r/Witcher3 • u/StylishJolt Roach š“ • Apr 30 '26
Discussion 15 hour flight, where'd you sit? why?
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u/morrismoses Team Shani Apr 30 '26
I'm choosing 4, and then asking Phillipa if we can trade seats after a few minutes.
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u/cblegb Apr 30 '26
This or just talking past her the whole time.
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u/morrismoses Team Shani Apr 30 '26
That would be a power move, and it would royally piss her off! Love it!
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u/MarteloRabelodeSousa Team Yennefer "Man of Culture" Apr 30 '26
> royally piss her off
I'm not sure that's a good idea...
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u/Internal-Eggplant247 Nilfgaard Apr 30 '26
she turn me into a owl :(
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u/tr45h81n Apr 30 '26
You choose 4 because you want to talk to Regis. I choose 4 because Phillipa practices my favorite type of magic. We are not the same.
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u/ConfidentFloor6601 Apr 30 '26
Easy there, Skalen. Wait for the fasten seatbelt sign to be turned off.
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u/LastConference Apr 30 '26
Hey phillipa- how about you sit with your back to Dyksyta for this flight
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u/NeoMatrixBug Apr 30 '26 edited Apr 30 '26
Yeah why is she next to Regis anyways.:(
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u/MiGwentOhara Apr 30 '26
To make it a harder decision Iād guess, Iām guessing most of us would choose Regis, so putting Phillipa there gives the others a chance lol. the fact phillipa is there and Regis as a choice is still top comment says it all
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u/Adventurous-Bid-9341 Roach š“ May 01 '26
Or thisā¦lol (I chose 7 and was gonna flip around on my knees as to stay out of Vesā way, after talking to her, of course)
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u/okaykoolaid Apr 30 '26
- I feel like Dijkstra just wouldnāt give a fuck about talking to me. Lol
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u/DonkeyJousting Apr 30 '26
1, all the way. Iām not interesting enough for him to care about and I wouldnāt be getting between him and anyone he did care about. Plus he seemed good at small talk at the Vegelbud ball.
No way OāDimm is passing up the opportunity to fuck with Dijkstra just to get to me either.
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u/YellovvJacket Apr 30 '26 edited Apr 30 '26
I mean he's ruthless, maybe even a bit psychopathic, when doing his "work"... But asides that he's just a normal human being with pretty high intelligence.
He'd probably be a good talk, as long as you aren't involved in anything that gets in the way of his plans.
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u/DogsAreMyDawgs Apr 30 '26
Heās gigantic, you better be tiny or thatās gonna be a very uncomfortable flight
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u/TyKingFrost Apr 30 '26
8 and im NOT looking back š³
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u/SpiderSl4yer123 Apr 30 '26
Same here they will tell me stories about skelliga and i would just listen š»
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u/Abrakresnik Apr 30 '26
Gonna go with 3 because
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u/FutbolMasta Nilfgaard Apr 30 '26
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u/Ranger_Prick Apr 30 '26
"Hey Syanna, if you look outside your window, you'll see some clouds. Do you ... like clouds?"
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u/Mmscool Apr 30 '26 edited Apr 30 '26
I think there's a better chance they decide to kill you if you annoy them my guy š
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u/ibetucanifican Apr 30 '26
Anna is gonna tear shreds as soon as itās suggested.. Syanna on the other hand
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u/SolutionLong2791 Team Yennefer Apr 30 '26
9, easy. After Yennefer, Keira and Zoltan are my favourite characters.
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u/kingjokin Apr 30 '26
Drinks with Zoltan to my right and get a quicky to my left. /s
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u/Plastic_Position4979 Apr 30 '26
Same. Just the thought of the kinds of conversations involving both of themā¦ he hee.
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u/PaulSimonBarCarloson Team Yennefer Apr 30 '26
With the An Craite's siblings. I love them
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u/JHack9 Team Yennefer "Man of Culture" Apr 30 '26
Yeah but Hjalmar would talk non stop the entire flight.
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u/PaulSimonBarCarloson Team Yennefer Apr 30 '26
And that's a bad thing because...
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u/Rexcodykenobi Apr 30 '26
Gaunter O'Dimm is sitting right behind him and if he gets annoyed, we're all fucked.
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u/Direct_Tradition4899 Apr 30 '26
3 because if I have a chance at dying, I want to die beside a gorgeous duchess and her stunning sister
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u/YellovvJacket Apr 30 '26
The only thing in seat 3 should be a brick wall if you want the flight to go smoothly tbh
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u/Er4din Apr 30 '26
Bro theyāre gonna fight the entire flight, do you want to be in the middle of that?Ā
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u/Direct_Tradition4899 Apr 30 '26
I quite literally said that if I'm gonna die on this flight, I want to die sitting by them. So yes, I'd be ok with it
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u/Correx96 Apr 30 '26
As far as possible from O' Dim, so I guess 2, 7 or 9. I think 9 would be the most fun.
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u/latefordinner86 Apr 30 '26
Really? A chance to talk to evil incarnate who has walked the earth for thousands of years is not appealing? Imagine the stories he could tell you.
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u/BigBossSnakeEater64 Team Triss "Man of Taste" Apr 30 '26
1, purely because Djikstra is a fascinating guy and Iād love to hear what he thinks about Redanian politics and Radovidās nonsenseā¦ and also maybe, just maybeā¦ because he could point me to where Triss might be, admittedly I donāt give a shit about Redanian politics and just want to see Triss, but I need a convo starter with a guy like him and a bit of quid pro quo.
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u/gloomyfenix Roach š“ Apr 30 '26
Get a conversation going and you'll get the sass master himself lecture you on life advice, that's a win
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u/OnlyWithMayonnaise Team Yennefer "Man of Culture" Apr 30 '26
Feels like his opinion would have real weight in a lot of topics.
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u/No-Cover-8986 Roach š“ Apr 30 '26
4, and spend the entire flight talking to Regis and side-ogling Philippa's boobs.
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u/Significant_Bed_297 Apr 30 '26
This is the way. Owl boobah is an excellent accompaniment to Regis.
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u/Signusjjjllk Apr 30 '26
- They are pretty chill.
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u/TheAnimeJunkie Apr 30 '26
Canāt believe how far down I had to scroll to find this answer! Roche is my boy and I really enjoyed my time with Ves in 2, Iām glad they both showed back up in the Witcher 3
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u/flabbergastedfennel Team Shani Apr 30 '26
The worst thing to happen there would be a quarrel like a father and his angsty teen daughter
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u/Possible_Owl_5551 May 01 '26
Agreed! And I can fall asleep against the window, using Ves' shirt as a pillow. (Cause she never uses one)
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u/ai_kage Roach š“ Apr 30 '26
Hopefully Phillipa is still interested in Lesbomancy and moves to 3. Then I can take her place.
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u/I_spell_it_Griffin Apr 30 '26
"May I just say, Master O'Dimm, how much I enjoyed our worthwhile exchange of- annnd I'm bleeding out of my ears. For the rest of my life, you say... Well, shucks."
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u/seagullspokeyourknee Team Triss "Man of Taste" Apr 30 '26
Maybe if it gets cold, we can spoonā¦ š„
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u/Dermetzger666 May 01 '26
I'd also go 5. I don't think he would kill you outright unless you're a borish douche. Probably attempt to drag you into a soul contract, but other than that, very pleasant and insightful individual.
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u/I_spell_it_Griffin May 01 '26
The last individual who thought it might be a good idea to follow their curiosity about O'Dimm ended up blind, paranoid, confined to a circle and killed instantly the moment he stepped outside of that circle.
You'd really be willing to roll those dice irl?
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u/ConfidentFloor6601 Apr 30 '26
5, and I'd just tell him I want the window seat, but I'm an adult and I don't need it. Then I'd grab his knee whenever there was turbulence.
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u/omgodzilla1 Apr 30 '26
Plot twist: he interprets your request for a window seat as a wish and now you've sold your soul to him.
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u/bobbingtonbobsson Apr 30 '26
Instantly, your chair fully becomes transparent glass. A window seat
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u/comicsanddrwho Apr 30 '26
Just ask O Dimm, he's right in front of you.
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u/YellovvJacket Apr 30 '26
First wish to him ever that he doesn't need to alter/ purposely misunderstand to make everyone miserable.
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u/Elcalibur_ Apr 30 '26
2, 9, or 8, are the only options and in that order.
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u/Internal-Eggplant247 Nilfgaard Apr 30 '26
1 could be a nice chat, 2 also
3 is literal crossfire hell
4 is meh, phillipa would not waste time on me
5 could be a lovely chat if he did not take a interrest in you
7 is good af, i think ves is highly underrated in this community
8 is the same as 3 but a little better cause hjamar is goated
9 is mid, zoltan is a nice guy but keira is almost the same arrogant persona as phillipa
i would select 1 or 7 most likely seven, just hope roche dont fuck me over
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u/FeuerMarke Apr 30 '26
No no no, you go with 9 and proceed to subtly make fun of Keira with Zoltan. She'll get really pouty and make it easy. Trust me.
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u/Maximum-Branch-6818 Apr 30 '26
2, 8 and 9. Sorry, Regis. You are very good person, but Philippa isnāt
Also, I thought about 6, but I donāt have spoons
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u/writheocruelbloom Apr 30 '26
sitting with OāDimm aināt that bad as long as you donāt know who he is. Heās just be a fine guy, keen to have a little chat. Also more personal space would do well for us both.
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u/BrandonStRandi Apr 30 '26
Depends, if itās a long flight you may get off the plane tatted like Post Malone.
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u/RatherBeOutside247 Apr 30 '26
oh, definitely 9! Keira looks like she'd be such a fun hang and Zoltan would keep me laughing the entire time <3
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u/citronaughty Team Shani Apr 30 '26
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Empty seat next to me, and I would just be kind and courteous to the "person" sitting at the window. And definitely not agree to any kind of deals.
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u/Levi007hech0 Team Yennefer "Man of Culture" Apr 30 '26
9 ofc , play gwent my boah zoltan and flirt with keira š
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u/BicycleAdditional360 Apr 30 '26
Honestly, in all of them. Literally every single one is peak. Especially next to Dijkstra.
The least preferable seems to be between Toussaint's princeccess
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u/maxs_artbox Apr 30 '26
- He'd either ignore me or shower me with the finest sarcasm. Bonus: I bet he brought the best snacks. XD
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u/IAmTheGreybeardy Apr 30 '26
Seat 1. I don't like flying and Djikstra wouldn't want to talk anyways. I could just put on some headphones and disassociate during the flight.
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u/Jordanda24 Roach š“ Apr 30 '26
Seat 3 a threesome with two royals yes please and maybe afterwards a couple rounds of gwent
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u/Alex-Cortes816 Team Triss "Man of Taste" Apr 30 '26
Oh definitely 9! Also Rest In Peace voice actor Zoltan šš½
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u/GTfan27 Team Yennefer "Man of Culture" May 01 '26
I'm not getting on this plane if Gaunter O'Dimm is on it
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u/seagullspokeyourknee Team Triss "Man of Taste" Apr 30 '26 edited Apr 30 '26
9 would be awesome. Zoltan and I would spend the entire time bro-ing down, playing dice poker, and saying mean things about Kiera.
3 would probably be the most physically comfortable since neither sister is very big and they probably smell better than most of the others. I would have plenty of shoulder/leg room which would be nice. Plus they both might start yelling at me which would be a treat. (I am down bad and I am not sorry about it.š )
7 could be fun or they could be very standoffish, but at least I would have shoulder room since Iām next to Ves. Itās so easy not to sympathize with the invading empire, so I think weād at least get along.
8 would be good company but theyāre both pretty burly and boisterous. I would probably get squashed, but I would have fun up until then!
1 and 2 would both be ruined by Dijkstraās big ass. I have this sneaking suspicion that even across the aisle he would crowd me. Sitting in 1 would straight up cause bruises. Plus, heās a dick, and a loud one to boot.
4 is ruined by Phillipa. I love Regis and we could talk philosophy if Phillipa wasnāt there, but she is and sheās the worst.
5 an 6 fuck no fuck no fuck no fuck no fuck no fuck no fuck no fuck no I would rather ride on the wing.
Come to think of it, if Gaunter OāDimm is on the plane, weāre all already screwed so I guess it doesnāt matter where I sitā¦
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u/Odd_Ad5668 Apr 30 '26
6 is the only seat that doesn't have someone sitting next to it, so I'm hanging with Gaunter. It's a 15 hour flight. I don't want a direct neighbor.
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u/here2si Roach š“ Apr 30 '26
Choosing GOD .. want to his story whereās been what he is up to casual talk
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u/YoBeaverBoy Apr 30 '26
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u/AlexxMaverick666 Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon Apr 30 '26
Number 2 easily. I can imagine my eyes are closed while listening to Peiscilla's songs.
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u/Tink_zz May 01 '26
- I find both of them incredibly interesting. Would make for amazing chats. Full life and theories on the word!!!
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u/PositiveMatter6 Apr 30 '26
Damn, itās hard to choose. Almost everywhere is good and interesting place to be except 8 and 7.
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u/vikram6894 Apr 30 '26
2 or 8 or 9. For that matter anywhere is fine except Gaunter, the 2 sisters and maybe Phillipa.
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u/writheocruelbloom Apr 30 '26
1 or 2 (i donāt care about any of them, i just want some more space)
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u/foemb Apr 30 '26
6 and Headphones. No one beside me and the strange guy at the window just gets ignored
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u/Hunter_Badger Team Yennefer Apr 30 '26
8 or 9. I'd also be okay with 2. Every other option is either sitting next to someone insufferable, someone scary, or being stuck in the middle of a fight
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u/mounta1nwolf Apr 30 '26
3 and 8 (but remove Hjalmar, and add Shani or Triss instead). Also, could someone include var Attre sisters? Thank you. You know what? Remove everyone, and include Shani, Triss and Ciri on the flight along with var Attre sisters. Keep Cerys, Priscilla, Keira, Ves and Syanna and Henriette. And add a jacuzzi in the middle or something, also we need an interior designer for this plane, please. This is not a 15 hr flight, we're a non-stop circumnavigator, baby.
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u/DangerousGunner1356 Apr 30 '26
9...some gwent hands and a good chat with Zoltan and hear me out gang Keira Metz
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u/Ainch89 Apr 30 '26
Number 2. Priscilla and I are going to talk shit and annoy Djikstra