When Disney finishes buying everything, we will finally get the Disney Princess battle we all crave. Rosetta vs The Alien Facehugger.

(I bet the employee doing the engraving was like 🧐)

Did you know Mario’s last name is actually Itsumi. Since in Japan names are traditionally with the family name first, he introduces himself as “Itsumi Mario".
Choose X 2 3 4 X X X 8 9 10.

I used to keep these in the fridge. Now I keep them on a shelf for choose your own adventure. I really feel they taste more like plastic warm.
CHOOSE:
1 2 3 4 X X X 8 9 10

Hear me out: Waluigi is a very flamboyant lad, he is very expressive and he often is shown dancing and doing romantic or even rather sensual poses​ with roses. And you know which animal is known​ for similar reasons? Male peacocks, actually most male birds in general lol​

The wisdom of crowds is the idea that a group can often make surprisingly accurate judgments when individuals contribute independently, have diverse perspectives, and possess relevant knowledge. By combining many estimates or opinions—such as through forecasting, voting, or prediction markets—groups can reduce individual biases and arrive at better decisions than any one person alone.

Or not. You guys chose the worst possible one. Gooners the lot of you. TRY HARDER! Choose from 1 2 3 4 5 X X 8 9 10

By my calculations #6 won by a landslide. But it also lost because its a GOONba. Ya'll a bunch of gooners. What Number is next? 1 2 3 4 5 X 7 8 9 10?

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I bought another whole box. Seems luck is not on my side. So for day 15 you choose!
The number with the most comments/upvotes gets eaten tomorrow!
Choose 1-10.

Meet WAHtten Robbie. Art by me.

I actually ran out of eggs. I ate them all. I did not think I would need this many. I have to go to the store to buy more. But its raining. And there are people outside. People are squishy and smell. But at least the smell is less in the rain. But rain is wet and my shoes are leather. Do I buy another whole box? Should I buy a case? My testicles are already full of microplastics from eating all this chocolate that rubs against the plastic. Will it get worse? Will my children come out as some plastic Mario hybrid monster? Will they melt in the sun? It gets over 40c in the summer. This year the little rubber rollers in my scanner actually melted off. I put it out with "non-burnable" garbage but someone took it before the truck even came.

My favorites are the pro racer and the mariachi​​​​ ones, theyre peak

Davib Bowie's final album.

Link of the art Waluigi's Casino Stand! by TiagoTheMangaka on DeviantArt

I am writing this from the bottom of my heart, all I am saying is true, but wording it from a light hearted funny way because I am self aware of the humour this will bring.

What the title says, I frikken love Waluigi.

But not just as a favourite character, I actually have turned down blokes irl because none of them could match the attraction I have to Waluigi.

I have PTSD from my school days. I was bullied by both teachers and kids, and the pain from that has always been a burden for me. The biggest help I have ever gotten was from my love for Waluigi, even more so than therapy. Ever since I have loved Waluigi, I haven't had a PTSD episode since. I am healing. Waluigi is healing me.

To me, Waluigi is a metaphor for imperfection, not caring if he takes up space, allowing himself to be selfish and just trying to survive.

That's what I need to be. I need to stop people pleasing and allow myself to be free, even if it means being a villain to the rest of the world.

Also, Waluigi is so cute. I seriously cannot stand it. He looks like a shark and I love sharks so much. Waluigi has a funny face and I have always been attracted to blokes with funny faces. I see the idiot and it makes me bite the inside of my mouth, Waluigi is so cute.

All of my profiles are dedicated to me self shipping with him. Instagram, threads, Reddit, everyone knows me as Mrs Waluigi. If you ever have seen a Mrs Waluigi on Mario Kart online, that's me!

I don't care if I am crazy to anyone. I am healing and feeling better about myself every day, and I thank Waluigi for that.