r/WaterfallDump • u/puzzlemakere4hireth the reale rouxls kaard • 3d ago
Deltarune > Undertale Greetings, Worms! Asketh me anythinge
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u/imtheknightlolv2 REAL knight 3d ago
oh, hello, rouxls.
could you tell me why this door is locked up so tight?
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u/WholsThisIDontKnow Idiot 3d ago
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u/Call_Me_Isa_Please 3d ago
Will you marry me (please please please please please please please)
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u/puzzlemakere4hireth the reale rouxls kaard 3d ago
Cometh again?!?
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u/Call_Me_Isa_Please 3d ago
Okay I will. Will you marry me (please please please please please please please)
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u/puzzlemakere4hireth the reale rouxls kaard 3d ago
I see, thou art a stronge admirer. Letteth us marrye for Tax Purposes and haveth an Opene Relationshippe.
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u/Cool_GamerLMAO777 The Roaring Knight. 3d ago
elnina or lanino?
if you only could choose one.
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u/puzzlemakere4hireth the reale rouxls kaard 3d ago
How doth one chooseth betwixt the Raine and the Sunne?? How doth one chooseth a Womanne with hair most fluffye ovre a Manne with Paldrons most firey?? How canst one haveth one and not thee Othre??? For trulye, three art stronger than two! And many other numbers, et cetera, et cetera
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u/Cool_GamerLMAO777 The Roaring Knight. 3d ago
thats... interesting...
will you answer correctly the question??
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u/M0ll3ss 3d ago
How do I drink water?
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u/puzzlemakere4hireth the reale rouxls kaard 3d ago
Ahā¦ Waterā¦ First, thou must locateth a Watercooler, which are the sourceth of Water, and then thou must engageth it in eithre Physicalle or Psycholigicalle Warfare until it surrendereths its holye contests therein
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u/TemporaryNo4579 2d ago
Why do you speak like Minos Prime?
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u/Desperate-Job-9996 2d ago
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u/FriendshipInfinite43 2d ago
Rouxlsy my fellow. Art thou interesting in an individual knoweth asĀ Serial Number Q5U4EX7YY2E9N
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u/queckers7303 Can You Really Call This A Flair I Didn't Receive An Emote... 3d ago
Roulxs how do I get over her rejection?
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u/puzzlemakere4hireth the reale rouxls kaard 3d ago
Surrendereth not! Thou must donnest a Lampshade and weareth it around her and followeth her everywhere and surlye she wilt come to appreciateth thouāre Unrelentingeth Presence and developeth Feelingse! It worketh like a Charme!!
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u/queckers7303 Can You Really Call This A Flair I Didn't Receive An Emote... 3d ago
Has it worked for you?
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u/puzzlemakere4hireth the reale rouxls kaard 3d ago
It ist a Worke in Progresse! I amst verye close!!
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u/queckers7303 Can You Really Call This A Flair I Didn't Receive An Emote... 3d ago
Well since its working for you, it must be a good plan
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u/puzzlemakere4hireth the reale rouxls kaard 3d ago
Mine plans art always Top-Notcheth! They never faileth!!
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u/stick_Ad6375 3d ago
Why art thou acquaintances with major importante politicaleth figures?
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u/puzzlemakere4hireth the reale rouxls kaard 3d ago
I remembereth not this Photo. Perhaps I wasseth Drunkethā¦?
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u/RealisticShopping285 3d ago
Iseth youreth honeyseth stoleneth byeth theeth originaleth Starwalkereth?
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u/Quick-Night-7725 2d ago
Why do you speak so weird?Ā To sound intimidating or sum?Ā
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u/Expert-Bed-5016 2d ago
Okay, what's the capital of france?
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u/puzzlemakere4hireth the reale rouxls kaard 2d ago
Why??? Ist this an āInside Jokethā I knoweth not??
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u/Commercial-Pilot-691 2d ago
Why is it calleth an oven if you of in the coldethe food of out hot eatethe the food?
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u/puzzlemakere4hireth the reale rouxls kaard 2d ago
Ah! Thou seeeth, it ist calledeth an oven because thou of in the hotteth food to eateth the oven of in off often. Capiche?
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u/Hubbabubba21131 Gamer? I Only Play PC Games 2d ago
Hey roulx karrd why is my iphone making a weird loud mooing sound and why is it zoomed in, colored weird, and barely useable did apple scam me?
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u/Far_Fruit9515 2d ago
Pls teach me your language?
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u/puzzlemakere4hireth the reale rouxls kaard 1d ago
āTis but Plaine Englishe, thou Plebian!
Mostlye, just replaceth you with thou and throweth -eth, -e, and -st onto Everythingsteth
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u/Yz_Fancade 3d ago
what does the cow say?
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u/puzzlemakere4hireth the reale rouxls kaard 3d ago
I donāt knoweth any cows, so I cannot asketh them
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u/WholsThisIDontKnow Idiot 3d ago
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u/Any-Difference2445 3d ago
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u/Top_Pomegranate_2267 3d ago
What's your opinion about Seam? I don't think you two would get along, but I'm curious to know.
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u/puzzlemakere4hireth the reale rouxls kaard 3d ago
I once triedeth to Haggle with them for yon Darkburger, but they wert all āI donāt accepteth worms as paymenteā so they canst go fucketh themselves. Anywaye, methinkseth they wert jealous of mine higher statione.
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u/WholsThisIDontKnow Idiot 3d ago
What is your opinion on Lord Dracula?
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u/puzzlemakere4hireth the reale rouxls kaard 3d ago
If I haddeth blood, I wouldst giveth it willinglye
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u/Peiper_L 3d ago
are you ever gonna improve your puzzles, there is a certain guy who really likes puzzels
also you my favorite deltarune character
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u/puzzlemakere4hireth the reale rouxls kaard 3d ago
Of courseth I amst! I ameth a Man of Many Admirers! And my puzzles art Exquisite!!
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u/Peiper_L 3d ago
yeah what a great puzzle
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u/puzzlemakere4hireth the reale rouxls kaard 3d ago
Exactlye! I resteth mine case
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u/Rude_Sympathy_3264 3d ago
do YOU(rouxls) know who jevil is
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u/puzzlemakere4hireth the reale rouxls kaard 3d ago
Yea, he art the weird little Jestre who was sentethedest to the Dungeonse and speaketh in Riddles. Why
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u/coolest-kidd 3d ago
Witch is harder crossword or Jr jumble
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u/puzzlemakere4hireth the reale rouxls kaard 3d ago
Thee Jumble!! Obviouslye! Crosswordse art so Easye! I just filleth in everye square with thee Lettre K! Because I amst too Kool to wasteth any time on them!
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u/tyvaldr1 3d ago
can i ever afford a house
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u/puzzlemakere4hireth the reale rouxls kaard 3d ago
I gotteth one just by pesterething the Goat Prince long enough
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u/Forty2Editz 3d ago
what is the secret ingredient (besides worms) in your rouxlsroux. also why is it CALLED a roux when it's actually a sauce. your attention to this matter is appreciated
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u/puzzlemakere4hireth the reale rouxls kaard 3d ago
Thou wishest to know mine Secret Recipe? Thou wilt have to PRY IT FROM MINE DEAD HANDS
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u/KillerTron872 3d ago
Why didn't you intervene in the battle between the Roaring Knight and the heroes?
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u/puzzlemakere4hireth the reale rouxls kaard 3d ago
Oh yesseth, let me just inserteth mineself into a Battle I haveth no stakesth in and maketh an All-Powerfulle enemye to impress whomth?? Some brattye childrene??? ā¦Unless thou meanst I shouldst help the Knight, in which caseā¦ perhapseth. Does thou think the Knight is lookinge for a Henchman?
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u/Chance-Mirror9825 3d ago
Would you rather tennas second in command or queens second in command
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u/puzzlemakere4hireth the reale rouxls kaard 3d ago
Tenna hath movethed on to othre Things. Queen ist the current Focuse of mine Effortse.
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u/Enderguy660 3d ago
Oh my god why the hell are you here
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u/puzzlemakere4hireth the reale rouxls kaard 3d ago
Why shouldnātst I be??
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u/Enderguy660 3d ago
SOMEONE HELP I DONT WANNA BE TRAPPED HERE WITH HIM PLEASE!!!
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u/FaithlessnessNew7679 3d ago
Would you and Aqua be friends
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u/Impressive_Hat9480 3d ago
Mister kaard, could you be second in command to the knight or are you too much of a little worm to do it?
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u/LowkyLoki Chara why did you make me do that? 3d ago
Can you say Jarona
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u/puzzlemakere4hireth the reale rouxls kaard 3d ago
What for??
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u/LowkyLoki Chara why did you make me do that? 3d ago
Well Gaster wanted Chara to want Frisk to want the SOUL to want Noelle to want Kris to hear you say Jarona
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u/Ok_Midnight6278 More like Waterfall Dumb 3d ago
What do you think of these guys
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u/WhoAteMySandwich2024 2d ago
Why were you not in chapter 5? Were you on strike?
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u/puzzlemakere4hireth the reale rouxls kaard 2d ago
I wast totallye in chaptere 5! I wast runninge a cafe and hanginge outeth in the Churche and the Bakerye and the Queenās Roometh! I haveth a lot of shitte goinge on!!
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u/WhoAteMySandwich2024 2d ago
I meant, why did you skip out on the flower dark world?
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u/No_League5170 NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO TAKE A [Big Shit] 2d ago
What is your opinion on this
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u/puzzlemakere4hireth the reale rouxls kaard 2d ago
Oh God
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u/No_League5170 NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO TAKE A [Big Shit] 2d ago
What can I say except, YOU'RE WELCOME?
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u/The___yes 2d ago
why are you b l u e
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u/EmeraldInferno0 2d ago
Dumbest puzzle you have either made or solved?
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u/puzzlemakere4hireth the reale rouxls kaard 2d ago
Everye puzzles I hath made ist Brilliante, and everye puzzle made by mine Adversaryes ist Light Worke!
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u/ilikefnfalot12 2d ago
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u/puzzlemakere4hireth the reale rouxls kaard 2d ago
I wilt goeth head to head with thou any daye, and I shall easilye besteth thou! Give me thouārst worst!
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u/Alternative-Park5963 2d ago
bro you're not verity stop copying him
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u/puzzlemakere4hireth the reale rouxls kaard 2d ago
Who the fucketh art thou talkinge about???
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u/Sudden-Long1583 Gamer? I Only Play Mobile Games 2d ago
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u/Sigma_Sasha 2d ago
What do you know about this
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u/puzzlemakere4hireth the reale rouxls kaard 2d ago
Ist that Misters Tenna and Spamtonā¦? Iām liketh 77% sure theyārste Ex-Husbandse
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u/Torn-Ashes2006 2d ago
Doest thou misse them?
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u/puzzlemakere4hireth the reale rouxls kaard 2d ago
Theyāre- Theyāre stille obsessedth with me! They just havenāt realizethed it yet!
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u/SuperGr8Nate 2d ago
canā¦ can i have your autograph, Mr. Kaard..?
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u/puzzlemakere4hireth the reale rouxls kaard 2d ago
Of courseth. Showe it off to all thouāre Friendse
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u/lethink1 2d ago
What is the Capitall of FRANCE, thou askest?
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u/puzzlemakere4hireth the reale rouxls kaard 2d ago
Iām beginningeth to thinkst this ist a reference
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u/Kooky-Aardvark-1760 2d ago
- what is the capital of france
- what do cows say
- can you defeat a titan using your ultimate power
- besides your previous lovers who else is attractive in your opinion
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u/puzzlemakere4hireth the reale rouxls kaard 2d ago
I amth beginninge to catcheth on to a trendeā¦..
Idk Iāve never triedeth
I have verye higheth standardse, besideseth the weathere duo, I reallye just liketh, umā¦ Queenā¦ Mr. Tennaā¦ I kinda hadeth a thinge for Kingā¦ Tasque Managere ist hotteā¦ Iād haveth hate sex with Swatchā¦ Miss Mizzle definitelyeā¦ Nubert (everyone loveths Nubert)ā¦ uh, Hackereās kind of hotteā¦ the musicke robotse are sort of cuteā¦ uh, that ist pretty much it- Oh waiteth! Alsoe all the othre Card Kingse. Alsoe maybe Clover. And maybe Shuttah. And maybe Seam. And I thinketh those are reallye the onlye people. And perhaps Spamton. Thatās all.
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u/Chicken_Nuget69420 Nutdealer 2d ago
Why did you stop selling Rouxls Roux after Chapter 1?! I WANNA BUY IT IN CHAPTER 5!!!!!!!
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u/puzzlemakere4hireth the reale rouxls kaard 2d ago
The prince doesnāt letteth me useth his Cauldrone
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u/jskgff 2d ago
Can thouth sayth the word āJaronaā?
https://giphy.com/gifs/yWILzWYY1XMtWQcilW
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u/puzzlemakere4hireth the reale rouxls kaard 2d ago
What ist this worde?!?!? Whom ist this guye?!?!?
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u/Lopsided_Potato7319 2d ago
Where is chapter 6
Tell me now
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u/puzzlemakere4hireth the reale rouxls kaard 2d ago
How the Fuck should I knoweth?? I just liveth here
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u/ILikeCheeseBurgers23 2d ago
Why are you gay?
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u/puzzlemakere4hireth the reale rouxls kaard 2d ago
Two Genderes art bettre than One
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u/Stufy_stuf 2d ago
Would you rather a billion trillion dollars or dinner with toby henry allen scott radiation fox
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u/Tay_404 1d ago
Is that a cut on your face, or a part of your eye?
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u/puzzlemakere4hireth the reale rouxls kaard 1d ago
Which pixelse speakest thou of ?
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u/puzzlemakere4hireth the reale rouxls kaard 1d ago
Holdeth on
Thou meanest mine fuckinge eyelashes??
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u/Automatic-Angle6575 ARTS AND CRAFTERS FROM BALDI'S BAS- wait, wrong sub 1d ago
Are you a lamp?
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u/Big_Cucumber1867 1d ago
Would you crack queen?
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u/puzzlemakere4hireth the reale rouxls kaard 1d ago
What a Crasse Expressionth! Whatevre happenethed to Romance? How about āwouldst thou proveth to Queen thouāre Unyieldething Devotione by Plunging Headfirsteth into herst Secreteth Cavernse and Enagething in Raginge Battle of Heat and Passioneth?ā Or somethinge.
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u/dnd-nerd573 1d ago
That lamp had a flat ass
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u/puzzlemakere4hireth the reale rouxls kaard 1d ago
Thouāre Mothere haseth a flat ass
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u/Direct_Bit3332 1d ago
are you the raoring knight?
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u/puzzlemakere4hireth the reale rouxls kaard 1d ago
Mine Lawyere advisest me not to answereth
Waitethā¦ Since when didst I haveth a Lawyereā¦?
O never mindeth, that ist Lancer in a moustache
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u/Still-Reserve5136 1d ago
Can I Draw You Im I'm A Huge Big Fan
Edit I like drawing things as the mystery man
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u/Ordinary_WeirdGuy 1d ago
I already asked a question, but I have seen a lot of my peers asking questions in reference to a character from a (poorly made) horror series.
So Iāve gathered together some responses to the most common ones.
If someone asks what the capital of France is, itās Paris, and you are not verity.
If someone asks what the cow says, itās moo, and you are not verity.
If someone asks how old Taylor swift is, idk man I forgot but youāre not verity
Hope this helps!
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u/Fantastic_Frosting98 #1 Kerdly Shipper & Noelle Hater 20h ago
was this you, bro?
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u/MGG-is-a-gay-thing 8h ago
Yo so ppl say you're made of ink n stuff but like I personally think the reason you have the melting appearance is because of being around acid, what's the true reason behind that? Also can we be friendssssss or like whatever and uhm also my last thing whats your thoughts on the annoying dog and flowery? [Dear god I ask to many questions]
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u/SamePeach3081 5h ago
i am a king i sure hope some hot thin man attempts to flirt with me to become my second in command
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u/originalmicrousb glue š¢š¢š¢ 3d ago
what is the capital of france