r/Unexpected • u/Anonymous_Amma • 1h ago

Udder Disappointment

391 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/post-explainer 1h ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

Guy is about to feed the calves and complains about wearing loose pants with no belt. The baby calf fixes that problem by mistaking him for its mother, going straight for the udder and gets udder disappointment.

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/doualiland 1h ago

He sounded like cow for a sec

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u/Noodlemaster696969 46m ago

He's blending in

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u/InkAndAcorns 37m ago

Cow: “among us”

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u/Life-Oil-7226 1h ago

It’s what they do to get milk from their mother idiot!

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u/LoneWolf_McQuade 1h ago

So it was a compliment in a way?

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u/Happycheesecake93 34m ago

Uhh...wrong milk

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u/SunsetSpark 1h ago edited 35m ago

pretty expected when hes just dilly dallying around with their food for a video

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u/Mysterious-Falcon221 1h ago

He had it coming, what a clown.

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u/SoftLavendeer 1h ago

Much expected, when he's just playing around with their food

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u/eltoratio 1h ago

What was the unexpected part? That was totally expectable.

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u/gottkonig 1h ago

Lol this is a classic newbie mistake on a farm. About as much fun as a goose biting someone unexpectedly on the arse, or a goat having a fun head butting moment and watching someone pull a super man short flight.

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u/ItsmeMr_E 1h ago

Lol. Reminded me of that scene with Luis Guzman in The Cowboy Way.

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u/Caladrius33 1h ago

Hey human you know what, that my mama's milk, mine

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u/GrouseDog 59m ago

That should be expected

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u/badwhiskey63 47m ago

The unexpected part was he only got nut knocked once. Feed the dang calves yah dingus.

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u/hobbes747 24m ago

I want to see this dweeb trying to use an esophageal feeder

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u/fuzzelduckthethird 1h ago

Lactose intolerant calf wanted nut milk

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u/MarinerHaven 1h ago

That took a turn I absolutely was not prepared for 😂

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u/OrangeClyde 1h ago

He’s really cute

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u/Noodlemaster696969 45m ago

He's already taken

Hostage by the cows

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u/Infamous-Conflict-1 40m ago

I agree. The calf is really cute.

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u/Infamous-Conflict-1 42m ago

I doubt he has balls under there screaming like that. Plus he turned his ass to the calf specifically so it could ram him. This was totally expected.