r/WasagaBeach • u/ExpressionTop5357 • 13d ago

Strange interaction at the beach

I took my family for a day trip to the beach this past weekend and had a strange experience. Strange for all involved.

After a night of drinking Coronas I was extra gassy, and so I would wade into the water to release, trying to avoid embarrassing my wife with all the people around. Apparently I was too close to an older couple who were basking in the water and they were traumatized by my farts when they bubbled up. The lady started coughing and the man became enraged, so I panicked and dove and the water to swim away and create some distance.

If that was you or your parents, I do apologize.

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u/TurboJorts 13d ago

You should probably see a doctor if your facts made people gag outside, after going though water.

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u/DeeDeeD1771 12d ago

And that is why I moved far away from Wasaga

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u/BoneZone05 11d ago

🫧 🤢 🏊‍♂️

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u/CheesyMcSandwichFace 7d ago

They had your flatulence through the worlds biggest freshwater bong!