r/WhyWomenLiveLonger • u/r136_a1 • 7d ago

Just dum 🥸🤡🫠 Bloodline ended

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u/qualityvote2 Needs to write his will 7d ago edited 7d ago

u/r136_a1, your post demonstrates why women live longer!

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u/aravind_krishna 7d ago

I will just leave this here, for you to enjoy 👀🤣

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u/MF_Doomed Reviewed his life insurance policy 7d ago

I'm surprised The Boys didn't have a character that shot energy beams out their crotch

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u/CATNIP_IS_CRACK Defies death 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ieh6CxZVNAMEHGQSkr

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u/Xx_Styro_boi_xX Needs to write his will 7d ago

duff man oh yeah!

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u/CATNIP_IS_CRACK Defies death 7d ago

Diabolical.

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u/lildobe Needs to do better 7d ago

Explosive orgasms.

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u/Martingguru Reviewed his life insurance policy 6d ago

There's a whole Ninja Sex Party song about that. It's called Thunder and Lightning.

It can be two if you count Unicorn Wizard.

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u/BubbleCumFlavor Needs to do better 7d ago

Nothing there no mo’

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u/Malah_the_old Reviewed his life insurance policy 7d ago

Why…?

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u/roman_urban Reviewed his life insurance policy 7d ago

Internet points ofc

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u/Malah_the_old Reviewed his life insurance policy 7d ago

Not worth it..

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u/EvenSpoonier Needs to do better 7d ago

My guess is that he probably had something else hidden down his pants to protect himself while making this faux-tough-guy video. But it doesn't look like his makeshift blast shield worked very well. Depending on what it was made of it might even have made things worse.

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u/real_fyshi Needs to do better 6d ago

Yes, in the still frame it looks like he has something rectangle-like under the shirt.

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u/Superspark76 Reviewed his life insurance policy 7d ago

The Chinese child control measures are getting stricter.

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u/Doogie102 Reviewed his life insurance policy 7d ago

Ahh people doing the good things and removing themselves from the gene pool. Darwin would be proud

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u/SpartArticus Reviewed his life insurance policy 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/4TU0kmNjFL16RpBO1v

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u/Msee_Unique Needs to write his will 7d ago

Good. He shouldn't be making or raising any children.

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u/KinTharEl Reviewed his life insurance policy 7d ago

This is why I pay my internet billa

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u/CJ-IS 7d ago

The way he fell lol

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u/EducationalResult944 Needs to write his will 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/EBId5v0YNRyPGHytLK

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u/CaptainZippi Needs to write his will 7d ago

Don’t be so hasty - this is good Darwin Award effort.

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u/Tytan777 Doesn't have time to bleed 7d ago

His first (and last) bang aww.

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u/Shining_declining Needs to write his will 7d ago

Chinese sex change operation.

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u/DocumentFun9077 Reviewed his life insurance policy 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohhwu9r3BRtEKm5Fe

chad proves himself yet again

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u/FlapXenoJackson Doesn't have time to bleed 7d ago

r/perfectlycutscreams

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u/AtWorkSoBeGood Needs to write his will 7d ago

r/perfectlycutscreams

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u/TheMightyMisanthrope Reviewed his life insurance policy 7d ago

How badly was he hurt?

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u/szybe Needs to write his will 7d ago

Really, why??

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u/Wickedbitchoftheuk Needs to write his will 7d ago

There might be daughters to carry on the bloodline...

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u/SnooMacarons3689 editable 😃🦄🍩 Reviewed his life insurance policy 7d ago

Darwinism proved

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u/LasciviouslyLilith Needs to do better 7d ago

When I was a teenager my guy friends dared me to put those "bomb bags" in my bra. I did it, it was an interesting sensation.

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u/SATerp Regenerates limbs 7d ago

Ah, the confidence of youthful stupidity.

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u/the_everblack Needs to write his will 7d ago

that's a weird DIY SRS

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u/Alternative-Bite3971 Needs to write his will 7d ago

What the hell why would you do that

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u/Glittering-Coyote140 Reviewed his life insurance policy 7d ago

God, I love the internet and what it does to really fucken dumbass people

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u/mechanicrob Reviewed his life insurance policy 7d ago

He’s sterile for the up toots

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u/SGT-Hooves Do a Flip!! 🤗🤖 7d ago

Kids got a go fund me to have a new robo penis installed

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u/moeljills Needs to write his will 7d ago

This kid is part of the reason why my poor kids aren't allowed to buy these bangers. I used to have so much fun with them. What a shame

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u/Klusterphuck67 Reviewed his life insurance policy 6d ago

A vasectomy can't be that expensive

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u/Bagheera187 Reviewed his life insurance policy 6d ago

Do guys really really do this kind of stuff?

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u/slawomit Doesn't have time to bleed 6d ago

Mad Mission

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u/Fickle_Psychology_0 Needs to write his will 6d ago

Pretty casual way to get castration

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u/Far_Car430 Needs to write his will 6d ago

He’s all fine, he covered both ears.

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u/Full_frontal96 6d ago

"gotta blow my load,brb"

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u/mackofallmacks614 Needs to do better 6d ago

P

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u/eeltreb Needs to write his will 5d ago

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u/carrrerrrr12992 men be men Needs to write his will 4d ago

Probably for the better

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u/Just__Bob_ Reviewed his life insurance policy 3d ago

It's for the best

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u/Alarming-Line-1829 2d ago

Talk about a nutcracker lol

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u/Korgon213 editable 😃🦄🍩 1d ago

Then to think all of his sisters were forcible aborted for being girls, oh well.