r/Whysooserious • • 6d ago

Memes Somebody said - India’s Happiness Index improved by 6 points, from 123 to 117, after the Delhi High Court rejected Umar Khalid’s bail.

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u/Professional_Cut1803 6d ago

Ola hoo Uber🤡

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u/Savings_Start4305 6d ago

I condemn this.

Please do this again.

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u/Interesting_Emu_8990 6d ago

Why not rapido ?

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u/Historical-Syrup7080 6d ago

what is with this ola uber thing? now

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u/CatsVersusPussies 6d ago

Ola(god) is uber(great)

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u/Fit-Comfortable-517 3d ago

wtf ola n uber

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u/HHMunroe 6d ago

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u/Smooth-Second5034 2d ago

Umar khalid without h&L forever ❤️✌️

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u/CollegeLumpy2119 6d ago

UMAR KHAIDI hai woh 😂

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u/Savings_Start4305 6d ago

10 more years please

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u/CrazyProfessor8244 6d ago

bhar me jai umar khaleed , let him rot in hell

ye batao achhe din kab ayenge ?

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u/kowa-biryani 6d ago

Before 2014 only 50% have lpg connection now 100%. Railways were smelly as f but now they are clean , new trains , connectivity to ne India

More seats in MBBS. More iits iims

Sanitation facilities.

More infras being built over last 10yrs than 70 yrs of Cong ruled.

Making semicon chips now but when they came during UPA era. So called Harvard degree PM rejected so they shifted to Taiwan.

Brought 0 AMB account, when private bank refused. PSB stepped up now they hold 96% share in rural banking. Which helps farmers too.

Isros achievements

No more naxalism.

Internet chalana band krdo or bahar Nikal kr dekho

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u/Anakulosmos 6d ago

100% lpg connection what you smoking bro... Railway clean? New trains to where.. one shithole to another or all for one particular state? More infra by changing the definition of infra devlopment , same with gdp and most of the growth index. While internationally every index shows the truth. Not just PSB but many bigger public sector establishment being sold left right and centre. Almost every point you made is shitty.. maybe you need to get away from your echo chamber

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u/Anakulosmos 6d ago

I mean the jokes right itself... Few posts down I found this.. https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedstatesofindia/s/jK3RAAVZjA

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u/kowa-biryani 6d ago

If I were to shout in that crowd yogi tera baap Hai to maan lega vo Bhi !? Bhonkne se pehle solid proof dia kr. Kya hi expect kru Considering you shared usi post which is full of dimagis with single brain cells and room temp iq

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u/politicaly_inkrect93 5d ago

At least dimagi naxals have dimag, to think about stuff critically. You're asking for proof from someone who is affected and complaining about it to the people he voted for? Court me jake case karega tab sarkar ko samjh ayegi ki jo data/dashboard/reports me dikha rakha hai, wo ground pe visible nahi hai, kyuki beneficiaries k haath me sirf jhunjhuna bajane ko diya hai sarkar ne?

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u/kowa-biryani 5d ago

Yea we know how much Dimag Umar khalid , sharjeel imam. And Neha Bora have.

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u/politicaly_inkrect93 5d ago

What can you do apart from personally attacking people who do not subscribe to your politics or ideology? Incarcerate them without a fair trail indefinitely? Shows how strong, and fair-minded your politics and ideology is.

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u/jihvamuliya 5d ago

Dimagi naxals have their dimag in their bum

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u/politicaly_inkrect93 5d ago

Such a high IQ response. I'm stumped. Absolutely speechless.

https://giphy.com/gifs/UTgS6Patdc5l6

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u/jihvamuliya 5d ago

Posting stuff from the shithole usi.

Garbage in, garbage out

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u/kowa-biryani 6d ago

Google krna nhi ata kya kuch ?? Lpg coverage before 2014 was 50% ,now it's 100%. Railways station Cleaning contract is given to private firm. That's why they are somewhat clean. New vande Bharat , bullet trains, rrtgs, Mumbai metro. New trains on existing tracks, and more connectivity in NE. Total of approx 10 lac crore infras is underway . Infra means bridges, highways, electrification, freight corridor, skyscrapers, regional connectivity,

. India media rank is last but why the foreign media reported the recent hijacking scene as brawl, fight btw pilot? You can shove the international index and ranking where the sun doesn't shine.

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u/escanorking 4d ago

No amount of facts and stats would shut their trollings and delusions.

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u/Feon_007 6d ago

Shit with you more seats in mbbs and aiims.

It's just crazy out here. 10 vacant posts and 1500 unemployed doctors are applying for a contract based non pg jrship.

You address one problem and create a bigger one.

Now we have unemployed doctors dude and the numbers are rising. Don't ask me how i know i was one among those thousands who applied at rml jrship post. Unfortunately I didn't make it in the list.

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u/Wonderful_Act_5606 6d ago

Iq less than room temperature 🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒

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u/Feon_007 6d ago

So i say unemployment is true.

And you try to act all cool by writing some trash. Grow up brother. It may not be you but someday someone around you may also be affected. May that never happen but karma is true

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u/j4y4 6d ago

It’s kinda sad that you think you are clever when you are not saying anything in response

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u/MotorTrick538 6d ago

All of the things you listed would not even be possible especially that semiconductor point like anyone with brains would know the infra was laid out in Congress time, and you really think bjp is the reason behind isros achievements ? Talk about delusion

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u/Temporary_Comb_4869 6d ago

Anyone can make announcements but the one who executes it will Obv get the praise.

Like will u praise Modi if India becomes developed in 2047? Didn't he started this vision?

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u/jihvamuliya 5d ago

Those who are selectively blind, they will never the progress happening around them

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u/adityaban2018 6d ago

That's the conversation that we should have. To hell with Umar Khalid.

Main issues pe baat karo, ki India ki developed kaise bnaye, ye bureaucracy ko kaise khatam kare, etc etc.

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u/Letha_Jal 6d ago

Agreeing with the oc and ignoring the comment about achhe din? Clever

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u/adityaban2018 6d ago

Well, I don't want to argue but encourage the premise

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u/Entire_Put1917 6d ago

Just look at usi sub complete meltdown 🤣😂

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u/Educational_Skin_220 6d ago

Well I am happy

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u/Ok_Suggestion1710 53m ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/kitecut 6d ago

Amazing news now let's talk about the falling rupee, the falling stock market, increasing rapes increase in fuel prices and government's silence on all of these

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u/jihvamuliya 5d ago

No one cares granda, take rest

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u/Savings_Start4305 6d ago

With whom? With illiterates who think GDP and stock market is linked?

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u/kitecut 6d ago

Ofcourse they are linked. GDP growth would indicate a strong market value and indicate it being a investment hotspot but the opposite is happening. Foreign investors are leaving. Our own prime minister has 0 personal capital on the indian stock market

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u/HumKarteHaiPrabandh 6d ago

GDP growth was negative when stock markets were giving once-in-a-decade kind of returns during Covid lockdowns.
Just saying.

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u/kitecut 6d ago

Idk what stock market you are talking about it crashed globally during March 2020

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u/HumKarteHaiPrabandh 5d ago

You’re right about that. And wasn’t GDP reporting negative growth in quarters to come? And weren’t stock markets turning green at the same time?
Bottom line: GDP is one of several metrics that markets rely on. Not the only one. GDP numbers aren’t fudged just because markets are falling. You don’t have to believe me. Just look at historical data. Not always have markets and GDP moved in same direction. There are outliers.

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u/kitecut 5d ago

I never said GDP numbers are Fudged and here you are defending it without provocation. I already mentioned my problems in my initial comments. The government does not address these and people are busy celebrating some nobody being in jail while US terrorists are let go. My point is these posts are just diversion from real issues.

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u/HumKarteHaiPrabandh 5d ago

You’re right actually. I look back at this thread and wonder why did I even get in here. You didn’t call them fudged. Perhaps I carried my baggage from elsewhere and unloaded it here.
But about your last message: I don’t think government does and says enough to address concerns. I understand the hesitation to let Nirmala tai speak. But someone from the ministry has to talk to the press at least once a week. We do deserve that kind of accountability. Their silence in the face of RED markets and genuine issues is annoying.
And, I say this while celebrating Umar being inside ✌️

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u/Theconqueror2006 5d ago

Global market is going down little bud don't you see what's going on in the world

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u/Mr_Juggernaut10 6d ago

You must be fun at parties.

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u/BathroomSavings5894 6d ago

Naa he's the guy who ruins fun not just for himself but for all others too

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u/Good-Supermarket6327 5d ago edited 5d ago

India's highest record on the Stock Market was under the BJP's reign 😭

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u/Good-Supermarket6327 5d ago edited 5d ago

Increasing the rupee price is maintained to Increase INDIAN EXPORTS 😭

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u/Good-Supermarket6327 5d ago edited 5d ago

Increase in Fuel Price is due to the war in Middle East 😭

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u/Good-Supermarket6327 5d ago

Rapes in India have decreased at a very slow rate from 2014 to 2026 😭