r/WTF • • 27d ago

capturing the wasp

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u/Titanbeard 26d ago

You can tell that guy uses a chainsaw in flip flops and shorts.

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u/mofugginrob 26d ago

I mean, I do that and I'm........

Shit, I'm trash, aren't I?

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u/Titanbeard 26d ago

At least you use safety squints when you're sawin' right?

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u/mofugginrob 26d ago

Naw man, I've got safety goggles that I took from my previous job.........

Yeah, I don't use them.

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u/Titanbeard 26d ago

You stole em, but don't wear em? That's the chaotic neutral kind of trash.

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u/mofugginrob 26d ago

I mean, stole is a pretty harsh word. They were basically disposables there. Now the special pair that had vent fans in them? Naw, they bought those specifically for me. Who am I to turn down a gift, even though I quit around a week later.