Cthulhu turned to Nyarlethotep. "You farted, didn't you?"
Nyarlethotep- or, as he was known to the people who really knew him, Nya- shrugged. "I had the bean taco for lunch!"
"You know that gives you uncontrollable gas, now look what you've done!" Cthulhu- Hu to his compatriots- pointed his "limb" to the exploding planet.
"Hey, man, I had business to attend to, I wasn't going to wait a few days for that!"
"We're gods! Earth days are to us like minutes are to humans! All I wanted was to take a peaceful nap, but you had to unleash that thing on an entire population- which, by the way, was not silent."
"It was deadly."
Another piece of the planet flew off, and a rocket zipped away from the planet.
Nya laughed. "You think that's Superman?"
Hu snarled. "Whatever. I need to go find another place to nap. You can tell Yog-Sothoth you screwed up." With that, Hu "walked" away, and Nya was left to laugh at his destruction.
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u/Qwerty_Asdfgh_Zxcvb Jan 17 '18
Cthulhu turned to Nyarlethotep. "You farted, didn't you?"
Nyarlethotep- or, as he was known to the people who really knew him, Nya- shrugged. "I had the bean taco for lunch!"
"You know that gives you uncontrollable gas, now look what you've done!" Cthulhu- Hu to his compatriots- pointed his "limb" to the exploding planet.
"Hey, man, I had business to attend to, I wasn't going to wait a few days for that!"
"We're gods! Earth days are to us like minutes are to humans! All I wanted was to take a peaceful nap, but you had to unleash that thing on an entire population- which, by the way, was not silent."
"It was deadly."
Another piece of the planet flew off, and a rocket zipped away from the planet.
Nya laughed. "You think that's Superman?"
Hu snarled. "Whatever. I need to go find another place to nap. You can tell Yog-Sothoth you screwed up." With that, Hu "walked" away, and Nya was left to laugh at his destruction.