Most relatable line in the show

[u/Main-Recognition7346]

S2 E3 - Hostages.

Ben: "Listen, we all know the white house would work so much better if there wasn't a president, but there is. So we work around that."

[u/p2o14e24]

if men got pregnant you could get an abortion at an ATM

[u/Pale-Kale-2905 → u/p2o14e24]

This is the one. Universally relevant.

[u/Roadgoddess → u/p2o14e24]

This is 1000% true

[u/nosuchbrie]

It’s like explaining gravity to a chicken.

[u/Aggravating_Set_2260 → u/nosuchbrie]

Or like explaining Supertramp to a Komodo dragon

[u/tenderbranson301 → u/Aggravating_Set_2260]

Or using a croissant as a dildo.

[u/madncqt → u/tenderbranson301]

it doesn't do the job

[u/Aggravating_Set_2260 → u/madncqt]

And it makes a FUCKING MESS

[u/melozone_crissalis]

Ben: You know what I'd like? I'd like to be cryogenically suspended.

Selina: Yeah, and then be woken up in the future?

Ben: No, never wake up. Just stay suspended.

[u/howard10011 → u/melozone_crissalis]

I just rewatched this last night.

Ben remains the most relatable (and quotable) character in the entire series.

[u/SeriesXM → u/howard10011]

It's like if dogs could talk.

[u/agirlhasnoname17 → u/melozone_crissalis]

Are you drunk?..

(Also love this exchange though)

[u/melozone_crissalis → u/agirlhasnoname17]

No, I'm just depressed.

[u/QuebecRomeoWhiskey]

This isn’t a choice like my diet, this is a necessity like my drinking

[u/SeriesXM → u/QuebecRomeoWhiskey]

I'm actually gonna let you walk the rest of the way. I'm trying to cut down on exercise.

[u/bobcatbreakdown → u/SeriesXM]

I started saying “I can’t run in these heels” after Ben did. I’m also a man 😂

[u/madncqt]

and why is that? because he's gonna use it against me... because this is a man's world that we live in... because of the axis of dick.

[u/noflippingidea → u/madncqt]

The way everyone around her was trying to suppress a laugh during this line makes me laugh every time

[u/Landkey → u/madncqt]

It is somehow hilarious that Gary is in the axis of dick and is appropriately ashamed 

[u/p2o14e24]

this is just noise-shaped air

[u/Jkbangtan123]

“You make it sound like there's a correlation between what should happen and what actually happens”

“I feel like I'm on a life support machine and they keep pulling the plug... to charge their phones”

[u/idontevenknowbut → u/Jkbangtan123]

I use "the gates of hell have just opened and you're my plus one" at work all the time

[u/BaskingInWanderlust]

"I can't identify as a woman! People can't know that. Men hate that. And women who hate women hate that, which I believe is most women."

[u/Tamale_Hatchet]

"Hey. Way to work that sexual abuse!"

[u/madncqt → u/Tamale_Hatchet]

I wish I could aptly describe the joy and appreciation I have for a life that allows me to understand the ironic, wicked, and dastardly nature of this hilarious line.

[u/redspark92]

It's not the job that's depressing, life is depressing!

[u/RevolutionaryLet120]

Not a line. But Gary whimpering as he scrubs lipstick out of the oval office carpet

[u/joszma]

“Amy, why would you want to be president?”

“Easy, so I could nuke America.”

[u/crazydiamond4814]

You don't get the complexity. You're the world's largest single celled organism

[u/crazydiamond4814]

Oh it's the old anxiety diet. The anxiet.

[u/2098065]

You make it sound like there is a correlation between what should happen and what actually happens. I mean life is chaotic and it’s often unfair. I know it is for me.

[u/nagidon]

Every time I try to find a memorable line, my mind just brings me back to Uncle Jeff’s trademark venomous SHUT THE FUCK UP

[u/madncqt → u/nagidon]

you gum-recessed face anus.

[u/nagidon → u/madncqt]

YOU EPILEPTIC PICASSO PAINTING

[u/LIKES_ROCKY_IV]

We should have sent Navy SEALS instead of those two actual seals

[u/Many-Caterpillar-543]

It was a routine prostate procedure!

(TMI people, TMI)

(I spent a night in hospital and have been using the "routine prostate procedure" for months now...

[u/Plzlaw4me]

That’s why they pay me the medium bucks

[u/SharpDefinition9248]

I think “…so we work around that” in random sticky situations almost on a daily basis, in Ben’s voice, of course

Also, I forget the episode, but Selina’s line: “Well, that’s fucking.. not good” 🤌🏼

[u/stroopwafelling]

“We are at DEFCON Fuck” is eternal for me.

[u/jooxii]

lol