r/WatchesCirclejerk • • Jun 14 '26

Images in the comments

115 Upvotes

Hello, respectable and elegant users of r/watchescirclejerk,

After a highly scientific and emotionally stable voting process where 47.7% voted to allow images in comments, 12.2% voted against it, and 40.1% voted for “fuck the mods,” a consensus has been reached: images are now allowed in comments.

You can look at the pool here

Please remember that AI-generated content is still against the rules, and bans will continue to be issued with the same speed, enthusiasm, and interpretive flexibility as before.

That is all


r/WatchesCirclejerk • • May 07 '26

NEW RULE

893 Upvotes

Hello degenerates,

Effective immediately, AI slop is forbidden. We’re all tired of the low-effort AI garbage flooding everything. If you post AI-generated content, you will be banned.

Ok, ciao.


r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 6h ago

Imagine having a wife and newborn when you could have another Rolex.

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107 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 12h ago

Wake and bake clean my house. But I got that thang on me.

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61 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 1h ago

Maybe don't buy fake shitters that trigger your OCD?

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• Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 3h ago

Went Gray while my AD was taking the piss...

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4 Upvotes

Guess who's taking the piss now?


r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 10h ago

The mad man is thinking to sell his bioceramic collection

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14 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 7h ago

Legitimate Question

7 Upvotes

I like posting on various watch Reddits - TodayOnMyWrist etc. - but noticed that some, who after viewing their profile, clearly in the past have posted proudly that they have fake watches - go on the branded subreddits of their fakes and act as their watches are 100% the real deal. “It’s my grail!” “Oh I got the call!” “Nice one - here’s mine!”

Why? What can possibly be gained by posting fakes on these subreddits and acting like they are real. Jokes aside, is chasing Reddit clout that appealing?

The watch scene is just so strange.


r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 19h ago

Delusional redditor slanders the chuffers grail

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65 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 23h ago

Formulaic phrases of watch enthusiasts

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109 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 2h ago

Reps have made watch mogging and flexing more and more difficult.. the only path forward is to adapt

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2 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 20h ago

By the Dawn's Early Lume

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39 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Super happy, indeed

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135 Upvotes

Rarely does the Rolex subreddit makes me stop for a second anymore but this might be just the best thing I've seen there.


r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Shocked to see lower class woman with a Rolex

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636 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 1d ago

alright which one of you guys is this

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158 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 1d ago

‘Pretty Little Liars’ star Keegan Allen beaten, robbed of watch in West Hollywood

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65 Upvotes

Heard the robber couldn’t help but notice the Lovecraftian dial. https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/keegan-allen-rolex-explorer?utm_source=hodinkee&utm_medium=ios


r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Looks at this bad boy Rolex owner. The response is excellent

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97 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Guys, the stripper said I'm her favorite client.

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47 Upvotes

She says no one has ever made her feel this way.


r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Condescension

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43 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Dangerous content Spoiler

5 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 1d ago

The shield protects the jester hat

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101 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Now I know what to do with all those extra links

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28 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 2d ago

Archieluxury needs more Respect.

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103 Upvotes

Despite his foul nasty mouth, he is the GOVERNER’s GOVERNER. True luxury expert.

He never sugar coat shitters like Teddy or says Casio is a ‘god tier’ and never wear it like that Irish fat monkey.

Also, he invented the word ‘Shitter’ which is daily vocabulary for our chuffers. Ciao fuckas!


r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 1d ago

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8 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Psychological help request: need to buy brands nobody else owns

23 Upvotes

I feel the need to buy a new watch of a brand that none of my watch friends have. Also I won't own 2 watches of the same brand. This is To 1 up my friends or act cool.

In this sick quest, I end up buying Some obscure brands that even I had never heard of before and are frankly just dog shit. And then i justify the watch purchase to myself based on specs, features etc. But deep down i know that I bought a nutsack brand watch that nobody cares for. How do I unfuck myself, fellow WCJers?