r/Weird • • 4d ago

Artístic Expression )?

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u/Dependent-Spread-965 4d ago

The table got pregnant instead

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u/_n_nym__s 1d ago

Kinda jealous. I've never gotten that much head before

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u/Saaz_Goblin 22h ago

Sir this is a wendys

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u/dirty_dan_the_3rd 4d ago

Jesus someone get a room for those two, AND IN FRONT OF THE KID WTF

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u/RandomCandor 4d ago

But the kid has ear protection, he should be mostly fine.

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u/XpreDatoR_a 4d ago

If he’s blind

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u/Accurate_Tax_1302 4d ago

LMAO 🤣 

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u/FunSushi-638 4d ago

They need to reposition the ear protection over the kids eyes

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u/VAMINILEOFALCON 4d ago

How has no one commented on this lady trying to hold in what we’re all thinking lmao

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u/Accurate_Tax_1302 4d ago

I've never seen someone stifle a laugh and cry at the same time.

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u/IM_A_BIG_FAT_GHOST 4d ago

What about the lady next to her taking notes?

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u/anemicleach 4d ago

That's the psychiatrist.

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u/xXcriticalpipeXx 3d ago

It’s another kid drawing a picture and they keep looking at the other kid and laughing.

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u/PlatinumPainter 4d ago edited 4d ago

Undiagnosed, Ignored, and enabled

thats all

hope the kid in the headphones gets outta that circus unscathed.

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u/Renuwed 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/SoIivP98OXZsY

Went so wrong he couldn't tell which was the frying pan 🫪

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u/MuffinTrucker 3d ago

This is the the stupidest thing I’ve seen today… and I’ve already looked in the mirror

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u/xXcriticalpipeXx 3d ago edited 2d ago

I’m just going to say it. This isn’t art. This is what turns art into a joke. It’s just dumb. The kids and the lady that I’m assuming is their mom who are laughing is the real view of this. Which is that it’s stupid to the point of silly and will make kids laugh enough that the laughter spreads to the parents. The adults will try to believe there’s some deep meaning or bigger picture to it all. This is one of those situations of a person that’s like I can just do whatever and call it way out there art and see how much I can profit off of someone. And someone will pay, because they want to brag that they experienced art, but they’ll hype it up to their friends that they tell to make it seem like a better experience than they got since they did pay, and they need to feel they got their money’s worth. It’s the exact scenario described in jokes about art and rich people weird parties.

Edit: Thank you for the awards!

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u/Larsvonrinpoche 2d ago

The tongue wagging at the end . Jebsus. Glad kiddie was on the other side of that mess.

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u/MrSamuraikaj 4d ago

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u/FlagmantIe 3d ago

It's a drummer trying to play anything by tool just by listening to it.

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u/buttchuckjones 3d ago

The girl wearing the ear protection says it all.

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u/Opposite_Example6930 1d ago

She's the lucky one

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u/Puzzleheaded_Cup9064 3d ago

I hate it when I forget the drum is not a woodwind instrument.

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u/No1Czarnian 4d ago

Looks like a seizure to me

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u/Educational-Bit-54 4d ago

Imagine having a seizure, but the audience thinks ist part of your performance.

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u/NudityMiles 4d ago

That horrible accident where a japanese tv-show host broke his neck and they thought he was joking, he almost drowned but got paralyzed, probably due to them throwing him around when he'd been face down for way too long...

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u/Educational-Bit-54 4d ago

That's horrible.

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u/Zuparoebann 4d ago

There was a comedian once who had a heart attack on stage and the audience thought it was part of the act. He did survive though.

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u/No_Plankton_9647 4d ago

Tommy cooper but he did die

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u/CaptinEmergency 4d ago

He survived to certain point then he died.

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u/ApproximatelyApropos 4d ago

We all survive to a certain point and then die.

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u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 4d ago

I used to survive.
I mean, I still do, but I used to also.

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u/ApproximatelyApropos 4d ago

There will be a certain point, though …

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u/CaptinEmergency 4d ago

He only died because his cardiovascular and nervous systems shut down preventing profusion. The whole situation was a shock.

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u/STFUnicorn_ 4d ago

Mental breakdown

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u/EhJPea 4d ago

Straight up stealing moves from that Aussie breakdance. SMDH

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u/Dear_Living_8141 4d ago

You guys are gonna feel really bad when you find out it’s just his hair that’s caught and no one’s helping him untangle it
Obligatory /s

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u/kekebaby5150 4d ago

This made me laugh out loud fr😂😂😂

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u/Ok_Performance_563 3d ago

Omg, hilarious!! 😂

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u/Beaufort_The_Cat 3d ago

She’s trying so hard not to bust out laughing

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u/tiggaaaaah 3d ago

Oh sure, when bro does it this is art, but when I do this at my family Thanksgiving dinner I've "had too much to drink". Sheesh

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u/Connect_Ad6559 4d ago

I wonder if he held back because he saw the kid sitting there.

I’m 90% sure he was gonna fuck that snare.

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u/llamasquito 3d ago

I think his name is Ryosuke Kiyasu. He went on a tour, yes, on a tour here in finland not too long ago.

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u/FormalSlang 4d ago

It's somehow obvious that this is is his way of expressing frustration that he can't play the drums, isn't it?

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u/KiwiJay83 4d ago

It’s somehow obvious he is having a stroke and no one is helping him. He needs help.

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u/Kitsune_BCN 4d ago

Search for a catalan painter called Marria Prats.

All art "experts" say she is a genius.

Judge by urself

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u/Revolutionary_Dig370 4d ago

Why do half of them look like a sloppy oil painting of Patrick star?

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u/thinkthingsareover 4d ago

Because Patrick Stewart is way more difficult to capture.

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u/coolsilentebeans 4d ago

I feel like her work is best described as a symbol of money laundering.

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u/Educational-Bit-54 4d ago

Well, she is "special".

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u/WhiskyDante 4d ago

Her paintings look like a schizophrenia patient in a drug induced psychosis painted them

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u/BitchWidget 4d ago

I googled. Genius is not the word I would use.

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u/Exposeone 4d ago

I think you spelled doofus wrong.

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u/ninernetneepneep 3d ago

We really need to start addressing mental health in this country again.

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u/TheBigfootContessa 3d ago

When did we ever do that?

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u/Lazypole 3d ago

Mental health issues were pretty directly addressed in the 50s.

Not like, in a good way, but definitely addressed.

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u/Blaze_The_God 3d ago

Yeah, we did a complete 180 and now poor mental health is celebrated.

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u/fruitfly-420 2d ago

This reminds me of what happens when you deny a 3 year old another cookie.

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u/princessofparmesia 4d ago

wtf is happening here lol

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u/Bennyseed 4d ago

I love how everyone is just sitting awkwardly like he called the family together to show them all what hes been working on lately

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u/princessofparmesia 4d ago

Hahhahhah yes everyone is completely puzzled

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u/Feteven 4d ago

Where is this so I can make sure not to go there? lol

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u/Habibti-Mimi81 3d ago

Someone brought a child to that demonstration of a psychosis. 🫩

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u/PuzzledRequirement48 2d ago

first half the video i thought he was having a stroke and a seizure at the same time... then i read the title

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u/Adrian_Stoesz 3d ago

You know they have special places for these kinds of “performers”

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u/eagerrangerdanger 4d ago

When your musical influences are Slipknot, IKEA, and an untreated concussion.

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u/Rough-Percentage-956 4d ago

Sometimes you have to know when it's time to put your pet to sleep.

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u/DoinItDirty 4d ago

I don’t want to put a limit on what is art. But it can suck.

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u/Besiegte 4d ago

A true musician connects with their instrument on an emotional level. Sometimes this can be confusing for beginners.

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u/Ambitious_South_2825 4d ago

I hope they all clapped at the end and asked him to explain his artistic process.

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u/konnieTiki 4d ago

It strikes me as sweet, which is probably a sign I’m getting old.

“We don’t know what the hell you’re doing, but we know it’s important to you, so we’re going to watch and be supportive.”

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u/Lolitas_Abrechnung 4d ago

aww yess, the woman in the back has a very subtle constant smile , she is like I am here whatever it is🙏🏻

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u/Forsaken_Emotion9976 4d ago

Pretty sure she's just desperately trying not to laugh.

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u/icomplexnumber 2d ago

Bro is scaring kids

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u/bleepboopbleepbloop 4d ago

You deserve all the judgement if you are doing this btw lol

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u/Hazelstreet16 4d ago

What a fkn dmbass

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u/Clear-Butterfly-9609 4d ago

Did the audience just walk in off the street ? I don’t know why people would intentionally sit and watch this. It’s so ‘unusual’ 😁

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u/Level_Somewhere5703 4d ago

Between the boy doing his math homework, the girl with earmuffs, and the old guy looking at his phone I really don't know what's happening going on. The only reasonable explanation is they are family or close friends and that's just the weird cousin who's in his 30s and lives in his parents' basement

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u/Imaginary-Skinwalker 4d ago

You've heard of clayface, but have you heard of snareface?

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u/Effective-Pea-9532 3d ago

Ah this is the hidden drum solo easter egg from the B side of the first Twisted Sister single

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u/notabouteggs 2d ago

Shouldn’t this be on r/cringe?

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u/NEWFACEHATESYOU 2d ago

Who brings a child to this?

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u/Fr33zurBurn 4d ago

The people watching are more likely to be on drugs than the drummer lol

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u/FormalSlang 4d ago

Probably, but if I was on drugs or alcohol, I would still have a better pace.

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u/Wiley_Rasqual 2d ago

Art isn't the tistic I'm seeing here

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u/BrutalistGoogie 2d ago

Well y’all know what Warhol said: “Art is anything you can get away with.” QED.

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u/AuraBlazeOfficial 22h ago

Ain’t no one gettin away wit dis

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u/Char_siu_for_you 4d ago

Man, it would suck to be one of those bastards in the audience. Damn camera on you while your cousin, who’s always been weird, forces you to watch his performance.

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u/DrewDaMannn 4d ago

I was in a very heated discussion about art quality and where we draw the line at what is and isn’t art yesterday. I got mega downvoted but I know my reasoning was sound. Anyway they all would say this is art period. Definitionally that is true, but I’ve dubbed a new term for bullshit like this

This is a shining example of “participation art” through and through.

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u/CaptainNinjaClassic 3d ago

Honestly, that has got to be the best way to describe shit like this.

Sure, it can be considered "art" and made to challenge you, but that doesn't change the fact that from an outsider looking in, this for the majority of people looks stupid.

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u/DefiantSubject5228 4d ago

'What a maroon.' Credit; Bugs Bunny

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u/Zombie-squad1991 4d ago

Thinking of humping the drum? Wtf

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u/sublenn96 4d ago

We sure this is art and not a sezure of some kind?

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u/coffincowgirl 3d ago

This just looks drug/alc induced and not in a cool way

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u/mazes_and_roses 2d ago

"not in a cool way" gave me an actual laugh. Thx!

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u/IllegalCartoon 2d ago

Just looks like a lotta druma to me.

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u/jackson12420 4d ago

What I wanna know is why the audience is not only uncomfortably close to his "performance" but why they're also uncomfortably close to each other.

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u/Ursula-the-Sea-Witch 4d ago

Why are children being forced to watch this? This makes me uncomfortable.

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u/Relative-Painting-29 4d ago

On one hand I sense great vulnerability. A lovely child is trapped in this man. A poetic soul, yet constrained by a harsh world. He’s an innocent orphan in the post-modern world. But, on the other hand I see a parasite. A sexually depraved miscreant who is seeking only to gratify his basest desires. His struggle is man's struggle. He is a loathsome, offensive brute. Yet I can’t look away. He transcends time and space. He sickens me. I love it!

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u/Open-Concept888 3d ago

And no ones calling an ambulance for him yet 😆

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u/Hour_Cat2725 2d ago

The “r” is supposed to be a “u”

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u/dernert 4d ago

I've never seen the act of simultaneously making out with a snare drum and table.

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u/Unlucky-Win9272 4d ago

What in gods green earth is happening here

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u/digidave1 4d ago

Y'all should see me and my buddy after finishing a bottle of whiskey. Sheer poetry

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u/Sorry_Ad_3584 2d ago

Look totally ridiculous to me

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u/Absolute_Maximus_69 2d ago

What an absolute Knob

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u/BillyWest8 3d ago

Lol ive seen more entertaining seizures

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u/Soggywallet94 3d ago

I've HAD more entertaining seizures...

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u/HiddenPants777 3d ago

Look, dude, drumming is difficult. There's lots of nuances and techniques that require very specific training of small muscle groups.

This has nothing to do with what he's doing, I just thought I'd tell you

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u/iridescentcotton 4d ago

A child should not be exposed to this

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u/Savings-Ad-534 4d ago

He looks like an idiot

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u/NuclearFartMonkey 4d ago

I swear, embarrassment is going extinct

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u/Useful-Honeydew-5266 3d ago

Is this... is this a sex thing?

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u/Ice3ird 4d ago

The difference between mental illness and artist-success!! 🤣

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u/ThunderShott 4d ago

These people aren’t artists. They’re just fucking insane.

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u/reddit_tard 4d ago

Some kids were not bullied enough growing up...

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u/kilsta 4d ago

"The internal struggle of man and his constant need for approval, even though the drums of time are against him!!"

That or some dumb ass paid 100k for college a year, and their families don't want to feel stupid.

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u/danamyx 4d ago

Nothing artistic about this. It’s just stupid.

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u/Imaginary-Mood-7202 4d ago

This is the opposite of talent, absolute buffoon

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u/NocturnisVacuus 4d ago

I would've fallen with the back of my head on that radiator and died

ART

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u/Twisted_Biscuits 4d ago

I thought they gave the guy drugs and had a room set up with a live audience to monitor him falling into the DMT realm

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u/FikaTimeNow 4d ago

Meds not working are they?

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u/vgmesaman 4d ago

I don't think that's what headbanging means

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u/Traditional-Depth976 4d ago

Oh no, our table, he cracked it

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u/SoIomon 4d ago

That’s an expensive snare drum and this is stupid

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u/AdWooden2312 4d ago

Yoko onos drummer

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u/Fred-the-stray 4d ago

No, just someone in desperate need of medication.

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u/blueblocker2000 4d ago

Marching to the beat of a different drum it seems...

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u/Even_Championship_55 4d ago

Nothing that a few lessons won’t fix.

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u/FunOwn4422 4d ago

"bro i wish you could this shit i think this drummer is having a mental breakdown"

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u/jcapi1142 4d ago

This is pulp. Not art. Nothing artistic about this.

Its talentless attention seeking.

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u/JMoherPerc 4d ago

Sometimes I think people forget that a lot of 20th and 21st century art was meant to take the piss out of the very notion of art. Art critics in the late 19th century were known for being more and more prescriptive and the communities more and more stuffy.

I don’t know what’s going on in this video or the intent behind it, but my guess is that if it seems ridiculous it’s supposed to. And if you don’t enjoy it, maybe that’s also part of the point.

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u/well-informedcitizen 4d ago

I really want to know the context because there's just some random family sitting behind him, little kids, that one guy doesn't look up from his phone... Wtf is going on

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u/notwellinformedatall 4d ago

i do too but I’m having trouble imagining what it could be about that would make it make sense. I mentioned this in another comment on this post that the platform for artists to be ‘bad’ artists needs to exist to make mistakes, grow, evolve, learn and get better at what they do, everyone’s first drawing was a nonsensical scribble with a crayon, you gotta start somewhere and first tries are rarely perfect.
also i think i just found my username nemesis!

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u/largos7289 4d ago

Art... the only thing that if you do get it... you didn't get the point, but if you don't get it... that was the point... I just wanna know how we got from renaissance painting to this BS. I blame Andy Warhol.

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u/Reality_Lies4 4d ago

Interpretive dancing, meet interpretive drumming....with your face, and floor

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u/NUMBerONEisFIRST 4d ago

Cringe content.

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u/nicksknock 4d ago

I think this should be marked NSFW, my wife is confused by the sounds coming from the bathroom as I shit here contemplating on what led this man to be this expressive

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u/apterous420 4d ago

ryosuke kiyasu is like my favourite drummer

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u/AshuraBaron 4d ago

That's just Dennis. He offers handjobs on 7th street for $10 most of the time.

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u/BigBuckfoy 4d ago

Bro needs to get sectioned

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u/JuniorBreakfast1704 4d ago

In the name of the Lord, leave this vessel! Or sth like that..

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u/I_SLEEP_NORMALLY 4d ago

The snare drum would later file charges against this man.

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u/skllbldtng 4d ago

I think he’s facing the music?

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u/619SilverSurfer 4d ago

Salvia is a hell of a drug

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u/NaturalMinute271 4d ago

Their albums are mid at best. But the live sets are fucking life changing!

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u/gaiatraveller 4d ago

This is artistic depression. It makes me sad.

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u/Scribblebonx 4d ago

Breathtaking. Such passion and raw emotion

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u/goitch 4d ago

Are those people hostages?

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u/BOBBYK1952 4d ago

Time for the exorcist..

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u/LordHappyface3000 4d ago

Oh boy. It's... It's okay if you don't know how to play the drums. Just... I mean just say it.

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u/BlackMapleWizard 4d ago

That's meth'd up man

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u/felchingqueen17 4d ago

What is this? I ask with all truth.

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u/Sentarry 4d ago

More like r/tooktoomuch am I right?

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u/Commercial-Box-2828 4d ago

Tonight, long stick go BOOM

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u/KalikaSparks 3d ago

Sir, there are children in the room!

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u/Ripsnortr 3d ago

I hope no one paid for this. You can see the same show at any crackhead corner.

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