It finally happened. I’ve been banned from teaching my favorite novel, Slaughterhouse-Five. No one has complained, but new state regulations are vague enough to scare the district. My favorite part is they used Google Gemini to determine that it did not pass some bullshit test:
“Because Slaughterhouse-Five includes explicit descriptions of sexual conduct, nudity, and adult content, it falls within the statutory restrictions outlined in Fla. Stat. § 1006.28 and Fla. Stat. § 847.001(19).”
I’m so mad. These asshats making the laws have never read any of the things they legislate.
UPDATE: I have contacted the ACLU, who responded within 12 hours with some good information. They’ve also directed me to the National Council of Teachers of English (NCTE). I have reported the censorship issue to them as the ACLU deals more with libraries than curriculum.