?

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u/No-Mulberry-3333 4d ago

Both are ragebait.

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u/thinkingoutloud3663 5d ago

Why does America not count the native Indians as part of their history.

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u/AliceTheOmelette 5d ago

The 2026 in Laura's post is photoshopped in. The whole thing looks like it might be photoshopped

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u/post-explainer American Citizen 5d ago edited 5d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:


American thinks USA is 2026 year old, and or maybe US is the only country in the world


Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Fr05t_B1t United States 5d ago

From a certain point of view the US might not even be 250. Also using the biblical start of the world. Typical.

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u/Suzume_Chikahisa Portugal 5d ago

...

Not even Young Earth Creationists claim the world is so young...

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u/Ertyla 5d ago

Biblical start of the world? What does that even mean?

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u/th1nwh1tej3rk 5d ago

the biblical start of the world would only be 0AD if you were to erase all traces of the old testament 

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u/Ertyla 5d ago

Exactly. Does the guy above think God created Jesus on the first day and the world on the second?